After a long day of work at the spa, Anon was enjoying a well-deserved drink when there was a knock at the door.

"Chryssi, can you get that?" he asked.

Chrysalis shouted from the bedroom, "You know damn well that I can't, you dick!"

Anon snickered and got up to answer the door. There was a pony on the other side to no surprise. "Um, hello? Do I know you from somewhere?" he asked the mare.

"I was at the spa earlier today with Spike," the unicorn said.

"Ah yes, I recognize you now," Anon said. "But I would have remembered if you'd had an appointment."

"I did have an appointment," she said, "But it's been rescheduled. You see, I had a meeting with Mayor Mare just after your little... encounter, and she told me about the great idea that you had."

Anon raised a dubious eyebrow. "I had a great idea?"

"Well, you plural."

"Anon, who are you talking to?" Chrysalis asked from inside the house. She walked into the kitchen to see the doorway. "Oh. It's you."

"Chrysalis."

"Starlight Glimmer."

Starlight looked at Anon, "May I come inside?"

Anon smirked. "Heh, I'm usually the one asking that." Neither of them laughed. Anon stepped aside from the doorway to let her in.

She strode over to Chrysalis who winced as Starlight brought her hoof back. Anon grabbed it to stop her, mid-punch.

"Hey! NO! No more of that!" Anon shouted. "Look, I know Chryssi did some bad things in the past, but she's paid her due! So you tell the mayor, the princess and everypony that nopony is gonna be hitting her anymore! Or they'll be getting a fist back from me!" Starlight tilted her head. "And not in the fun way! So if you came all this way just for that then you can just go fuck right off!" With Starlight's hoof still in his grip, he dragged her back outside and closed the door after him as Chrysalis looked on with misty eyes.

Anon shoved Starlight away and stood on his door stoop with his arms crossed.

"I'm sorry. I really didn't come here for that," Starlight said. "The mayor sent me to escort you."

"What? I thought all that tax evasion talk was just roleplay!" he said.

"I have no idea what you're talking about," she said as she started walking. "I'm just here to bring you to the school for your class."

"What?" Anon asked as he followed after her. "I didn't sign up for any class. The fuck else do I need to learn?" he asked.

"Oh, no-no, you misunderstand, Anon. You're to be the teacher."

"Whu!?" Anon balked. "Right now? I'm not prepared for this!"

Starlight smirked. "As Mayor Mare tells it, you are supremely prepared for this."

Though it was well after hours, the Ponyville School of Friendship was still lit up with activity. A lithe, orange dragon greeted them at the entrance. Standing upright, she was up to Anon's shoulders, but Anon still had to look up at her, laying recumbent on the door frame adornments.

"Is that him?" she asked.

"Yes, this is Anon," Starlight introduced. "Anon, this is Smolder."

"Hey," Anon greeted. Smolder's eyes scanned over him briefly and they regarded eachother with barely more than an academic interest. Anon was hardly the most interesting creature she had seen in her travels, and it wasn't the first time he had seen a dragon. She looked similar enough to Spike with only the barest feminine traits. Her voice was only a bit higher than his, but it was still gruff-sounding. Likely from breathing smoke all day, he reasoned. "I guess I'll see you around?"

Smolder snorted. "Estrus is a pony problem. Not one that dragons have."

"What do dragons have?" he asked.

"Whatever we want!" she said, giving him a toothy grin that was somewhere between threatening and sultry. Either way it looked equally predatory.

Inside the school, Anon leaned over to Starlight, "Should I be concerned?"

Starlight dismissed his question with a wave of her hoof, "Oh, don't worry about her. She's just being playful. All bark and no bite. Probably."

At the other end of the hall, the last couple of ponies finished signing in and went inside the classroom. The attendant at the door finished organizing the last of the applicants' forms.

Starlight asked, "Did everypony sign in, Ocellus?"

Ocellus nodded, barely giving the biped a second glance. Anon looked the strange creature up and down, similar in size to Starlight. "What? Never seen a changeling before?" she asked.

"Actually-" Starlight started to say, but Anon interrupted.

"Yes, but she looks quite a bit different," he said.

"A changeling that looks different!?" Ocellus said with excessive melodrama, holding her hoof over her mouth with faux shock.

"Actually-" Starlight interjected again, "Anon is currently the caretaker of Chrysalis."

"Oh? OH!" Ocellus's compound eyes went as wide as dinner plates and the light blue hue of her chitin turned a whiter shade of pale. "So is she still... you know...?" In a flash of green magic, Ocellus shapeshifted into the blackened, porous style that Anon was familiar with seeing on Chrysalis, before she quickly changed back, clearly uncomfortable with wearing the look.

