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Not Sorry

Chapter 2:

Day 5:

“Alright class, thank you for coming in today.” The professor said, noticing that he had a slightly smaller group of ponies compared to Day 1. The cyan unicorn grimaced at the sight of his classroom already looking like someone had splattered white paint all over the walls. Secretly, one of the younger students considered asking the professor whether his hair was naturally white or if it had also been splattered by the white substance that now covered the walls, but upon seeing the older stallions already shaking their heads towards him, he decided to shut up.

“I’m dreadfully sorry about what occurred within this class, you could blame some of your classmates for this… mess.” The cyan unicorn said, gazing at the mess before pulling out his pointer to begin their next lesson. “Anyways I want to continue our November-related lessons and go onto a term that you’ve probably heard before. Close your eyes and cover your eyes if you want to, but for those that want to know more, today we’ll be talking about the word ‘Cum-Pocalypse’.”

The stallion turned to face his students, already seeing how some of them felt uneasy about covering this topic. Some covered their ears and eyes, others crossed their legs. After giving his students time to prepare, the professor turned on the monitor display, showing a picture of what seemed to be a mushroom cloud. But unlike other mushroom clouds, which were created by a high-velocity object crashing into the ground, or a unicorn releasing a rage burst, this one was made from a white substance.

“A ‘Cum-Pocaylpse’ could be triggered in many ways, whether through a simultaneous release of many ‘pent-up’ stallions, or the single eruption from a Hyper Stallion. More on that later. The result is mostly the same though as entire cities become flooded by an endless sea of spunk. How did all of this start? Well, let me give you some historical context.” The professor said as the monitor switched to an illustration of Ancient Equestria, a few years after the defeat of Discord. For the most part, the drawing seemed normal, with ponies sitting calmly on some grassy fields outside Canterlot and having a nice day if Canterlot wasn’t being engulfed by a massive white gooey mushroom cloud.

“It was November 30th, 1010, when the first ‘Cum-Pocalypse’ began. Within 24 Hours, every major city was engulfed by a mushroom cloud made out of cum. It took months for our nation to recover from the massive wave that swept across our land. Around 90% of all stallions were unable to recover for a long time as their systems were barely able to register anything else other than pain and pleasure. The military went into a full spiral of chaos as there were no more stallions to fill in the vacant places, and thus mares began to take a stallion’s place in every aspect of life. It would only be a few ‘Cum-Pocalypsis’ later that we began to realize something.” The projector changed to a depiction of the world from an outside view, but instead of being green and blue, it was covered in white.

“As our population increases, each ‘Cum-Pocalypse’ would become more and more powerful than the last as more and more stallions would be born. Even if we change the ratio between stallions and mares, it’d just result in these stallions becoming more virile as they’d form herds with multiple mares. We’ve just recently begun to focus our attention on this yearly problem because just a few decades ago, the last ‘Cum-Pocalypse’ was so powerful that it nearly covered the entire world. After doing some research in both the fields of genetics, physics, mathematics, and science, we discovered that the ‘Cum-Pocalypse’ hadn’t occurred by chance, but rather that there exists a period between one ‘Cum-Pocalypse’ and the next one. Not only are we overdue for another, but our projections show that because there are so many virile stallions, including the several hundred in the ‘Hyper’ category, not only would there be a repeat of the last ‘Cum-Pocalypse’, but it would be so powerful that it’d fully flood the world. Nobody would be able to escape, and just how Discord planted the Plunderseeds to destroy the Tree of Harmony, he had created the ‘Cum-Pocaylpse’ as a way to one day win, and from the looks of it, it will succeed.” The professor said. A young colt raised his hoof, and the teacher allowed him to talk

“I thought Discord was reformed. Wouldn’t he just prevent this from happening? After all, he no longer needs to win when he becomes friends with ponies such as Fluttershy.” The young colt asked, and the professor gave a soft smile.

