Missing In Action (male reader X Princess Luna)

by For_The_Memes69

March, But Actually Not March

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March 21, 2565, 12:01 hours

Canterlot Castle, Equestria

It has been two days since going to the Crystal Empire. You have done one training lesson with Luna, and she didn't like what you did. She asked you to "teach me exactly how you got taught," so you did. Unfortunately, she had no idea how many laps, push-ups, burpees, sit ups, chin ups, and all that kind of bull shit you CQC instructor made you do before actually teaching you anything combat wise. But that was two days ago, and you were eating lunch, which was an egg sandwich. You knew it was the middle of the day, but you needed to eat some sort of protein, even if it is just eggs. After eating your sandwich, you walked around the city of Canterlot. You eventually found a casino, and with the only ten bits you had, you went in and joined a table. You remembered Luna and Celestia playing a card game yesterday that seemed a lot like rummy. You decided to join and learned that the cards were basically the same thing here as in Human space. After winning the game, you asked if they could teach you poker. When the did you were pleased to see that it was played the same exact way here as back in Human space. The poker table you joined at the casino was playing a game called "Share Five" which was the Equestrian version of Texas Hold 'Em, which you were amazing at.

When you sat down and asked to be dealt in, everyone at the table started laughing at how little money you had. One of the even said "go play at the table for the people who lost all of their money, this table is for skilled players."

You responded with that "I just got here and haven't lost a single penny. I just don't have many Bits."

One of the guys at the table told everyone to let you play, and when he lost all his money he needed to leave. After an hour has passed, you made three guys lose all their money and made them leave, get three flushes, make ten thousand Bits, and make everyone at the table fear you. You have been playing poker since middle school and you've learned when to fold or keep going, when to intimidate bet or play smart, and when to raise or call. And you had a great poker face. You decided to spare the rest of the people at the table and leave with you ten thousand bits. You decided to do some spending. You bought some materials to be able to make a blacksmith forge and brought it to your room. The you decided to go to the Crystal Empire to buy a LTD (low temp diamonds), or because they haven't been in space yet, a normal diamond. You will use this to carve out things in the forging process. It might sound crazy and weird, but it helps make things sharper and more lethal. But on the way back to the train, you saw a blue crystal necklace that you thought would look perfect on Luna. When you got back Celestia saw all the stuff you bought.

"What the hell is all of this?" She said extremely pissed off.

"They are materials used to make a forge, which I can use to make bullets and guns," you said, trying to avoid her fiery rage of Celestia. Or if she does that Daybreaker thing (Luna told you if you got Celestia mad, she would make herself look like Daybreaker and yell at you. A lot). But her reaction was not expected. She was pleased with that, in sort of a creepy power-hungry kind of way. But you knew she wasn't tyrannical; she just knew that who would be dumb enough to attack Equestria if they can kill you from 2000 meters away. She just wanted firearms for defending her nation.

"Well, I will let you construct this forge in a separate room, but only if you make another gun," she said.

"Deal," you said. "So, do we shake hands or something?"

"No," Celestia said. "I trust that you will keep your word."

After setting up the forge you got straight to work. While the steel was heating, you realized since polymer has not been invented yet here, you had to use straight up metal. You started to carve the firing pin. Then you took some of the molten steel and let it cool. The before it hardened, you melded it to be the part that held the clip. Then repeated the process but making a barrel instead of the frame. Then you attached the barrel to the frame and inserted the firing pin and trigger. Then you made the slide for it and you put it on, completing the pistol. Then you checked it for mistakes. You saw none. You started to make four magazines each holding ten bullets. When you were done, you decided to go find Celestia to alert her of your progress. When she came, she looked at the pistol and said

"This looks off. I thought it would look like yours."

"It's still a gun," you said. "But it is only a pistol, which is a shorter and smaller gun compared to my rifle. You never said to make a rifle, so I make this. It's still just as lethal."

"Of course, I'm sorry for making such quick assumptions of the weapon," Celestia said. "But does it work?"

"Let's find out," you said. You went outside, put the mag into the pistol, cambered the bullet by pulling back on the slide, and aimed at a tree. You then pulled the trigger five times rapidly, expending five bullets. It worked perfectly, and the fire spray was very minimal.

"Wow," Celestia said, looking at the tree. "Can I keep it?"

"Sure," you said as you unloaded the weapon. "But do you want me to paint it first?"

"Yes please," she responded. While you were painting it a fiery yellow with a pattern kind of like the sun, you removed the firing pin. It's not that you didn't trust Celestia not go around killing people, you just wanted to know when she started to use it. After giving her the gun and telling her all the warnings (like not to use it for personal defense because it couldn't work), you sought out to find Luna and give her the necklace. When you entered her room (of course with her permission) you asked her what she was up to.

"Nothing really, just preparing for Nightmare Night," she said.

"Can you please explain to me what Nightmare Night is?" you asked.

"It is were kids dress up and go door to door getting candy, and then theypay tribute to Nightmare Moon, so I do not eat them," She said. "I did not discover this holiday in the best way." So basically, it was Halloween, but for this place. But October was seven months away.

"Um Luna, may I ask what month it is?" you said.

"It is Decimam," she said. "The tenth month of the year."

"Wow," You said. "Equestria is seven months ahead of Earth."

"Apparently," She said. "Hey, I'm practicing something. During Nightmare Night the kids like me to scare them."

"Brave kids," you said. "

Yes," she said. "And I want you to see if I can look like her well."

"OK," you sad. She started to do the spell, and when she was done, she looked exactly like Nightmare Moon. "Wow, you did a good job," you told her.

"Thanks," she responded. Then she did something completely unexpected. She pounced on you in a sexual kind of way. You were completely surprised. Your mind began to race.

"The hell is going on?" you thought in your head. You also started to get very hard. At this point she was positioned laying on top of you. She was breathing heavily in your face and put her hand on your crotch. Your body went crazy over that, and you were one hundred percent sure she was going to fuck you, but that thought went away when she stumbled back off of you and visually changed back to Luna.

"I am so sorry for doing that y/n," she said. She looked horrified over what she had just done.

"It's fine," you said, trying to calm her down.

"No, it's not," she said still upset over what had just occurred. "I could have raped you."

"First, it wouldn't be rape because I would be one hundred percent fine with that," you said. "And second, if I wanted you off of me, it wouldn't have gotten that far."

"Oh. Sorry for overreacting," she said. "It's just in my whole life I've never had this feeling and just now I had it."

"The feeling to have sex is the feeling you felt," you informed her.

"Yes, that," she continued. "And when I look like Nightmare Moon, the Nightmare Moon personality has more of an influence. So that on top of the back of my head telling me to fuck you I couldn't stop myself."

"Its fine. We all have those moments," you said. "Just next time, fulfill your intention please."

"Will do," she said, and for the rest of the night, you two did some non-sexual Cuddling. After an hour of that you decided to give Luna the necklace.

"Hey Luna, I have something for you," you said as you pulled out the necklace and handed it to her.

"y/n, it Beautiful," she said as she put it on. "And it looks perfect on me."

"I saw It at a shop in the Crystal Empire and I instantly thought of you when I saw it. So, I bought it for you," you said. "Thank you so much y/n, I love it," She said in a sweet voice as you two continued to cuddle.

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