"Uh... yeah," Anon answered. Ocellus just frowned.

"Let's not get off track, Anon," Starlight said, "You still have a class to teach."

Anon nodded. "Right, well, let's get this over with so I can go home and get back to killing my liver."

Starlight opened the doors to let Ocellus inside but blocked Anon for a moment, lowering her voice. "Anon, listen, I know you're mostly used to dealing with mares. And from what everypony has told me, your personality is suited for it. You're kind, considerate, you care, you listen. But with these stallions..." she trailed off. "There's a lot of testosterone in that room. And the only thing they'll respect is somepony with more of it. You have to be the big dick in the room."

"But I'm not-"

"You have to ACT like the big dick in the room! You have to be the boss! So you're going to need to dig down and find that Alpha Male energy to get through to them."

"You know the whole 'alpha wolf' thing isn't real, right?"

Starlight sucked in a frustrated breath. "Okay, you see, that right there-" She held her tongue. "Look, we're out of time so- Just... do the best you can." She opened the door and led Anon down the middle aisle of the packed, auditorium-style lecture hall. Every seat was filled except for one in the front row.

Anon was in awe. "There's got to be like three hundred stallions in here!"

Starlight nodded. "Studs from all over Equestria. Word travels fast among mares this time of year, especially when it comes to a good lay. And anything that can get the local talent more... well, talented. Ever since Mayor Mare sent out the message, the train station arrivals were non-stop. Nothing motivates a stallion like bits, and mare-bits."

Starlight directed Anon to take a seat beside the lectern as she turned on the microphone.

"Good evening, gentlecolts," she greeted. "Welcome to the Ponyville School of Friendship. I'm Headmare Starlight Glimmer. I'll be your hostess for the evening. Now we all know why we're here. Upon completion of this course you'll all get a rate bonus certification on your studding permits." Starlight motioned to Mayor Mare, standing off to the side of the room with her official notary stamp. She gave Anon a little wave and a goofy grin. Anon gave a small, quick wave back.

"Now I know you're all very busy, getting busy, this time of year," Starlight continued. "So let's not waste any time. I present to you, your instructor for the evening, Professor Anon!"

"Professor?" he asked. She waved him over to the microphone as she moved aside. Anon stood at the lectern, adjusted the microphone and cleared his throat. He looked out at the crowd of stallions. Three hundred pairs of eyes glared back at the hairless ape that was putting them out of a job. "Um, hello."

"Needle-Dick!" one of the stallions jeered.
"Boo-Kill-Yourself!"

Mayor Mare rushed over and grabbed the mic, "Not another word!" she shouted, "The next heckler will get their permit revoked forever! Do you colts understand!?" she glared at the crowd of silent stallions, leaning away in their seats. She screamed, "I asked you shitheads a FUCKING question!"

"Yes ma'am!" they all answered obediently.

Mayor Mare looked at Anon and her anger vanished back into a warm, sweet smile, giving him a peck on the cheek. "They're all yours, sweetie," she said before walking back to her seat off to the side.

"Good evening," Anon started again, trying to not let the fresh terror come through in his voice. "I... I know you guys don't particularly like me. And I don't blame you, I- I get it. Some super-powered alien freak from another dimension shows up in your world and suddenly all the ladies are creaming themselves over him. It's not fair. But guys, listen, I never asked for this, okay? There's nothing special about what I do, that you guys can't learn. And that's what tonight is about, okay? It's not that complicated. What's the first rule about studding?"

"..."

Three hundred stallions turned and looked at Mayor Mare. She rolled her eyes. "You're allowed to answer."

"Yes, thank you, Mayor" Anon said, turning back to the class. "So yeah, what's the first rule about studding?"

"Fuck her right in the pussy!" one shouted.

Anon lifted a finger, "Okay, you're... not wrong, but you're focusing on the wrong part-"

"Go hard, go deep, or go home!" another yelled, followed by cheers of agreement from the other stallions.

"Come on guys, it's the same rules as kindergarten," Anon said. "Raise your hooves to speak." A hoof went up and Anon pointed at him.

"Douse her flames of heat with your foal batter!" he yelled. More cheers of agreement.

"Alright, lets take a step back," Anon said. "Because it sounds like you guys are focusing on what feels good for you, and not the mare."