“Well that’s the thing, we don’t know. He let the Plunderseeds still exist even after he was first reformed, and he might find the end of the world through No Nut November as ‘entertaining and funny’. But like you said, his new friendships might push him into stopping this from ever happening. But with him being chaos and all, nobody knows what will happen. But let’s not worry about where Discord’s loyalties lie. ‘Worry about that lion within your loins’.” The professor said, softly laughing before they moved onto another topic.

“HEY, MIDNIGHT WAKE THE BUCK UP!”

The sound of somepony screaming before crashing onto the floor and letting out an ‘oomph!’ was heard upon Rainbow yelling through a megaphone. Stirring a bit, a blue pegasus began to open his eyes before becoming tired again and falling asleep. That couldn’t be said for the others in the room though, and soon everypony’s eyes settled onto the cyan pegasi who held the loud device in her hooves. Among the ponies that were startled by the sound was Moonlight, who upon waking felt as if she was grabbing a fluffy pillow. While she had nothing against fluffy pillows, as she kept a personal collection of them in a secret place, it didn’t take her long to remember that there was no such thing as fluffy pillows within the military. Adjusting her eyes, she became surprised when she noticed that she was hugging Midnight, the blue pegasi having curled up in a ball-like formation. She also realized that she wasn’t in her bed anymore, rather she had been moved into his bed. As the rest of the roommates realized this, and with Rainbow softly laughing in the background, it didn’t take long for Moonlight to discern what the pegasi’s plan was.

“Dang it Rainbow! Had it been any other month I’d be happy to wake up cuddling with Midnight, but not this one!” Moonlight thought to herself as she tried to figure out how to defuse this situation. Normally she’d act like her normal self, but during November she had to be careful with what she did or said, as anything could easily trigger a stallion from ‘losing it’ in front of her. And she did not wish to be like that mare who forgot about that and had to be sent to the hospital to be ‘cleaned’. After calculating everything, the young thestral finally spoke.

“Alright, alright, I’m pretty sure all of you pent-up stallions are seeing this but I have an important question to ask to help distract you guys from going towards that thought,” Moonlight took a deep breath before continuing.

“How the buck did Rainbow open the locked window or door, snuck in, moved through the room without making any sound, and moved me from my bed towards his bed with nopony noticing.”

For Moonlight, such a question sounded stupid and random, but she knew in retrospect that it was her best choice, because by asking such type of question, it suddenly made them all stop from their current thoughts and be distracted long enough to also realize Rainbow’s plan. While Rainbow’s ‘Fake Cum-Explosions’ was already bad enough, her plan to make a ‘Real Cum-Explosion’ by making them burst at the same moment, would not only make them ‘lose the challenge’, but also gaining the unwanted effect of continually releasing themselves until the end of the month, and potentially begin the planet’s final Cumpocalypse, one that would’ve surely destroyed everything, or at least covered the entire world with cum. Slowly every single one of them began to turn around and glare at Rainbow as the full extent of her attempted prank hit them. Before Rainbow could say anything in her defense the door was suddenly slammed open as a familiar white unicorn glared right into her eyes.

“RAINBOW!”

The cyan pegasus gulped as she saw Shining’s horn sparking alive with magic. Seeing how the room was becoming more hostile by the second, Rainbow did the only logical action that came to her mind.

Run.

“See ya!” The cyan pegasi yelled nervously before jumping out the window. As Shining Armor sighed at his failed attempt to stop Rainbow, Midnight began to stir again. Not wanting to resume the awkward situation that Rainbow caused, Moonlight threw herself onto her bed, just in case there was any chance that the pegasi’s prank could succeed. Finally, the young blue pegasi woke up, his eyes opening up as he began to rise.

“Ah… what happened?” Midnight groaned softly as he rubbed his eyes, his body still feeling tired. Yawning again, the blue pegasi raised an eyebrow as he looked at the others in confusion. “Did I miss something?”

