Obsessed and sociopath

Soon Randal and Lyra approached the big house. Randal was surprised to see such a big home and asked:

"Is that all yours?"

"Yes and no. I am living here with a roommate. Her name is Bonbon." Randal giggled and Lyra asked him:

"What is so funny?"

"Bonbon? The silly name," said Randal. Lyra approached the door and opened it. Randal entered the room and saw the living room. There were two big couches in the center of the room, some plants in the corners, big chandelier on the ceiling, coffee table, etc.

"Hmm, looks solidly," said Randal.

"Yeah, we don't have guests, so feel yourself like in-home," said Lyra.

"You mean be terrorized every day by fat and stinky landlord and have a neighbor, with whom I should speak on the roar language?"

"No. Wait, you have them in your home?"

"Yeah, my neighbor name is Mortimer. He lives in his room and he didn't exit it for 6 monthes. I had already forgotten how he looks."

"Maybe, he is dead," said Lyra.

"Nah, I hear the roars from his room. He is still alive," said Randal. Suddenly he asked:

"Yeah, anyway, where is beer?"

"Hold on, answer my questions, then you will get a beer," said Lyra.

"Uh, okay, what is your question?"

"First question, how it feels to have hands?" Randal could swear that he saw the sparkle in Lyra's eyes when she asked. He said:

"Well, I do a lot of things with my hands: taking things, punching people, pointing to something.." Randal carried on enlisting things, which people do with hands, while Lyra's smile began bigger. When he ended Lyra suddenly shouted:

"That's so cool to have hands! Instead of those stupid hooves." Lyra looked at her front hooves. Randal approached her and asked:

"I have a question. Do you have more humans in there?" Lyra looked at him and said:

"No."

"Uh, okay. So, what is your next question?"

"Oh, yeah. What do people eat?"

"They eat fruits, vegetables, meat, etc."

"Oh, you are omnivores," said Lyra. Randal looked at her with a questionable look.

"What?" asked Randal.

"Omnivore is a creature who eats plants and meat," explained Lyra.

"Okay." Lyra looked at his hooves and then asked:

"Can you walk on your hind hooves?"

"No, since I stuck in this body, I can't walk on my legs," said Randal. He tried to get up on his hind hooves, but failed and fell to the ground.

"Ugh."

"Don't be sad. I can teach you," said Lyra putting her hoof on her chest. Randal got up and looked at her with a dumbfounded look.

"What? You? A horse who doesn't have legs?"

"First of all, I am a pony, not a horse. Second of all, yeah. I can teach you. Watch me," said Lyra getting up on her hind hooves, which she did with no problem. Randal was surprised to see this.

"The main point is holding the balance," said Lyra. Randal looked at his hooves and got up again, using the couch as a prop. He used his tail for keeping the balance and...he did it. He was standing on his hind hooves and looked at Lyra who was smiling at him.

"Yeah, I did it. I did it, motherfucker!" shouted Randal jumping on his hooves. He lost his balance and fell.

"Agh!"

"Aaa!" Randal opened his eyes and saw Lyra's face which was very close to his one. Lyra opened her eyes and saw Randal's face. She blushed and quickly got up. Randal got up on his hooves and said:

"Ops, hehe. Just carried away," said Randal smiling. After an awkward silence, they heard the crack. Both turned around and saw a pony with pink-blue mane & tail. When she closed the door, she turned around and her eyes noticed an unknown pegasus stallion. Then she looked at Lyra with a questionable look. Then she asked:

"Lyra, who is this?" She pointed to Randal. Lyra smiled innocently and said:

"It's Randal. He is human. Randal, it's Bonbon," said Lyra pointing to the mare. Bonbon approached and dragged Lyra to the kitchen.

"Ou, what?" asked Lyra. Bonbon looked at Lyra's pupils, then opened her mouth, checked her reflexes. After the checking she said:

"Hmm, everything is fine. No signs of spell or hallucinations." After realization Lyra said:

"What? No, Bonbon. I wasn't hypnotized by the enemy agency or brainwashed by aliens. Let me explain." With those words, Lyra began explaining to Bonbon, how she met Randal, about what they were talking, etc. When Lyra ended her sentence, Bonbon was rubbing her chin and asked:

"Are you sure he isn't fooling you?"

"On 110%." Bonbon looked at Lyra and then sighed.

"Okay, but how did he end up in Equestria?" Lyra's eyes widened and then she face hoofed.

"Oh, apples. I forgot to ask him the most obvious thing." Bonbon smirked when suddenly Randal entered the kitchen. He looked at mares and asked:

"Um, what are you talking about?"

"Well, I have a question."

"I think you have billions of them." Bonbon giggled, while Lyra slightly blushed and asked:

"How did you get in our world?"

"Well, I was sent here by bum."

"What does 'bum' means?" asked Bonbon.

"It means an asshole which deserves to be sent into the hell," said Randal. Both mares looked at each other and Lyra asked:

"Why did he send you there?"

"Well, I, maybe, accidentally gave him the castor oil and said to drink it." Bonbon showed her tongue and pointed to it with a hoof, saying 'Bue', while Lyra shrugged and then said:

"Wow, it's not cool."

"Yeah, but he was a total asshole."

"Well, okay. I will give you a blanket and pillow," said Lyra heading to the upstairs, but Bonbon stopped her.

"Wait what? He will live with us!?" she shouted at Lyra spatting some little droolings at her. Lyra wiped out her face and said:

"Yeah, he will sleep on the couch. Why are you worrying about it? He isn't a thief or a kleptomaniac."

"Well, I actually kleptomaniac," said Randal making two mares looked at him.

"What? And you were hiding it?" shouted Lyra at him.

"Well, not exactly. You didn't ask it," said Randal. Lyra thought a little and face hoofed, while Bonbon face hoofed too and shook her head. Then she claimed:

"I will hide all valuable things in the home, while you will watch him," said Bonbon pointing to Lyra. She nodded and looked at Randal. Then she said:

"Well, let's continue with answering questions."

"Okay, but then you give me the beer, as you promised." Bonbon froze at her tracks and turned around. But Lyra said:

"Yeah, he drinks a beer, but don't worry. I will make sure that he won't drink a lot." Bonbon looked at her for a few seconds, then sighed and headed to her room upstairs. Meanwhile, Lyra continued to ask questions to Randal.