This Little Twisted World of Ours

by Sun Knight

Where's The Fun When You Need It?

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Godfell

"I thought I told you... I'm not here to fight!" Godfell shouted in a regal tone.

Chernobog slowly shook his head, maniacally grinning. "I don't take kindly to you. You're little brawl with me to feed that ego of yours reassured that." His tone lowered.

Godfell stood his ground, not showing anything else but his rage for the demon before him. "I've got my reasons. The only excuse you've ever had is the fact that you're just a sack of shit." The distance between the two seemed to shorten as the the two steadily approached one another.

Chernobog threw his hands up in a shrug. "It's not like I need any other reason. I've said this before, but I'll say it again... Nobody cares for your self-pity." He didn't let Godfell respond, as he now was in his range.

Godfell felt a powerful surge of pain strike him in the face, hitting the ground in shock. He got on one knee and stared at Chernobog. "Y-You really must be mad." He chuckled to himself, but was cut off by a rather speedy uppercut to thr chin, lifting him up off his feet just barely. "I appre-" A fist smacked his right temple, just out of sight. His back slammed against a tree from the force.

Chernobog had already made it in front of him "I appreciate you not fighting back, but even then I'm going to get bored."

Godfell only wheezed, half hysterically, half painfully. "I'm... o-only stalling you. If you think I'm going to f-ight you, you're mistaken. This isn't my fight..."

Chernobog's cocky expression faded as he went on. "So-" He clenched Godfell's neck, lifting him and pinning him against the tree behind him. "-you're just the little underdog of this, huh?" He spat in his face. "Fantastic." He lazily threw him back down, picking at his teeth. "I've lost my enthusiasm at this point. Thanks a LOT." He turned away, leaving Godfell to himself.


Chernobog

With one nuisance out of the way, Chernobog can finally go onto the next. He found it damn easy to eavesdrop on those pretty ponies. It was nearly laughable. But now isn't a laughing matter. He had a Chaotic Little Figure to take care of, afterall.

Chernobog arrived at Canterlot, not acknowledging the ponies. Even as he was confronted by random, useless guards, he just pushed past them towards the castle. It became apparent the guards were just going to pile up on his ass, so he blasted all of them without even batting an eye.

After avoiding all of the futile attempts at capturing the tormenting beast, Chernobog stormed into the castle, breaking down the large door. The princesses surprisingly were nowhere to be seen. Damn. The fools must've found out. Chernobog didn't lose hope yet, searching the giant throne room precisely. He skimmed past the stained glass windows, but looked back at one. It had a very strange detail that made no sense. It looked like... Discord.

Chernobog grinned widely, closing in on the window. "You expect me to be fooled by that? I've seen chaos, my friend."

Discord returned the grin, appearing right above Chernobog as a terrible cosplay of him. "I used to actually want to be like you, can you believe that?!" He teleported next to him as his normal self. "Until, of course, I realized that being just like you isn't much of an accomplishment..."

Chernobog bared his teeth in anger, but dropped it. "I always did say the weak were the misguided, didn't I?"

Discord snapped his fingers, showcasing the day Chernobog temporarily died after his defeat. "You know, I didn't even think you could die. Well, then again... I never knew you were still alive."

"Enough of your antics, Discord. You already know why I'm here."

Discord broke out in laughter, charging at Chernobog with ridiculous armor on along with a lance, but vanished just before he hit and appeared behind him. "OF COURSE I DO! You want to play a little game with me. Does Ogres and Oubliettes suffice?" The board game popped up in Chernobog's face, in which he swatted away.

"Oh, I've got a better game than that, my friend..." Chernobog grew taller, towering over Discord. "I know what Chaos lacks. If that ever got exploited, you're life eould end before you know it. Prevent that. You have the option to tend to these ponies, doing their bidding like an obedient slave under the rule of Friendship, or, you can quit, let the rage of your past self out and finally show Equestria the power you wield."

Discord looked unamused overall. "Yadda yadda yadda, I've heard it all before. Tirek offered me that power, but betrayed me like any other villain. There's a reason why I never turned away from Friendship again after that."

"Then so be it." Chernobog chained Discord using his energy that cut off his Chaotic Magic while opening a portal to an empty realm. "You're truly disappointing. I expected at least some form of power from the Lord of Chaos himself, but this is the action I get? Tch." Discord was launched into the sad and endless void of emptiness as the portal shut. Chernobog let out a huff of air in what he felt was defeat.

His sounds of disappointment ended when finally, he was met face to face with none other than the Elements of Harmony themselves, the Princesses alongside them. "Oh ho ho ho... for me? You shouldn't have."


Author's Note

Sorry for taking like, a week just for a short chapter. I've been caught up in my own personal business that I've forgotten all about this :derpytongue2: I'll be sure to pick this back up soon though!

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