Another hoof went up. "Mares have always liked it when you go as hard as you can with a big dick as fast and deep as possible! This is the way!"
"This is the way!" the others echoed.

You have to be the big dick in the room.

Anon grabbed the microphone from the stand in frustration and stepped out from behind the podium.
"Then how did I beat you!?" he asked.

"..."

Anon kicked off his shorts and pointed at his penis. Though it was enormous for a human, it was still dwarfed by even the most diminutive stallion in the room. "If your way is so fucking maregasmic, then how did I steal all of your business with this!?"

"..."

"Nothing?" Anon asked. "No witty retorts? Fuck her right in the pussy!" he mocked.

"..."

"Alright. Good. Class can begin," Anon said. "Now let me tell you-" he felt a hoof at his side. He looked at Starlight standing beside him.

"Actually, why don't we show them how it's done?" she suggested, nodding towards the large, sturdy desk at the front of the hall. Despite hanging out with his literal wang out, Anon wasn't usually one for exhibitionism. Starlight on the other hoof seemed more than eager after his power move.

Still riding high on the power trip, Anon just grinned. "Yes. Let's!" Ocellus walked along the front row of seats, passing out ponchos to the ponies in the 'splash zone'. Nurse Redheart came out from the back room with a bag of equipment, setting some out on the table adjacent to the large desk.

Anon scanned the room again. "I don't know how everyone in the back will be able to-"

He was immediately cut off by another, bombastic mare walking out. "The Great and Powerful Showmare knows her way around a camera!" A screen at the front of the room extended down and a projector switched on as she switched on her camera and pointed it at his crotch. Anon looked up at his three-story-tall penis on the screen "For his next trick, this human is going to make this penis- disappear inside this mare!"

The camera whirled over to Starlight on the desk, who was glaring at her. "Trixie! What did we talk about!?"

"Ah, right." Trixie made a zipping motion across her lips.

"Okay, so just a quick recap of the basics, this should be review for most of you," Anon said, directing Trixie with the camera, pointing between Starlight's legs. Anon pointed at the various parts. "Starting at the bottom here you have-"

"The goal hole!"
"Stick it in and slam!"
"Smash it like you're breaking down a castle door!"

Anon cringed at the stallions. "The fuck!? No! Damn, no wonder why there's so many lesbians in this town!" He looked back at what he was doing. "Let's stick with the door analogy-"

"Wait, did he say anal?"

Anon ignored him. "What do you do before you open someone's door?" he asked, adding quickly, "Politely!"

"Knock?"

"Close," Anon said. "Ring the doorbell." He pointed at Starlight's clitoris. "But before we can even ring the doorbell, we have to make sure the castle's moat isn't dry." The stallions looked at him with blank faces. "You need to get her wet. So how do we do that?"

"Spit on it!"

"Okay, you stop talking," Anon said. "From now on, all my questions are rhetorical."

"But isn't that the whole point of pumping her full of cum? To douse the flames?" another asked.

"Let's not put the figurative cart before the literal horse," Anon said. "There's an order of operations here you ought to follow. Remember, the mare is paying you for her pleasure. Here's how you do it correctly..."

The stallions watched the screen. Starlight shivered with anticipation and braced herself for Anon to stimulate her, either with his tongue, or fingers or goodness knows what else. Nothing happened on screen for a moment and Trixie panned it to follow Anon, moving around to the other end of the desk.

"So how was your day?" Anon asked.

The question caught Starlight off guard. "W-what?"

"How was your day today?" Anon asked again.

"I- it was- it was busy," Starlight stammered.

"How so?"

"I run a school. It's always busy!"

"That must be really stressful."

"Oh- pssh, It's nothing I can't handle," Starlight said.

"I have no doubt. But that doesn't mean it doesn't still feel stressful," he said.

"Well, yeah..."

"Starlight, you're allowed to feel stressed out sometimes."

The corner of Starlight's lips quivered.

"Tell me about your day."

"Today was-" The dam broke. "It was actually really hard! I mean, I love my job, and I love this school, but nopony appreciates how hard it is to run a whole school with so many different creatures, and I have to do all the staff scheduling and P.T.A. meetings-" Anon gently pet her ear with his fingers as he listened. "And then today the Mayor drafts me into organizing this whole class tonight on top of everything else! This was supposed to be my day off! It was supposed to be MY spa day! I had to schedule it days ago and find coverage and everything myself!"

"Be more organized!"
"Close the school for a day!"
"Hire a scheduling assistant!"
"Fuck her stress away!"

