Rainbow Dash's Fun Talent [Request]

Reflections in a Diamond Eye

by Nathan Jones

"Diamond Dog"

When I think back on my life as a member of the Black Guerillas, I have nothing but positive thoughts. To be a part of something so grand, so meaningful - it is because of my actions during those days that I do not lament the time I now spend behind bars. It's okay, sometimes, to fret, to worry about the future - but part of the journey is the end. When I bombed the NRA, I knew I'd end up here, because not everyone can understand the things that I do for the future of humanity. But that's okay, because my children, my children's children, and even theirs after that, will feel the effects of what I have done on God's Earth. Sometimes, a man must fall in order for others to see his greatness...in fact, for the best example, one must look no further than the story of Jesus himself. Flying too close to the sun can burn a man.

In fact, a specific example of this hubris can be observed in one of my favorite works of nonfiction, "Rainbow Dash's Fun Talent", a chronical of the happenings in Equestria, which, as we all know, was a civilization of sentient, colored, rounded horses that existed here on earth millions of years ago. The story tells of the downfall of the civilization, and the key event that caused it - the aforementioned hubris of one pony.

Rainbow Dash, the spunkiest pony of them all, was gifted by God with the largest, most bountiful penis of any of the penis horses. And she certainly used it- she charmed the land, spreading her love far and wide, and received it back - in spades. Unfortunately for her, it got to her head. Eventually, after years of tearing down her own psyche, and the psyche of those around her, she was left an empty husk, surrounded by her slaves.

Was it a cautionary tale? Perhaps. Perhaps. I see it more as an inspiration, though.

I board the Jailbird with Cyrus, Billy, and Pinball tomorrow. Let us hope we fly not too close to the sun.