SMG4- If Mario Was In "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"

"Mario! Where are you?", the YouTuber calls.

"Don't you know any spells that could track Mario down, Twilight?", Pinkie asks.

"No, not really", the Princess replies.

"Wait! I might have something." SMG4 pulls out the Retard Detector. "If anything can find Mario, this thing can." In the distance, singing could be heard.

Why Do We Hold

"Over there!" The four heroes run towards the sound. It's Mario, still wearing the Element of Loyalty around his neck. SMG4 runs over and hugs the retarded Italian. "Whoo-hoo! WHOO-HOO!"

"SMG4? How'd you find me?"

"Your singing!", the YouTuber answers. An angry Rainbow Dash tackles Mario.

"Give me back my Element NOW!"

"Blah, blah, blah. I'm a dick pony and I'm a huge bitch!" Rainbow Dash knocks Mario out. However, he quickly recovers. "I'mma don't think you can do that." Mario and Rainbow Dash trade blows.

"ENOUGH! Both of you! You're acting like a couple of idiots!", Twilight shouts.

"Well, actually, I designed Mario to be idiotic", SMG4 says. Twilight glares at the YouTuber.

"Rainbow Dash, maybe you can use the Element of Loyalty to find the other Elements of Harmony."

"Hold on. If Mario hid them, then he can find them. He not as smart as me, but he can remember stuff. Mario, where'd you hide the Elements of Harmony?"

"Hmmm. I hid one in a bakery, another one at a farm, another one at a cottage, another one near a burnt tree, and the final one in a crevice. You're welcome."

"See? He's smart."

"Pingas."

"Wait. A bakery? There's only one bakery I know about: Sugarcube Corner."

"A burnt tree? That was my home... until it got destroyed during my battle against Tirek."

"Alright. Pinkie, where's Sugarcube Corner?"

"Follow me", Pinkie Pie said. Mario and Rainbow Dash start singing.

"What's that you got there, Mario?", Rainbow Dash asks.

"The Burrito-Looking Machine. It allows me to create portals to different places. It's from Portal, a video game. Hey, Pinkie. We should go to the center of Ponyville, Town Hall. The others will meet us there." Mario activates the Burrito-Looking Machine, sending the heroes to Ponyville.

"Wow! Wait. Weren't we supposed to go to Sugarcube Corner?"

"Oh. Well... at least the others know where we are."

Meanwhile, Enzo watches the heroes. "Indeed they do, Mario. Indeed they do. Teams One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, and Twelve. Spread out across Equestria. Find out where the others are and report to me. It's time to end this land. Nothing will stand in my way. Nothing!"

"Now, where in tarnation is that green guy?", Applejack asks.

"How am I supposed to know?! My nemesis created these monstrosities! After this is all over, he will feel my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", SMG3 replies.

"Please, don't do that. That's scary...'", Fluttershy says. SMG3 turns around. He sees Fluttershy.

"Oh. Umm... sorry? I sometimes get caught up in my monologuing." The anti-hero boops Fluttershy on the nose, and she giggles. "You're cuter than I thought." Suddenly, a green Teletubby with a chainsaw appears.

"Give me your PINGAS!", the crazed maniacal furry piece of shit says. The four heroes jump in surprise.

"I've got this!" Rarity leaps at the Teletubbie, but the chainsaw cuts her front right leg off! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rarity screams in agony as her blood spills out.

"Rarity!" Fluttershy runs to her friend's side. She picks up Rarity's disembodied leg and Rarity uses her magic to reattach her leg. SMG3 goes 1v1 against the crazy chainsaw Teletubby. Suddenly, a vacuum inhales the Teletubby.

"Need some help?" Luigi has his Poltergust 3000. "There's a setting that can suck Teletubbies. Very useful, especially since we're dealing with Teletubbies." Luigi notices Rarity's blood. "Huh?" He notices the unconscious unicorn. He picks her up. "Let's go. I saw the others go this way." The others follow him.

In Ponyville...

"Yeah, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!", the YouTuber shouts happily.

"She lost a great amount of blood. Can you help her?", Luigi asks.

"Let's hope", Twilight replies. Suddenly, a red Teletubby appears and destroys the Poltergust 3000, freeing the green Teletubby! A bloodied and beaten Enzo appears.

"Finally! Teletubbies, attack..." He faints. Mario pulls out the Burrito-Looking Machine and aims it at the Teletubbies.

"No, you don't! No, you don't! Prepare to see Mario's Tunnel of Doom! Very scary!" He shoots the gun under the Teletubbies. They fall through. They end up in the Dragon Lands, in a pool of lava.

"No..." The villain limps away. "I am inevitable." Applejack lassos Enzo's leg and hangs him upside-down. The villain smirks. "Fools. My Teletubbies are all across Equestria. They know where I am. I have Tartarus' magic inside of me!" He unleashes a mighty wave of energy, blowing the heroes back. "TELETUBBIES, ATTACK!" An army of Teletubbies appear. However, Mario takes out a golden eye on a necklace. SMG4 looks at the Italian with wonder. Using the Eye of Agamotto, he creates a massive portal under the Teletubbies, sending them to Hell. He does the same to Enzo, except he's already gone.