"She's not looking for somebody to swoop in and fix things," Anon said. "She just needs somebody to listen while she vents. The sexiest thing you can say to a mare is-"

"I'm cumming?"

"No." Anon looked Starlight in the eyes and gently put his hand to hold her cheek. "I understand."

Starlight bit her lip and squeezed her thighs together. Trixie's camera spun and focused on the growing wet spot on the desk.

"Did she just-"
"How did he-"
"He never even touched it!"

"No," Anon said. "What I did was validate her feelings."

"Feelings?"
"That's even gayer than the pile!"

"The pile?" Anon asked.

Nurse Redheart said, "Some of the bisexual stallions had gotten a little impatient earlier, and there was a small, eh- orgy."

Anon opened his mouth to say something, but at that point it hardly even surprised him. Not that he even had time to react when he felt Starlight's magic on his dick. She rolled over on the desk and moved over to the edge and started sucking him off.

"She's trying to get a discount!"

Anon looked down at her, "Hey now- you don't have to do that."

She looked up at him, popping his dick out of her mouth and grinned. "I know. I just want to show my appreciation,"

Trixie's camera moved from behind Starlight, to her blowing Anon, and back again. Underneath her flagged tail, her clit winked on the big screen.

"He's getting her to wink just by letting her suck his dick!?"
"He's a witch!"
"Burn him!"

"It's from anticipation!" Anon said. "If you guys weren't so quick the screw, nut, and bolt, you'd understand the value of quality over speed." Hearing Anon being so assertive over the stallions made Starlight practically purr with excitement. "If it's what the mare wants, let her." She sucked his dick like she was dying of thirst. "Okay, seriously Starlight, if you don't slow down..."

The missing stallion returned from the restroom, quickly returning to his vacant seat in the front row. The rest of the stallions were watching Anon just hold on as Starlight got him to cum in her mouth. Ocellus walked over to give him his learning materials. "Would you like a poncho, Mr..." She looked at his nametag. "Firelight?"

Starlight jerked upright and turned around to look at the audience, with her mouth ballooned full of cum.

"Oh, there's my Chipmunk Cheeks!" Firelight said.

Starlight swallowed quickly. "What are you doing here!?"

Firelight held up his studding permit. "Historical preservation doesn't pay the bills like it used to, so I've been doing a bit of moonlighting. I came here to take Anon's class for the certification bonus, but I didn't think you'd be the teaching assistant."

Anon covered his microphone to whisper to Starlight, "Somebody you know?"

Starlight blushed, "You could say that. Just- just ignore him."

"If you say so..." Anon proceeded with the lesson and spoke into his microphone. "We kinda went out of order there, but an important skill to have in the bedroom is improvisation. Since I just received oral sex, the usual thing to do would be to return the favor. It would also, by the way, be the courteous thing."

"Aw yeah! Time to fuck her!"

"No," Anon scolded. "I meant returning the favor with oral sex."

"But she doesn't even have a penis!"

"The fuck!?" Anon just rubbed the bridge of his nose, wondering how any of these idiots managed to make it here without tripping over their own hooves. "Oral sex just means using your mouth for sexual pleasure. It doesn't mean you have to suck a-"

"But it can!" Starlight interrupted, using her magic to pull his face over to her horn.

"Okay, yes, with a unicorn, there is some sucking you can do," Anon said. "Just as with a pegasus you can preen their wimMGMHFF!" Starlight yanked the collar of his shirt and Anon got his mouth stuffed with the horn of a horny mare who felt his mouth could be put to better use. With her free hoof, she pulled Anon's hand to her crotch. Trixie's camera focused on Anon's fingers playing with Starlight's clit. Anon pulled his mouth off her horn for a moment. "And this is to demonstrate the value of multitaskinNMGFF!"

Trixie smirked from behind the camera. "It's so nice to see you dominate somepony else for a change!"

Starlight shushed her. "Quiet baby, you're best seen, not her-hu-hua-HUH!" Starlight's breathing became more erratic and her eyes crossed. Starlight came and Anon felt that familiar, tingling sensation on his tongue of licking a 9-volt battery. Clouds of ozone puffed out of his nostrils from her horngasm.

"Nah has hoo han hee-" Anon tried to say with his numb tongue hanging out of his mouth. He winced and rubbed it against the roof of his mouth for a moment, while Starlight caught her breath. "Now as you can see-" he repeated more clearly while motioning to the panting unicorn, "A horngasm is a great part of foreplay with unicorn."

"Ha! GaAay!"

