guide to stabbing orphans

by technofan

the misterious device (a.k.a. computer)

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The sun was already up, not to say the same for princess twilight, she had some trouble getting up, as always.

She stretched out as she opened her eyes to reveal... Nothing had changed from yesterday. She slowly made her way towards his number one assistant in the world "spike, wake up" she said with her morning voice.

"Five more minutes" he groaned as he covered his head with his blankets...

"Ok, but just five. We have a meeting with princess celestia today, remember?"twilight replied with a monotone voice

Spike didn't respond as he had yet again, fallen asleep.

Twilight then proceeded to carry on her normal morning routine which consisted mostly of having breakfast and picking up books that were left on the table from yesterday.

Five minutes had passed so she approached his assistant once again."spike wake up, your five minutes are over"

Spike continued to complain but had to wake up as twilight reminded him of the meeting they had to attend.

Once at the canterlot castle

"Ok Spike, wait here while I attend this meeting, tell the lady over there to get you some sapphires. See you later spike!"

Princess twilight came in the throne room as she saw the majestic alicorn standing on the throne. "twilight, it's great to see you. It is of my interest to address the reason for this meeting" said princess celestia as she made a gesture for the guards to leave the room, twilight knew this meant the reason for this meeting was of utter secrecy

"Hello princess celestia it's nice to see you, what is it that you want to adress?"

"Well you see, while me and my sister were looking around in the secret library something from the artifacts section caught my eye"

Celestia then pointed to a strange looking box with sorts of wires coming from it that lead to a much smaller and thinner metal box.

"What is it?" twilight said with excitement seeing the artifact

Princess celestia then admitted "we... Don't know yet" celestia said a little embarrassed as she was the one always explaining things to twilight."That's the reason I have called you. It is of my interest for you to investigate. And before you ask, yes you are allowed to take it to the library"

Twilight grinned as she knew this could only mean one thing: reading. She was going to have ro read ancient books and scrolls to find answers, that would give her an excuse ro read more from the secret library."YES I WILL GLADLY INVESTIGATE THIS DEVICE"

*meanwhile*

Dave was looking all over his house for his lost mouse as he had lost it the day before. when all of a sudden he says: "there you are!" as he reaches his hand to his mouse he thinks: now i can finally play hypixel on my very gamer computing device.

He then changed from dave mode into TECHNOBLADE mode as he soon prepared to stab some orphans.

His gaming was interrupted by a message from his rival (but also close friend) dream dream dream. The message consisted of some text saying he found a way to make minecraft more interesting while at the same time keeping the base game.

He soon started to think of a texture pack or challenge or mode, but all he saw was a file download followed by: 'drag this into your multiplayer folder'

Technoblade trusting his friend knew nothing bad was going to happen... Or so he wanted to believe...

*back at ~~krispy kreme~~ ponyville*

Twilight was confused as the device didn't seem to do anything. It had an unknown alphabet inside of it. Buttons had words of said alphabet stuck to them while some of these buttons were more decayed than the others, meaning they were used quite often.

In these were: w,a,s,d,r,e,m,i,m,p. (ordered from most decayed to less decayed) and twilight soon started pressing random buttons but as she pressed one that looked like a circle with a bar inside of it pointing up. the artifact began to whirr and make other sort of noises.

Soon a part of the device began to glow/shine *insert windows xp startup sound* then she saw an assortment of letters that said 'enter password', she didn't know what this meant as the alphabet was still foreign to her.

She started looking around her library for a book that she liked to read whenever she didn't understand parts of a foreign alphabet like old yak and griffin.

This book however, contained many other alphabets. Some of the alphabets mentioned in the book were so old or rare that they didn't have a name. She found an alphabet really similar to the one she saw in the cartifact and she began to translate.

The princess then understood she had to enter a password, and knew that it had to be composed of the decayed letters. you know where this is going.

She spent all night trying all combinations possible. Twilight then succeeded as she wrote 'dream simp' [hehe] and the device was soon starting up.

Then after the computer turned on, there were many icons and letters but twilight didn't know how to access the information in them. but inside the bigger box she saw a piece of paper clipping out, she used her magic and took it.

She began decrypting what it said as she realized it said 'computer manual'. she was happy as she now knew the device is called a computer. as she kept reading twilight now knew how to access these icons by using a 'mouse'.

A purple aura of magic began to glow around the mouse which then moved and made several clicks. Unfortunately for her the manual only explained the physical process of the computer so she didn't know what all those icons meant.

She had clicked many icons but didn't understand any of them.

She then clicked an icon called 'minecraft' the menu that appeared in front of her was more intuitive as it didn't use all those fancy computer words.

She clicked on play but didn't understand what a world was nor how to make one.

She then went to the main menu once again and clicked multiplayer. this menu was more understandable as it only said hypixel and enter server (among others) she then held her translation book while decoding the words.

Twilight clicked on enter server.

The computer started whirring even louder as a sort of vortex appeared in the screen sucking everything close enough to it, including twilight.

To be continued


Author's Note

i wrote this at night so dont expect much. its not done yet, dont delete it, mods.
critisism is encouraged. idk at what season this is set in, so dont ask

edited april 8th 2021
i literally just used the google docs grammar thingy because im confident sentence structure is right, only mistakes i saw were wrong letters and ' s missing

now to procrastinate on editing the next chapter

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