The Badlie Writne and Speld Adenturs of Deepy Hewvs

LEGEND

Purple - Derpy

Pink - Muffin

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when i wake up i se da mofin on teh flor. i galop aftr it an it keeps movin. i go out da dor and kep chaisin it. it strts flyin an i liek start flyin to. an den were at the sugr cube curner an da mofin tals to me. it sayz:

deepy hewvs ur so dum omg liek y ar ur cutie mrk like a bunc of dum bubblz. i meen dats so dum. u r rly dum. y r u so dum depy hewvs i meen liek u dont evn brake da foorth wal liek i do. com and chais after me u bitch idiot.

an dan i say

y r u so meen

cuz im a sexy mofin

but y r u a sexy mofin!1!!!!!one!!!11!!!!!1

cuz i am y r umad???????!!1

cuz ur a sexy mofin an im not a sexy mofin i wana be a sexy mofin to!!!!eleven!!1!1!!11!1!!onehundredandeleven!!11

no

and he flyin awai an im liek

o no u dont u dum sexy mofin

and den i flie aftr him an ya. de end 4 now stay tund for da nxt chaptr.