"Dude, you were just sucking a dick earlier in the pile!"

"Exactly! I know it when I see it!"

Anon ignored the hecklers, "After her horn, or wings, or ears-"

"Ears?"

"Yes, ears!" Anon took the corner of Starlight's floofy ear and gently rubbed it between his fingers and lightly nibbled on the tip, making Starlight shudder and stifle her moan by biting her lip. He didn't need the microphone for most of them to hear how wet she was getting in his palm. "After all that, comes the main course."

"Yeah! Dick her down!"

"I mean, orally!" Anon knelt down between Starlight's legs at the edge of the desk and leaned forward to start licking her pussy. Trixie got a great view of the back of his head. She pulled Starlight's leg aside and pushed Anon's head against her opposite thigh to get the optimal angle. Anon learned just how awkward the sex positions for pornography could be. Even so, he did his best with his tongue, licking Starlight's clit from the corner of his mouth. Everypony, including Starlight, watched the big screen, and Anon's tongue practically break-dancing all over her winking clit. To be able to see in real time exactly what she was feeling only stoked her fire hotter. Her thighs started to tremble.

Though it wasn't his intention to tease her, he pulled away before she could cum. "Starlight, are you ready for your deep tissue massage?"

"Yes! YES!" Starlight cried out in an undignified plea.

"Not yet," Nurse Redheart said, wheeling over her cart. Starlight huffed in frustration, but acknowledged this part of the lesson. Nurse Redheart brandished a duck-billed tool that Anon was unfortunately familiar with, and she addressed the class, "Before we get too far along, there is still a bit of anatomy left for you to learn. Anon, could you help with..." she put Starlight's legs in his hands to hold for lack of stirrups. The nurse put the speculum spreader in and Trixie looked over her shoulder with her camera light switched on and zoomed in. Starlight craned her neck to look at the screen behind her, featuring her two-story-tall cervix on the screen. "And here, gentlecolts, you can see-"

"Aww yeah! That's that final barrier!" one of the stallions shouted. "You gotta slam through that with your dick, like bam, Bam! BAM!" he made an aggressive punching motion with his hoof.

Anon and every mare there all winced.

"No!" Anon yelled. "You see, this shit is why so many mares are filly-foolers! Now I've never experienced it myself, but I can only imagine that must feel like getting kicked in the nuts for a mare!"

"Whatever happened to going deep, going hard, or going home?" another asked.

"How many repeat customers has that gotten you?" Anon asked. The stallion went quiet and looked at the floor. "Now listen up! That right there-" he pointed at the cervix on the screen, "that is the reason why you need to start out slowly, and gently. And if you feel that, if you bottom out, then you need to back off!"

"But how does she even feel it if you don't go as deep and as hard as possible?"

Redheart spoke up, "Most of a mare's nerve endings are in the first third of her vagina."

"Which means this-" Anon pointed at his comparatively-short erection, "is all I need! And unlike you minute-men, it can last as long as a mare needs!"

"How is he hard again already!?"

"He just came in her mouth a few minutes ago!"

"He's a witch! Burn him!"

"Human refractory period, son!" Anon shouted. "While the rest of you zhlubs are one-and-done for the night, I can cum, and come right back for more!" Her turned and looked at Starlight. "But first..." He held up his hand and wiggled his fingers. Nurse Redheart removed the speculum and gave Anon a small , smooth cylinder about the size of a prescription bottle. "What is this?" he asked.

Redheart switched it on and a bright light came out of the end of it. "Switch to channel two," she instructed Trixie. The view on the screen shook as Anon realized he was holding a small camera. Redheart saw his confusion. "So they can see what's going on in there."

"In there?" he asked. Redheart nodded. His eyes followed hers to between Starlight's legs. "Right, well... you seem more than ready to go. So..." He slid the smooth cylinder into her sopping wet pussy with ease. The big screen was filled with the view of her glistening wet pink interior. A couple of his fingers appeared and pushed it backwards, deeper inside. Trixie switched back to channel one, watching from the outside as Anon gently added more of his fingers into Starlight's stretched vagina. "Uh... this part isn't very relevant for those of you without hands. Maybe a few of you pegasi with slender hooves."

Trixie watched in awe and Starlight breathed heavy as her pussy stretched around Anon's wrist, thicker than any strap-on Trixie owned. "Oh, Wow™," Glimmer gasped as the thickest part of his hand slipped inside her tight ring of pelvic muscles. Nurse Redheart turned around to her cart and grabbed her ultrasound probe and conductive jelly, rubbing it on Starlight's lower abdomen.

