"What?" Confused I watched as the mint green mare ran over to me as I watched her slam her hands down on the table and stare at me with a crazed grin.

"YOU A HUMAN!" She shouted as I shunk in my seat clearly uncomfortable by this mare's eyes.

"So what if I am?" I asked as she then grabbed me by my arm and pulled me from my seat.

"BONBON! LOOK A HUMAN! SEE LOOK!" She shouted to the cream-colored pony who gave a look of shock as she ran over to her and yanked from her grip as she looked at Lyra.

"LYRA! You can't do that to any creature you should know better," She turns to me with a look of shame. "Forgive my wife she is a bit crazy sometimes and I'm sorry for any harm she caused you,"

"I'm fine its just slightly winded but yeah I'm good either way," I told her as the mint color pony looked at me and pointed to her wife.

"BonBon! He's a human we got to show everypony!" She said as 'Bonbon' smiled as she held her wife back from getting to me.

"Again I'm sorry sir for everything I guess my wife and I will be eating somewhere else," Bonbon said as I was about to say something until Cam got up.

"No need we were just leaving," Cam said as I nodded.

"Yeah please stay and eat and besides we need to get back to our job," I said as Cam looked at me with a smile.

"Look at you ready to go back to work," Cam said nudging my side with her arm as I smiled.

"Oh we then it was nice to meet you Mr.-" Bonbon asked as I held out my hand.

"Rex...Names Rex it was nice to meet you Bonbon and Lyra was it?" I asked to which the mint color pony gasped.

"A human said my name! A HUMAN SAID MY NAME! BONBON A HUMAN SAID MY NAME!" Bonbon held her wife back as Cam and I left Sugar cube corner and walked outside back into the muscle car.

As a buckled up Cam got to the wheel and spoke.

"Lyra is a crazy one," She said as I nodded.

"Yeah I could tell...how did she know I was a human though?" I asked as Cam turned to me.

"Don't know apparently Lyra as a kid had a dream involving a human and ever since then she has been determined to find one I guess when she saw you she finally popped," She said as I nodded but then Lyra popped onto the window smiling.

"AH!"

"BREED WITH ME HUMAN!" I locked the door as Bonbon grabbed her wife and gave me 'I'm so sorry' smile as she dragged her back into the store as I looked at Cam.

"Let's go back..." I said as she nodded pulling us back she then hit the gas and once again we were back on the road.

(Later)

After we got back we really had no else come in so I decided to clean my equipment as I sat on the couch as Cam came in with something called...' movies' as she sat down next to me on the couch she looked at my taken apart lasgun as she looked up at me as I cleaned the barrel.

"You take caring for your gear seriously," She said as I nodded.

"Call it a force of habit," I said as she held the movies in her hand as she looked at each of before turning to me.

"I don't think a war movie is right...how about a racing moving?" She asked me as she held a case that read 'The fast and the Dash' I shrugged.

"Looks good," I stated as she looked at the cover.

"Yeah this series has at least 10 installments once you get hooked you are for life," She stated as she got up and walked over to the machine that she called a 'DVD player' and put the DVD in, as she did this she bent over as I blushed before moving my head to look away from her as her 'asset' was preached down with her tail up in the air.

As the screen came on she walked back and sat down next to me with her feet up against her as she hit some buttons on the remote as the video began to play as she smiled looking at the screen. I looked to the screen as I watched the movie before me as these characters talked about pulling heists with there cars for the family. It was extremely interesting more so than the plays I used to watch as a kid when my mother and father would force me to go to one.

I felt a weight on my shoulder as I looked to see Cam laying her head on my shoulder as I blinked before smiling sighted as I hesentily placed my hand on her shoulder as I began to rub her fur cover arm. This caused to her purr as she began to rub her head on my shoulder as a cat would I glupped at this as the purring got louder.

'This was nice...Emperor was this your will? To take me to this world and show me the life I was protecting for so long? To be here and to be with this goddess of a cat? What a second Rex you just meet this cat lady and its been a whole 24 hours how was this right? But she placed her hand on my shoulder and purring, was this her cat like nature? Or was this something else but what else could this be? Love?

What kinda of love could be this fast?

Emperor...Omnissiah...give me a sigh,'

"Hey Rex?" Blushing I turn to Cam who looked up at me as I looked at her.

"Yeah Cam?" I asked back as she looked at me as she crawled up to me with her hand out like a cats paw as she held a cut look on her face.

"Do you like me?" She asked as I was completely unprepared for this moment as she began to move up on my chest as she basically had me pinned.

"I-I-I...well that is a very unexpected question to say to someone that you basically just meet," I said as she looked down at me with her cute smile.

"I know but still there is something about you buddy that I like I don't know what is but its something about you that I want to hold on to and hug that make me feel safe and warm," She told me as I looked into her blue frosty eyes. "Your mine guardsman,"

She then flopped herself onto me as I went wide eyed from the surprise before looking down at her as she purred away, moving my hands to her I felt her nuzzle into the nap of my neck. Confused I didn't know what to do but my body began to move on its own as my arms began to warp around her as I placed my face into her furry fluff as she giggled slightly.

"This is nice," She said as I could only smile and agree as I held this cat lady in my grasp.

Yes this was nice no matter how weird it was.

Author's Note

I hope I'm not rushing there relationship too fast...just tell me if I am and I will slow things down if that is the case. Besides that, I just got into a rogue trader and I'm deciding to make a story off the old series of Warhammer 40k while adding in some aspects of the new edition I like to call this story 'Tech trader', it's about a primaris tech marine aborded a battle barge of the Adeptus mechanics with other rogue traders such as a Tau pathfinder, A mutant-dog hybrid, a Genetor, a pskyer, and the captain who is a former Inquisitor.