Rainbow Dash's Fun Talent [Request]

Nathan Jones was dead.

Rainbow Dash laughed at the pathetic ex-convict, his exploded remains fished from the wreckage of a crashed fire engine on the Las Vegas airstrip. She was there. She saw the whole thing. She was floating just out of sight as it happened, watching as hardened army ranger Cameron Poe reunited with his wife and kids.

How do I live, without you....

Dash stared at the sky, and sighed in cool relief. She had read Nathan's book, of course, and the things that it said about her, but scoffed at the thought that anyone with a caliber such as herself could ever become bored of life itself. Puny humans like Nathan Jones would never understand that.

If you ever know...

As the attention of the common people zeroed in on the massive crime scene, Dash took the opportunity to slip out into the Las Vegas night sky. The wind blew against her mane as the scene faded behind her, hidden behind the clouds. She took one last look at this world, before slowly fading out of it in a brilliant blue flash of light.

How will I ever, ever survive....

Hundreds of thousands of years ago, Rainbow Dash awoke from her orgy with her friends, and was greeted with a surprise - the crusaders had actually gotten the fucking princesses. Sweetie Belle had, under her mindless slave direction, trained for twenty four hours, honing her magic ability to such a degree that she, along with the physical help of the other two, were able to outsmart, overpower, and capture the two most powerful ponies in Equestria.

Impressed, Dash had set the young ones up for life on magical pleasure machines, before taking control of the princesses themselves, immediately directing them to give all of their magical abilities to her. Once this was done, she went ahead and did Twilight's magic too, and, with the combined magic of three alicorns, was able to eliminate and control the remaining threats to her power such as Cadence, Chrysallis, Tirek, and Discord. After stealing all of their magic as well, Dash learned that it was possible to skip between dimensions.

With this unlimited reign, Dash swapped in and out of every universe she could. She gained more knowledge than any being that ever existed. She conquered every version of Equestria she came across. She was successful in every single thing she set out to do. Hundreds of thousands of years from that moment, she would eventually come across Nathan Jones, and live through his own story in the background, influencing events so that they would play out in the right favor.

I mean come on, do you think Pinball REALLY would have landed on that car without Rainbow Dash subtly blowing wind his way to push him towards it?

But now, it was time to go.

Hundreds of millions of years in the future, Rainbow Dash, now an omnipresent god, sat upon her throne at the tip of the known multiverse, the pinnacle of creation. Below her was every thing that had happened, was happening, and would happen in the future.

Existence was hers. And she was happy.