"What, are you pregnant!?" Anon asked with sudden concern.

"Carry on," Nurse Redheart instructed him. "Trixie, channel three?" The image on the big screen switched to a grey-scale sonogram. Anon could make out the amorphous shape of his hand inside Starlight's pussy. "If you go just a bit deeper, her anterior vaginal wall-"

"Red, I know where the G-Spot is, okay?" Anon said. "I don't need a damn map!"

"But they do," Nurse Redheart said, nodding past his shoulder to the audience.

"Right..." Anon was able to find it by feel. That slightly-spongy part about a third of the way inside. He turned his hand over and started making a come-hither motion with his fingers. Trixie switched back to her camera to show off the undulating bulge in Starlight's abdomen.

"They're not going to learn anything from that," Redheart said. "Set cam two and three to split-screen." The big screen showed the ultrasound view of Anon's hand moving inside Starlight's pussy, and the internal camera showed the spectacle inside, the precise technique of his fingers massaging against her sensitive G-Spot.

Starlight looked at the screen, and then over Anon's shoulder at a specific stallion sitting in the front row, leaning forward in his seat, watching intently. "Uh, actually, I- I think I'm reconsidering all this-"

Trixie smiled. "Oh, relax Starlight! This is your favorite part whenever I break out the Bunny™ strap-on and get you at just the right angle!"

"I- I just- I don't think I should this time!" Starlight said, covering her face with her hooves.

Trixie held Starlight's hoof, "You don't need to worry! We got the ponchos for a reason!" Trixie elbowed Anon in the ribs, imploring him to keep going. She covered his microphone with her hoof and whispered, "Most ponies don't know this, Anon, but Starlight here is the squirting champion of the universe."

"Oh?"

"Oh yeah!" Trixie bragged. "I think we've paid for the laundromat's expansion with our bedding alone!"

"Trixie!" Starlight's face turned darker red.

"What? You should be proud! I've seen you knock the lamp off the nightstand with it!"

"I can believe it," Nurse Redheart said, looking at the screen. "That has to be the biggest Skene's Gland I've ever seen!" Indeed, the ultrasound probe focused on the dark blob in Starlight's abdomen that Anon's fingers were aggressively massaging, growing larger with each passing moment.

"Just- just not this time, okay?" Starlight asked.

"Trixie's right," Anon said. "You don't ever need to feel ashamed about your orgasm. And you'll feel a lot better if you just let it out."

Starlight shook her head and bit her lip, breathing harder through her nose. Trixie smirked. "Oh, I know that look! She's close! If you keep holding it, it's just going to be big~ger!" she sang. Anon placed his free hand on her abdomen with a light pressure and touched her clit with his thumb.

Starlight clenched her eyes. She couldn't hold it back any longer. She put her hoof against Anon's chest and practically bucked him off her, forcing his arm to be pulled out in a single, quick, withdrawal and sending him sprawling backwards onto the classroom floor. Starlight let out a throaty moan as she came hard, launching a powerful jet of her female ejaculation at the crowd, sprinkling much of the front row, though mostly drenching the one stallion that hadn't gotten a poncho. Starlight's hips bucked off the table as she continued to orgasm, knocking Nurse Redheart backwards out of her seat. Starlight's pelvic muscles flexed and spasmed, launching the tiny camera out of her vagina, sailing into the drenched stallion's lap as she continued to spurt marecum.

Starlight huffed and wheezed and panted on the desk, looking up at the big screen as her orgasm slowly subsided. The ultrasound screen was static and then switched off. All that remained was the tiny camera in the stallions lap, looking up along a massive, veiny erection, at him wiping his face with his hoof.

Firelight looked down at the tiny camera and picked it up to wordlessly give back to Anon. Anon looked back and forth between him and Starlight. They were very obviously trying to not look at each other before he turned back around to go back to his seat.

"Right, well..." Anon tried to resume some sense of normalcy in the class. "The rest is pretty textbook." He rolled Starlight over onto her belly and put the tiny camera back inside her vagina, followed by his dick. The screen became a strobe-light of her pink interior parting and his dick appearing in front of the camera inside her before vanishing again.

"Class dismissed!"

The stallions waited a moment, watching the inside view of the human's penis fucking the mare. A full minute passed and he showed no signs of slowing now. The stallions started to slowly shuffle out of the classroom, the sound of their hooves was muffled by the rhythmic smacking of Anon's balls against Starlight's winking clit.

