The RED Cataclysm

by Conchshellthegeek7
Three mercenaries walk into Equestria...

After angering a magician (again), the RED Engineer, Medic and Pyro are sent to an alternate universe (again) where they must survive among the confused and scared natives until the portal is able to return them home (again). All in all, just an average day on the job. Or it would've been, if it hadn't been for a certain cunning, manipulative and dashingly handsome god.

For the continuity buffs out there, this story takes place between the events of Season 2 and Season 3 of "Friendship is Magic."

A crossover with Team Fortress 2. Contains suicide, murder, interspecies romance, manipulation, deception, deceit, betrayal, conspiracy, multiple scenes of mad science, and of course, the titular cataclysm (trust me, you'll know it when you see it)… but rated M for adult humor. Oh yeah, and I almost forgot to mention: Team Fortress 2 is the intellectual property of the Valve Corporation.

Incomplete
Comedy
Crossover
Tragedy
Dark
Human
Romance
 

57284 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read

9 Chapters:

  1. 1: Action Chapter! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6003
  2. 2: Well, Here We Are Again 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6286
  3. 3: Medic vs. Ponyville 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6312
  4. 4: Got a Light? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6472
  5. 5: First Contact 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6757
  6. 6: Fiery Passion 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5786
  7. 7: The Savant's Scheme 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7028
  8. 8: Magic : Music :: Music : Me 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6037
  9. 9: Bludgeoning The Hay 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6603