Moonlight had to stifle a laugh as Midnight just sat on his bed in confusion. Sometimes Midnight was too oblivious to what was happening around him. Sure, when he’s in ‘actual peril’ he reacts instantaneously, but in moments like this he somehow always manages to become perplexed.

“Apart from Rainbow yelling through a megaphone and causing that stallion to fall from his bed like a clown, nothing at all.” The purple bat pony said, smirking as the offended stallion tried to protest, which only led to the entire room laughing at him. After laughing along, Midnight asked Shining Armor a question.

“So I’m guessing go ahead and do our routines again?” The young blue pegasi asked as Shining Armor thought about for a moment before shrugging.

“Due to the current circumstances, I’ll allow all of you to do whatever you wish until the official wake-up call at 5 AM. Go back to sleep, play some games, or hang out, I in the meantime will deal with making sure this situation doesn’t happen again.” With all of those in the room saluting towards him, Shining Armor silently leaves the room and shuts the door, leaving them to their devices for now. After hearing this, the blue pegasi switched his attention to Moonlight who calmly was shuffling some cards.

“Ya wanna play?” The purple bat pony offered. Midnight accepted the invitation and together with a small group of roommates, began to play a game of Poker. After a few minutes though one of the youngest of the players began to ask a question.

“So I’m guessing we’re just going to forget what just happened?” The young pony asked, causing everyone to glare at him while Midnight sat in confusion.

“Wait what? What happened?” Midnight asked innocently, causing Moonlight to face hoof as the other player pulled the younger colt aside to just remind him of the rules that were to be followed in No Nut November, like not bringing up a past event that could potentially retrigger the sensations they had been suppressing at the moment, especially out of the blue and without warning. With just the two of them remaining and the rest doing their things, the purple bat pony approached Midnight who was seeking an explanation.

“Let me get this straight. During the past… 5 years, nobody told you what No Nut November was?” Moonlight asked. The blue pegasi shook his head, causing Moonlight to sigh, realizing that nobody but her would offer to explain these things. “Not even your parents?”

Before Midnight could respond to this, the alarm clock rang, signifying that it was 5 AM and it was time to do their routines. Lifting himself, Midnight shook his feathers as he began to walk outside, with Moonlight following him.

“Midnight, I’m just going to ask you this… personal question... but do you even feel anything between your legs when it’s November? Like I’m pretty sure you’re a stallion, but this… isn’t normal.” The purple thestral asked, sighing as Midnight continued to look at her in confusion.

“Well, my medical papers say that I’m a male, that I am sure of, otherwise I’d… Uhm… I… Wow, I was thinking how I’d look different as a mare but I can’t see any difference.” Midnight said sheepishly, scratching his mane as Moonlight deadpanned for a moment. “However I don’t think I understand what you mean by ‘Anything Between My Legs’. I’m willing to hear about it though, so whenever you want we can resume this conversation. Unfortunately, we’re on a schedule and I have to go to my designated area, but can we talk about this in… the cafeteria?” The blue pegasi offered, with Moonlight letting out a soft sigh before smiling.

“Alright, lunch it is. I’m pretty sure there’s a lot that I need to teach you, some that I can teach you within this month and others… after this month.” The purple thestral stated, licking her lips while smiling at Midnight who nodded.

“Ok. See ya.” The blue pegasi replied before the two of them parted ways. Reaching Shining Armor’s office, Midnight knocked on the door just as another pony arrived… or better said griffon. Raising an eyebrow, Midnight tilted his head as he began to study him. The griffon had a mix of light and dark blue feathers. His eyes were blue, his chest had a peach-like color, and his feathers on the top of his head starting with a blue color and ending with a yellow one. Noticing that he was being watched, the griffon stared right back at the blue pegasi, and for a few moments, the two ended up in a staring contest. Tentatively the young griffon smiled, his eyes darting around as he felt a bit uncomfortable. It became clear to Midnight that the griffon was a new Royal Guard, or at least interested in becoming one.

