SMG4- If Mario Was In "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"

Date: April 5th, 2019

"The Mushroom Kingdom. A magical place where the heroic Mario Bros. reside. But this isn't the Mushroom Kingdom you know. A guy in white overalls turned this beloved kingdom into the most retarded place on Earth", Lakitu says.

"Shut up, Lakitu! I'm kind of busy! The Anime Arc won't create itself, ya know!", an angered voice shouts.

"Whatever. Mario?", Lakitu retorts.

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? WHAT IS IT?! I've got important business matters to attend to!", Mario says.

"Okay. One, you're expanded your dong. Two, SMG4 has some golden spaghetti with him", Lakitu says.

"Say whaaaat?" Mario's eyes cross outward. "Okey dokey." He ululates while running into SMG4's office. He barges in.

"OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, what the hell?!", SMG4 hollers.

"Give me my golden spaghetti", Mario says.

"Guys, Mario clogged the toilet again", Luigi says. Mario turns to his brother.

"Get me the heck out of here!", SMG4 says.

"Also, SMG3 is being a bitch again", Luigi says.

"HA-HA-HA! I'LL DESTROY THIS CASTLE!", the villain shouts.

"Mario, do something!", SMG4 shouts.

"Pingas", Mario replies.

"Hey, fucker!" SMG3 hears his doppelganger's voice. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass..."

"HA-HA! With what?", the villain shouts.

"Shit. Mario, help me out here! You too, Luigi!", SMG4 calls.

"Do I haaaaaaaaaave to?" SMG4 glares at Mario. "Fine! Super Toadie Grenade." He throws Toad, which obviously does nothing... except piss off Toad.

"Mario, what the hell?!", the midget shouts.

"Well, I've done all I can do", the fatass says.

"Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!", Luigi says. He flips off SMG3, distracting him.

"You son of a bitch!", the villain shouts.

"Peek-a-boo!" SMG4 appears behind his doppelganger. "You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it!" SMG3 tackles his doppelganger. The two men roll around on the ground trading blows. "This ends now!"

"Mmm-mmm!", the villain says. SMG3 aims a rifle at his doppelganger. He fires, but Mario tackles SMG4, saving him.

"You all right?", the fatass says.

"That was close. Thanks." The duo look at the defeated villain. Mario pulls out a wand. Luigi joins them.

"Damn it", SMG3 says.

"Uh, Mario? Where'd you get that?", SMG4 asks.

"Hmmm..." A flashback shows Mario stealing the wand from the Rock Wizard, who was asleep at the time.

"Okay. Mario, put down the wand", the frightened YouTuber says.

"How 'bout no? I'mma gonna banish SMG3 to a magical place. Karru marri odonna loma molonu korrano!", Mario says. The others share looks of confusion.

"Are you honestly that stupid?", the villain says.

"Hey! Shut up!", Mario says. Suddenly, the wand starts going bonkers. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"MAMMA-MIA!/MARIO!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others shout.

A portal opens up. The four Marios are swallowed into the portal.

In the Everfree Forest...

"OOF! Goddammit! Mario? Luigi? Anybody?", the YouTuber says.

"Get off of me!", SMG3 says.

"This is what I do, I sit on you. Sit on you. Sit on you. This is what I do, I sit on you." SMG3 stood up, causing SMG4 to fall. "What'd that fatass do this time?!"

"Better question, where are we?", SMG3 asks.

"Simple. We're in the magical land of Equestria. I recognize this place because it's what I use for Teletubbieland", SMG4 says.

"Where's Mario and Luigi?", SMG3 asks.

In Canterlot...

"Oh... mamma-mia. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees the Crystal Heart. "Oooooh. Touch." An alarm blares. Mario runs.

In the cave where the Tree of Harmony resides...

"Oooooh." He takes the Elements of Harmony. "Ha-ha-ha. Yippee!"

Deep in the Everfree Forest...

"What is this place?", Luigi asks. He hears something.

"What?", Luigi says.

"We have to find them. Only Mario can bring us home.", SMG4 says.

"You probably don't know this, but Mario's an idiot", his doppelganger replies.

"What're you saying?"

"I'm saying that we're probably screwed. I think I see a village up ahead. We should probably ask for directions."

"I don't think so!", an all too familiar voice shouted. The duo's eyes grow wide. "Well, well... it's been too long, hasn't it... Luke?"

"That voice... it can't be!", the YouTuber says.

"Oh, yes, it can... it really can!", the voice says. A familiar face appears from the shadows of the forest.

"Enzo?! But how? I thought you were..."

"Gone? Well, sadly for you, I never left. I've been here, plotting my revenge!", the psychopath says.

