It's hard being the thickest futa-mare in Equestria. Everypony is either jealous of you, or wants your attention. For Rainbow Dash, a pony who craves excitement more than anyone, the monotony is downright torture.

However, her prayers are soon to be answered - when she wakes up one morning, she comes to the realization that she can now control others - WITH HER MIND! Only one question remains, however. How will she use this newfound ability to spice up her life?

A non-snuff request.