"He's getting away!" Rainbow Dash starts to fly after Enzo, but a restored Rarity stops her.

"We have to find the Elements first."

"Rarity's right. Mario, lead the way", Twilight says.

Suddenly, Dr. Stephen Strange appears and takes the Eye of Agamotto from Mario. He then proceeds to beat the shit out of Mario. He leaves. "Mamma-mia. Ohhhh. Mario's got 4 IQ."

"Mario, you are really stupid. You shouldn't take stuff that isn't yours. Because of you, we're stuck in this hellhole! And we're talking to ponies! This should be fucking impossible!", the YouTuber shouts. The YouTuber angrily attacks Mario, but the Italian fights back. He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine and aims it at the YouTuber.

"ENOUGH!" Twilight unleashes a wave of energy, blowing the duo back. She knocks the duo unconscious. "Rainbow Dash, you carry Mario. Fluttershy, you carry the other guy." The heroes walk off. However, Mario and SMG4 regain consciousness and leap off the ponies.

"Oh, boy! Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Mario is so good."

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off.

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees Pegasi flying. His eyes cross outward. "Pfft, I can do that." He climbs a tall tree and, using his Burrito-Looking Machine, he creates two portals: one near him, and one that will send him flying. He goes through the first portal, and comes out the other one, sending him flying. "I'M SUPERMAN! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" The Italian flies straight into Spitfire, though she remains unaffected. Instead, Mario falls towards the ground. "MAMMA-MIA!" He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine to get to safety. "Oh... Mamma-mia." He faints. Inside of him, the Element of Loyalty emanates a red glow. All across Equestria, the remaining Elements of Harmony begin to emanate glows. Mario wakes up. "AI! THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!" He coughs up the Element of Loyalty. He puts the necklace on. He then runs off to find the remaining Elements of Harmony. "Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" The Element of Loyalty continues to glow. "Oooooh."

"Okay, we know where the Elements of Harmony are. Let's find them before Enzo can." Using the Burrito-Looking Machine, the ten heroes teleport to Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie finds the Element of Laughter. They then teleport to Sweet Apple Acres, where Applejack finds the Element of Honesty. They then teleport to Fluttershy's cottage, where Fluttershy finds the Element of Kindness. They then teleport to the cave where Mario hid the Element of Generosity. Rarity quickly finds it. They then teleport to the remains of the Golden Oak Library, but they're too late.

"Yes... yes... YES!!!" The psychopathic Enzo has the Element of Magic is his hands! An angry Twilight lunges at him, but he swipes her away and tackles her. "You pretty little ponies will soon be no more... I will prevail... you will meet... your END!!!" Suddenly, a bullet hits the insane man. He turns around. Mario is aiming a gun at him. Taking advantage of the distraction, Twilight grabs Enzo and flies high into the air, trading blows with him. She throws him into a wall and grabs the Element of Magic. The six ponies activate their elements and shoot at Enzo, who deflects the attack. "Fuck you." He spreads his arms, releasing a wave of energy that blows the heroes back. "YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU FILTHY SLUT! I'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME!" He leaps at Twilight and repeatedly stabs her with a knife.

"HELP! HELP!" Enzo bit down on her. She screeches loudly, causing Enzo to retreat.

Lost Now Found

The others were able to revive the princess.

In the Everfree Forest...

"Eh-oh! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard!"

"Oh, no", Twilight says. "How many does he need?"

"Well, when you're a psychopath with a target, you'd do anything to kill your target", SMG4 replies.

"Impressive, SMG4. But you're too late", Enzo says. He unleashes an enormous wave of Teletubbies. The green Teletubbies have chainsaws, the red Teletubbies have flamethrowers, the yellow Teletubbies have katanas, and the purple Teletubbies have rocket launchers. About 400 Teletubbies surrond the heroes.

"Well, we're fucked. There's no fucking way we can stop these things", Luigi says.

"We can if we work together! All we need is luck!", Twilight shouts.

"What are you gonna do, shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? That's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic", SMG4 says.

"First wave!", Enzo shouts. The green Teletubbies approach the ponies.

"Oh, shit, here we go!", SMG3 shouts. The Mane Six and the Mario Four battle the green Teletubbies. However, they're stronger than normal. "I'm not scared of these furry pieces of shit!"

"Guys, there's too many of them! We have to retreat!", Twilight shouts. However, an impenetrable force field surrounds the battlefield.

"Give me the Elements of Harmony now, and your deaths will be quick and painless!", Enzo shouts. Luckily, the heroes had made it through the first wave. "Second wave!" The yellow Teletubbies approach.

Too Dangerous

The heroes make it through the second wave. "THIRD WAVE!", Enzo roars. The red Teletubbies approach. They use their flamethrowers, but Twilight uses a protection spell. She and her friends use the Elements of Harmony to defeat the red Teletubbies. They advance on Enzo. "FINAL WAVE!!!!" The purple Teletubbies fire their rocket launchers from a distance. Twilight stops the rockets in midair and sends them flying back towards the Teletubbies, annihilating them all. Enzo bolts.

"Get back here!", Twilight shouts. The ten heroes chase the villain. However, he turns the tables on them. He chases the heroes through the forest.