"Are you honestly still living in the past? Times have changed!", SMG3 says.

"Oh, the doppelganger", Enzo says.

"No. Like to think of myself as a doppelganger-killing long-term booty call."

"Where are our friends?!", the YouTuber demands.

"What makes you think I'd tell you?!", Enzo retorts. Suddenly, Enzo is levitated by an unknown force. "What the...?!" He is tossed aside, and a crew of ponies appear before the duo.

"Are you guys okay?", one of them asks.

"We are now. Thanks. SMG4, listen. Enzo wants both of us. We need to work together. I know I'm probably the last person you want to trust right now, but we need to find the brothers before Enzo can", SMG3 says.

"I understand", the YouTuber replies.

"Who the hell are you guys?"

"I'm Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship", one of the ponies answers.

"I'm Applejack. Nice to meet ya", another one says.

"Um... I'm Fluttershy", another one says.

"Awww...", SMG3 coos.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!", another one says.

"I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest pony in Ponyville!", another one says.

"I think Mario's faster than you", SMG4 says.

"I'm Rarity", the final one says.

"The name's SuperMarioGlitchy3, but you can call me SMG3. The guy in the white overalls is SMG4."

"Let's go to the castle.", Twilight says.

The eight heroes walks to the castle. Meanwhile, Enzo regains consciousness. "Oh, hell, no."

Meanwhile...

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. NOM "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off.

Meanwhile...

"Oh... Mamma-mia." Luigi walks into Tartarus. He sees a certain psychopathic Pegasus filly and a centaur. "Fuck this shit, I'm out." Luigi runs out. "Lucky me!" He runs off. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!" Suddenly, Enzo tackles Luigi. Four Teletubbies appear. "Nope." Luigi slips out of Enzo's grasp and runs off. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!" Enzo turns around... and sees the giant prison.

Meanwhile...

"You see, a fatass named Mario teleported us here with some kind of magic wand. We have to get home", SMG4 says.

"Maybe we can use the Elements of Harmony to get you guys home", Twilight replies.

"Yeah, just one problem. I quickly flew to the Tree of Harmony, but the Elements were gone. The only thing there was the smell of spaghetti", Rainbow Dash says.

"Wait... spaghetti? I think Mario took them", SMG3 says. SMG4's right eye starts twitching.

"MARIO!!!!!!!!!", the YouTuber screams. SMG4's voice echoes throughout the entire castle. It could be heard all across Equestria and beyond.

"Uh-oh, spaghettios. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm."

"Goddammit! God-fucking-dammit! That blue-overalled, spaghetti-eating, dumbass charlatan!"

"How'd you guys even get here?", Twilight asks.

"Well, it's kind of a long story", SMG4 replies.

A flashback shows what happened.

"The Mushroom Kingdom. A magical place where the heroic Mario Bros. reside. But this isn't the Mushroom Kingdom you know. A guy in white overalls turned this beloved kingdom into the most retarded place on Earth", Lakitu says.

"Shut up, Lakitu! I'm kind of busy! The Anime Arc won't create itself, ya know!", an angered voice shouts.

"Whatever. Mario?", Lakitu retorts.

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? WHAT IS IT?! I've got important business matters to attend to!", Mario says.

"Okay. One, you're expanded your dong. Two, SMG4 has some golden spaghetti with him", Lakitu says.

"Say whaaaat?" Mario's eyes cross outward. "Okey dokey." He ululates while running into SMG4's office. He barges in.

"OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, what the hell?!", SMG4 hollers.

"Give me my golden spaghetti", Mario says.

"Guys, Mario clogged the toilet again", Luigi says. Mario turns to his brother.

"Get me the heck out of here!", SMG4 says.

"Also, SMG3 is being a bitch again", Luigi says.

"HA-HA-HA! I'LL DESTROY THIS CASTLE!", the villain shouts.

"Mario, do something!", SMG4 shouts.

"Pingas", Mario replies.

"Hey, fucker!" SMG3 hears his doppelganger's voice. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass..."

"HA-HA! With what?", the villain shouts.

"Shit. Mario, help me out here! You too, Luigi!", SMG4 calls.

"Do I haaaaaaaaaave to?" SMG4 glares at Mario. "Fine! Super Toadie Grenade." He throws Toad, which obviously does nothing... except piss off Toad.

"Mario, what the hell?!", the midget shouts.

"Well, I've done all I can do", the fatass says.

"Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!", Luigi says. He flips off SMG3, distracting him.

"You son of a bitch!", the villain shouts.

