Missing In Action (male reader X Princess Luna)

March 22, 2565, 15:34 hours

Ponyville, Equestria

"So, which one is A again?" you asked. Twilight was trying to teach you the Equestrian alphabet, but she was having a hard time to get you to understand it.

"Why don't you study it, a lot and a lot of studying," Twilight said, running out of ideas. Like hell you were going to do it. But you will if you didn't come up with another idea.

"Why don't I make a keyboard on my communication chip for this alphabet, only use it, and when I have it memorized, I can learn how to write the characters better," you said.

"That sounds like a good idea y/n!!" Twilight exclaimed. "You should get right to it."

"I am," you said as you finalized the keyboard. You tried to leave, but every wall and door looked the same. "Twilight should really put up some maps in here," you said out loud. After walking around for five minutes, you were 100% sure you were walking in a circle.

"Are you lost?" You heard a female voice say to you. It was Twilight's student. You think her name is Starlight Glimmer.

"Hi, my name is y/n," you said.

"Starlight," she said. "So, do you need help out of the castle?"

"Yep," you said. "It just looks all the same."

"Don't worry, you will get used to it," She said as you two walked out of the castle.

"Thank you," You said. "I was certain I would be stuck in there forever."

"No problem," she said as she went back into the castle. You decided to head back to you new home and rest for a bit.

March 23, 2565, 17:57 hours

Ponyville, Equestria

You were walking out from Sugarcube Corner, after having this huge ice cream sundae, which even though it was good, you will probably throw up from eating it. Because the military food had so little sugar, your body lost the ability to eat it. But it is a small price to pay. As you walked around, you saw Rarity's shop. You remembered you only had one pair of cloths, so you decided to go buy some.

"Hello y/n, how are you today?" She greeted you. For some reason, her voice did sound British.

"Good, thank you for asking," you said.

"So, what brings you here?" She asked.

"The same reason you have this shop open," you said. "To buy clothes."

"Of course, silly me," Rarity said. "What kind are you looking for?"

"Something casual," you said. "Nothing to over the top. I don't like to broadcast that I have much money."

"You are rich?" Rarity asked.

"Somewhat," You responded. "I won a shit ton of money at a casino in In Canterlot. Then I won even more when I went back the next two times."

"Can you come over here so I can take measurements for your clothes?" Rarity said, then you did what she said. "You should play poker over in Las Pegasus with that skill." You almost laughed out loud. For some reason, some cities here are coincidentally named like ones back home in America. Like for Fillydelphia, there is Philadelphia. For Manehattan there is Manhatten, Baltimare for Baltimore, and for the new place she mentioned there is Las Vegas.

"Can I ask a question?" You asked Rarity while she was taking measurements.

"Sure," she said."

"Are there any other nations or countries on this planet other than Equestria?" You asked.

"Why yes, of course," she said. "There is Mustangia, Yakyakistan, Maretonia, and Saddle Arabia."

After hearing that, you lost it. You could not stop laughing.

"What is so funny about that?" Rarity asked.

You tried to answer her, but you were laughing so much you couldn't talk. When you finally calmed down you said "Back home on Earth we had cities in the country of America, where I come from, and some of the cities in Equestria names are just modified versions of cities. And then Saddle Arabia sounds just like Saudi Arabia, which is another country on Earth."

"Oh," Rarity said. "I see why you find that funny. I bet if I were on Earth, I would find your city names funny."

You wanted to say you wouldn't get that far, but you did not want to bring up the subject of ONI and must explain it. Because if you did, and the UNSC did find you, you knew ONI would sure as hell kill everyone here and send you to the Midnight Facility, just to make sure no one knew of their dark secrets.

"All done with the measurements, and I will have your cloths ready in about an hour," Rarity said.

"Thank you," you said in response. When you left the shop, you wondered how to kill time for an hour. You walked around the town again, trying to find something to do. You found nothing. And you thought Canterlot was boring with all the aristocrat and noble business up there. You guessed people enjoy their jobs here to the point of not needing entertainment. Or today was just a boring day today. After an hour of speculating about life and culture here, you headed back to Rarity's shop.

"Here you are," Rarity said as she handed you the cloths. "That will be 850 bits." You handed Rarity the money.

"Thank you," you said as you took the cloths from her.

"Have a nice day!" She said as you left the store.

"You too," you said back. "But it's 19:00 hours, it's nowhere near the day," you though to yourself. You wondered how much that would piss Luna off from just hearing that as you head towards the train.

March 24, 2565, 23:44 hours

Canterlot Castle, Equestria

"Damn It!" Luna yelled. "This is to fucking hard!" Tonight, was one of the training nights you and she have agreed on. But Luna was getting a little frustrated. And little was an understatement.

"Luna, you need to calm down," you said. "Try doing it a little slower."

"But you said your drill sergeant always made you do it as fast as you can," Luna said, out of breath.

"Yes," you said. "But I also did the drills slower in my free time, so I understood the mechanics of it so next time I could do it faster."

"Okay," Luna said. "I'll try it a little slower." She tried again. The drill you were trying to get her to do was where you had to doge multiple quick attacks and then counterattack quickly. After slowing it down, Luna got the hang of it and managed to do it at full speed.

"Good job," you said. "That is all for tonight."

"Finally, I did it!" Luna exclaimed, as she bounced over to you and gave you a big hug. Then she walked over to a bench and collapsed onto it. You brought her some water.

"Why don't you take I easy for the rest of the night, unless your royal duties interfere with that," you said.

"Will do," Luna said. "Can you help me up?" You reached out a hand to pull her off the bench.

"I'm going to take a shower, so you know where to find me," you told her.

"Okay," she responded. You went to you room, took off your cloths, and took a long thirty-minute hot shower. After that you changed into more comfy cloths and sought out Luna. You saw her laying on the couch. When you sat down, she moved over and curled up next to you.

"So, what are you going to dress up as for Nightmare Night?" Luna asked.

"I don't know," you said. "No one here fears the things Humans are because you all have a different culture. I was thinking about not dressing up as anything, but I don't feel like that is an option. But I know for sure I will hold up a sign that says anyone who manages to scare me will receive 100 Bits."

"Why so cocky," Luna said with a smile. "Because I believe no one can scare me," you said. "Jump scaring me is out of the picture because I'm a sniper, and It's a part of my training to know when people are around me. And trying to scare me with a creepy mask will also not work because I bet ten million bits that no one can make something that looks more horrifying than the flood."

"Well about the costume thing," Luna said. "We have eight days to figure it out."

"Yeah, I guess you're right," you said. "Well I'm going to head to bed, I have to get up super early if I want to make a SMG on that forge I have." As you were heading towards your room you heard Luna run up behind you.

"Wait y/n!" She said. "Do you mind if I sleep in the same bed as you?" She was blushing when she said this.

"I don't see why not," you said. "Which room do you prefer?"

"My bed is softer, so I guess mine, Luna said. You two headed over to her room and sat down on the bed. She was right. Her bed was softer. Way softer. Then you two lied down on the bed, and you fell into the best night of sleep you ever gotten in your life.