“So uhm… you’re a recruit as well huh?” The griffon asked, to which Midnight just continued to stare at him. “Uh… I’ll take your silence as a yes! It’s a bit… scary out here huh? All this training, all of these weapons, all the obedience…” The griffon desperately tried to make Midnight respond by adding to the ‘conversation’ if it could even be called as one before he sighed. After a moment of silence, the door was opened by Shining Armor who immediately noticed the pair.

“Ah, and here’s our recruit. Come on in your two.” Shining Armor said as the two entered inside of the office, where Shining Armor had them stand up with no seats in a formal position. “It’s a pleasure to see that one of the Young Six has decided to join the military, right Gallus?” The Captain of the Royal Guard asked the griffon, who nodded, while Midnight was finally able to fit the pieces together.

“No wonder he looked so familiar, he’s one of the only griffons that doesn’t have white, black, or grey color on their feathers.” Midnight thought to himself as Gallus replied to Shining.

“Yeah uhm… you know me. Nothing much to do in Griffon Stone so I came here.” The cyan griffon said as Shining Armor simply nodded before turning around to face Midnight.

“It’s a lucky thing that you came here with Midnight because now I could at least have some fun seeing your reaction as I show you the Lieutenant General you’ll be assigned to. And he’s standing right next to you.” The unicorn said, smiling softly as Gallus began to process everything. After connecting the dots, Gallus suddenly spun around and looked at Midnight in shock as he realized something.

“Wait… he’s my superior?! We look the same age! He’s like what-?”

“-Eighteen.” Midnight interrupted, causing the griffon to fall into a deep state of shock as he continued to process everything in his head.

“I’m eighteen! Well, I’m going to be nineteen soon but… he must’ve joined the military around the age of-”

“-Twelve-”

“-Twelve… TWELVE!? How does that even work!?” Gallus cried out in plain confusion as he collapsed onto the ground, clutching his head as he struggled to wrap his head around the fact that not only was Midnight a Lieutenant General, a rare title to achieve in the first place, but he was eighteen and entered into the military at the age of twelve. Shining Armor couldn’t help but laugh at Gallus who was still on the ground in a state of shock.

“Ah, that was the same reaction I had when I officially met Midnight. He just became a Lieutenant General recently, and I was wondering who should be his first subordinate when you suddenly came along and volunteered into service. And since you two are the same age, I thought it would be a good idea for him to train you and for you two to become ‘buddies’ so to speak. It’s rare to have a higher-up being the same age as their subordinate, so I wanted to test it out. Your superior Midnight stated that he wanted to try things differently from the rest of the superiors, and what better way than to have him not only train a subordinate that’s the same age as he is but a griffon no less. We never had one in a very long time, so your timing was perfect Gallus. Thanks for signing up, and I’ll see you two during lunch.” The Captain of the Royal Guard said before opening the door and leaving.

“Wait! I have so many questions! Can you at least answer some of them?” Gallus asked, barely being able to lift himself from the ground as Midnight simply stood like a statue.

“Ask him the questions, he’ll be able to answer them. Sorry about making things like this, but you probably should’ve heard that conscripting in November was probably a bad idea.” Shining Armor said, not even bothering to look behind him before disappearing. Gallus simply grumbled as he tried to lift himself but couldn’t. The griffon stared at Midnight before frowning.

“Aren’t you going to be helping me?” Gallus asked as he continued his attempts to lift himself, to which Midnight replied with a smile.

“Consider lifting yourself as your first assignment.” Midnight said with a grin, causing Gallus to softly growl as he continued his futile attempts to lift himself. “You should’ve expected that your life from here on out will be full of intense physical training, but it’s too late to go back now, you’re already a guard, and I’m going to make you the best one Equestria has ever seen, alright Gallus?” Midnight asked, to which Gallus groaned.

“This is getting embarrassing…” The griffon grumbled as he continued to struggle with lifting himself, and Midnight couldn’t help but laugh.