Avon “Anonymous” Smith, through effort and teaching, has finally grown comfortable with his lot in life as the dimension hopping human of Ponyville. However, after a party, Avon finds himself in a compromising position with a mare and word spreads fast. Can Anonymous shake his newfound reputation? If not, can he profit from it? How far can I go before this becomes downright smut?

Note: Not sure how to tag this, to be perfectly honest. There won’t be any explicit sex. However, there will be heavy double entendre and allusions to more mature topics. As such, it will be tagged mature. I’m VERY sorry.

Update 8/14/20: I’ve decided this will NOT be the story proper. I’ve lost motivation to finish it and I had something better in mind for this same story concept. So, yeah. Sorry.