"S-Class, Bitches!" Anon shouted over the lewd sounds of dripping-wet, ball-slapping fucking, leaving no doubt in the other studs' minds exactly who the alpha was, and that his rank was well-earned. Mayor Mare stamped each stud's permit with the updated certification.

The process took several minutes. After the recent blowjob Starlight gave him, Anon was able to comfortably fuck through all of it, and eye-fuck any stallion that dared to meet his gaze. Starlight was a quivering mess of a mare on the desk as Anon made her cum again, and again as the stallions filed out, riding her right through her aftershocks, keeping her riding high on a plateau of pleasure.

Anon paused just long enough to let Starlight's eyes focus on the last stallion reaching the exit. Firelight looked back over his shoulder and just smiled at her. Anon hilted Starlight one last time and creampied the tiny camera inside her pussy, making the big screen behind him fade to white.

Back home, Anon showered and slinked into his bed, gently draping his arm over his roommate so as not to wake her. It didn't work.

"You were out late," Chrysalis said.

"Duty called," Anon grumbled, nuzzling against the nape of her neck.

"Fucking her?" she growled.

"Who? Starlight?" he asked. He could feel her bristle in his arms.

She practically hissed at him. "All the lavender body wash in the shower can't get her cunt-stink off you!"

"Is that jealousy I detect?" Anon asked.

"No! Why should I care who you fuck!?"

"That's what I'm asking you."

"I don't!"

"You clearly do," he said. She rolled away from him and huffed. "Chryssi, she's just- she was just a client. I don't care about her."

"But you do care about me?" she asked.

Anon sat up and rubbed the back of his head. "Well- I mean, I- I don't not care. About you," he stammered. She sat up to get out of bed. He put his hand on her porous hoof. "Chryssi-" She yanked her hoof away.

"I'll be on the couch!"

Anon wanted to get up and go after her to talk. But he was too exhausted. Besides, a night's rest would do them both good, and give her a chance to cool off. He laid back down in the special cloud bed, asleep before his head even hit the pillow.

The next morning Anon woke up to a loud noise. Though, calling it a 'loud noise' would have been the understatement of the century. An air horn that would normally have been mounted on a cruise liner had materialized inside his bedroom, and it was blaring at full blast. The entire house around him shook like an earthquake. The plaster walls crumbled and the window shattered. Anon screamed but even his loudest yelling was little more than a whisper against the roar. Opening his mouth only gave the noise another shortcut to his eardrums that somehow hadn't yet ruptured. The horn, and structural damage vanished in a flash of light and a draconequus appeared in its place.

"Good morning, Anon!" Discord shouted.

"Asshole!" Anon cradled his throbbing head.

"Oh, you can read me like a book!" Discord said with a smirk.

Anon looked at the empty space in the bed next to him and shouted into the house, "Chryssi!"

Chrysalis staggered into the bedroom. "Mawp! Mawp!" she repeated as she cradled her head. In a flash of green magic she shapeshifted into... herself, but a version without tinnitus. "Asshole!"

"What the shit is all this about!?" Anon yelled at Discord.

"Why, it's your party!" Discord announced. With a snap, he and Discord were instantly outside his home. Several more arms sprouted out of Discord's torso, all of them snapping fingers in rapid succession making every pony Anon had ever known appear around him in various states of shock and surprise. Fluttershy, Twilight, all her friends and the other townsponies. At last, Pinkie Pie appeared wielding her party canon, blasting confetti, streamers, and balloons all over the town square. The banner unfurled and said Anon's Going Away Party.

Pinkie Pie turned and looked at the banner and pouted. "Wait! This is a SAD party!"

"Not for Anon!" Discord said. With one last snap a portal opened. "It's been a whole week, and you made it! And since I'm a reformed draconequus now, I kept up my end of the deal! Au revoir, Anon!"

Had it been just a week? It felt like a lifetime. Anon looked at the portal and then at Discord. "I can just... leave?" Discord nodded with glee. Anon looked around at all the ponies he had met in his time here. They were giving him little waves farewell. They all had that same bittersweet smile that animal rescuers had when they returned a sea turtle to the ocean. Knowing it was for the best, but still sad to see him go. "I mean, I guess..." Aloe and Lotus both look worried. He looked at Mayor Mare. "I think I did a pretty good job of teaching the rest of the studs, so... you should be fine..."

There was insistent tapping on glass behind him. Anon turned around to look at his house. Chrysalis was frantically hitting her hooves against the window. "What about her?" he asked.

