The Badlie Writne and Speld Adenturs of Deepy Hewvs

Okay, Derpy is cool and all but her story SUCKS LIKE SHIT. Even Scootaloo can write something. SCOOTALOO. IS. A. BETTER. FUCKING. WRITER. THAN. A. FULL. GROWN. MARE.. Dude, that's sad. That's really sad. I mean, I know I'm the best at everything, but dude, a filly, better than a mare, at writing. I mean I know nopony's good at everything but..

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RAENBO DASH WAT R U DOIN!!

Oh, not again.. Sorry, that's Derp calling me. Better go, and don't tell anyone what I just said, alright??