Deadpool: Equestria's Daddy

Deadpool still stood in place, holding the guy up who had been impaled by his two swords; after another minute, DP pulled his swords apart, slicing the guy in two.

“Okay, I’m touching myself tonight.”

Suddenly, he heard a noise from behind him; he looked round to see another guy on a motorcycle. DP pointed a finger gun at the bad guy and said, “Pew.” The guy cranked the ignition and drove forward, charging right towards the merc.

Just as he was getting closer, Spikey picked up one of the guns that the dead criminals had dropped; using it like a club, he swung it around and wacked the jerk off his bike. The biker said nothing, Deadpool just starting beating the shit out of him; he threw him towards the crashed car.

“Face-Slam.” Spikey said before kicking him in the face, knocking his helmet off; revealing Trenderhoof underneath. “Hello, handsome.” DP dragged him across the road and placed him against the wall.

Trenderhoof looked up at the merc, he muttered, “So you’re the freak that’s been screwing up my business.”

“That’s right, Trendy.” Spikey replied, pointing at Trenderhoof’s face. “And I bet you know who under this mask too.” DP lifted his mask, revealing his face. Seeing the face of his attacker just made Trenderhoof chuckle, like someone watching that video of the monkey with the machine gun.

He then replied, “Spikey the fucking dog.”

“That’s my name, don’t wear it out; now it’s time for you to undo what you did to me.” Spikey stated. “Turn me back into that handsome dude who you said you’d cure his dog cancer.”

“Yes, and we did cure you.” Trenderhoof replied. “My talents made you immortal, invincible; unbeatable. And you want me to take that gift away; you really are as dumb as an ugly mutt.”

Deadpool then explained, “If this is a gift, then where’s the fucking recite; cause I taking this junk back to the supermarket.” Spikey the raised his fist, threatening to punch his enemy; when suddenly…

“Spikey.” A voice said, coming from behind him. DP didn’t turn around, he simple felt behind him; he felt something swishy and soft, a guy’s dick.

The merc turned his head to look at the person he was caressing the groin of, “Santa?” he asked.

However, the guy used his strength, grabbed Spikey by the collar and through him across the road; Deadpool went flying into a car. However, while he was airborne, he thought to himself…

You know, I’d tell you some more of the story; but I think it can wait until the next chapter comes out.