"Oh, don't worry," Discord assured him. "I'm sure Princess Twilight will turn her back into a statue or send her to Tartarus forever."

"But she-" Anon felt a brief tightness in his chest. "Let me at least go say goodbye." He walked over to his house and opened the door. She bounded through the house and met him in the kitchen. For a moment they just stood there and looked at each other. "Well, I guess this is it. It's been fun. I..." Anon's eyes looked away for a moment. "I'll miss you."

"I'll miss you too," she said. "I- I'm sorry about last night."

"Me too."

"..."

"..."

"Well, I guess I, uh..." Anon pointed towards the door and started to leave.

"Anon!" Chrysalis's hoof grabbed his hand. "Stay! Uh, I mean- stay, please!"

"Why?"

"Because I know you love me!" she said. "I can feel it."

"No wonder why she's so fat...", Twilight muttered.

Anon winced. "I mean, yeah, I guess, but you don't..."

Chrysalis looked away and sneered, as though the very words were revolting in her mouth. "Yeah, I do. You're rude and obnoxious and weird and you think you're fucking funny, but you're not!"

Anon smirked. "Yes I am!"

"And you're-" She huffed in exasperation. "You're broken. You're an ugly, misshapen puzzle piece. Like me. And we just... I don't know... fit."

"So are you going to say it, or are you going to just keep being a whiny bitch about it?"

"Shut up you smug asshole! I'm trying to tell you that I love you!" A flash of viridian light enveloped Chrysalis like a cocoon, fading away to reveal an actual cocoon suspended from the ceiling.

Anon just stared at it. "Uh..."

A moment later it split open and Chrysalis spilled out, tumbling onto the floor, without any holes in her body and looking like she just got bukkaked by a rainbow.

Outside, Ocellus gasped. "She finally transformed!"

Chrysalis stood up and looked at Anon, finally free to give and share her love with him as he had with her. "Anon?"

Anon put his hand over his mouth. "Oh god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."

Chrysalis caught her reflection in the kitchen window and cringed. "Ugh!"

"Please tell me this isn't permanent!" Anon said.

"I'm still a changeling, dipshit!" Chrysalis transformed back into her original appearance. "And I prefer this look!"

"At least we can agree on that!" Anon said. "Cheese-legs bug is way better than gay reindeer!"

She held his hand in her hoof again. "Stay, please."

Anon smiled. "Hey Discord! Fuck off! I'm staying!"

"Okay good, because the portal was fake," Discord said. The piece of cardboard that was painted to look like a portal crumpled to the ground.

Anon sighed. "I feel like I should be mad, but this is just par for the course with you, isn't it?" Discord smirked.

Pinkie Pie blasted the banner with her party canon and the text changed to Anon's Staying Party. "Now THIS is a party worth celebrating!"

"Someone give me a beer!" Anon said.

Even Rainbow Dash was surprised by that. "Dude, it's like eight in the morning."

"And if you're staying, don't you have work in like an hour?" Twilight asked.

"Fuck it! It's a special occasion! I'm taking the day off! Those horny mares can wait until tomorrow!" Chrysalis stepped out onto the stoop beside him with his beer. "See? This is why I love you!" Anon pried the cap off the bottle with her jagged horn, earning him a swift jab to his ribs. Something suddenly occurred to him. "Chryssi! You're outside!"

Chrysalis looked down at her hooves on the stoop and at the doorway behind her. "I'm outside!"

"How are you outside?" Anon asked.

"I have altered the deal," Discord said. "There's an invisible fence around Anon. She can leave the house as long as she's by your side. Otherwise-" Discord shoved Anon, sending him stumbling off the stoop away from Chrysalis, who promptly vanished from where she was standing to reappear back inside the house, pawing fruitlessly at the doorway's magical barrier. Anon walked back over, letting her exit with ease to be by his side.

Chrysalis cozied up next to him. "So Anon, what do you want to do with your day off from being elbow-deep in ponies?"

Anon sipped his beer and smiled at her. "Today, the only one I want to be elbow-deep in, is you."

"Aw, you're such a sweet-talker," she sarcassed.

"Don't act like you don't like it."

"Yeah, yeah. So who do you want me to be this time?" she asked as they went inside.

"Chryssi..." Anon put his hand on her cheek to stop and face him.

He kissed her.

"... I'll take you just the way you are."

Author's Note

This was the original ending of the story.
But due to popular demand, I changed the status of the story from Complete, back to Incomplete to continue adding chapters indefinitely.
You're welcome.

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