"Peek-a-boo!" SMG4 appears behind his doppelganger. "You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it!" SMG3 tackles his doppelganger. The two men roll around on the ground trading blows. "This ends now!"

"Mmm-mmm!", the villain says. SMG3 aims a rifle at his doppelganger. He fires, but Mario tackles SMG4, saving him.

"You all right?", the fatass says.

"That was close. Thanks." The duo look at the defeated villain. Mario pulls out a wand. Luigi joins them.

"Damn it", SMG3 says.

"Uh, Mario? Where'd you get that?", SMG4 asks.

"Hmmm..." A flashback shows Mario stealing the wand from the Rock Wizard, who was asleep at the time.

"Okay. Mario, put down the wand", the frightened YouTuber says.

"How 'bout no? I'mma gonna banish SMG3 to a magical place. Karru marri odonna loma molonu korrano!", Mario says. The others share looks of confusion.

"Are you honestly that stupid?", the villain says.

"Hey! Shut up!", Mario says. Suddenly, the wand starts going bonkers. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"MAMMA-MIA!/MARIO!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others shout.

A portal opens up. The four Marios are swallowed into the portal.

Back in the present...

"Maybe not that long. Anyways, we need to find the Elements of Harmony. However, that means we need to find Mario", SMG4 says.

"How'd you guys get separated?", Twilight asks.

"Maybe the wand was unstable. It's used by a rock."

"I found a surveillance camera. It could lead to Mario's whereabouts", SMG3 says.

The camera plays. It shows Mario hiding the Elements of Harmony.

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off.

"He... ATE MY ELEMENT?! WHAT THE HAY?!", Rainbow Dash yells.

"That doesn't matter. The fact is that we now know where the Elements are. We had to find them now", SMG4 says.

"What about the brothers?", the doppelganger asks.

"Fine. We'll look for the brothers first" The eight heroes walk out.

As the eight heroes walk out, there are confronted by an army of Teletubbies. "Eh-oh! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard!", the cute but dangerous creatures say.

"Oh, crap. Kamehameha!", the YouTuber shouts. SMG4 destroys the wave of Teletubbies. The eight heroes run off.

"Hmmm... interesting. There's more power here. I must have it all. And this time, nobody can stop me! My revenge will soon be final! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", Enzo says.

"What... were those things?", the Princess asks.

"Teletubbies. Furry creatures that have a... very unfriendly personality. Approach with extreme caution. Chances are they'll pull out some kind of rifle and start shooting", SMG4 answers.

"Oh, my...", Fluttershy replies.

"We have to find Mario now. If he has the Element of Loyalty inside of him, then he'll most likely know where the other Elements are", SMG3 says.

"You guys look for Mario. We'll hunt down the remaining Elements." The Mane Six run off.

"You know I still hate you, right? I don't even know why we're working together."

"We might not see eye-to-eye on everything, but we need to stop Enzo and get home. I don't think you understand what's at stake here."

"What? No. It's you who doesn't understand that Enzo has been in my head for three years. Since he tried to attack me and the others during Christmas 2015 and now he's back! And I don't know what to do. So I'm not so sure if it's a good idea to let him attack us while we're looking for Mario because you saw what those furry fuckers can do. So I say we take the fight to him, dumbass. Do you agree?"

"Alright, Glitchy. We go to him. But you have to understand that we can't take the fight to him unless we find Mario and Luigi first. The entire universe is at stake here."

"I agree", Twilight says.

"What are you girls still doing here?"

"We couldn't help but overhear. We think that finding the Mario Bros. is the best plan to go with right now. SMG4, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, and I will go look for Mario. Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, and SMG3 will go look for Luigi. If we encounter a Teletubby, we'll hit 'em with everything we've got."

"Agreed. Let's go." The eight heroes walked off in two groups.

S.O.S

Meanwhile...

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees Pegasi flying. His eyes cross outward. "Pfft, I can do that." He climbs a tall tree and, using his Burrito-Looking Machine, he creates two portals: one near him, and one that will send him flying. He goes through the first portal, and comes out the other one, sending him flying. "I'M SUPERMAN! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" The Italian flies straight into Spitfire, though she remains unaffected. Instead, Mario falls towards the ground. "MAMMA-MIA!" He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine to get to safety. "Oh... Mamma-mia." He faints. Inside of him, the Element of Loyalty emanates a red glow. All across Equestria, the remaining Elements of Harmony begin to emanate glows. Mario wakes up. "AI! THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!" He coughs up the Element of Loyalty. He puts the necklace on. He then runs off to find the remaining Elements of Harmony. "Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" The Element of Loyalty continues to glow. "Oooooh."