guide to stabbing orphans

by technofan

local purple horse sucked into a box finds a pig

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Author's Note

second chapter done yay!

disclaimer: ive never played hypixel lmao


local purple horse sucked into a box finds a pig

Dark ~~darker. Yet darker~~ was all that twilight could see, why? (because all stories say that when a character gets teleported to another world) because she had been knocked out by a 900-page book when she entered the portal that had appeared infront of the computer.

As she awoke all that she could feel was that she was falling. Falling very fast, like really fast; this woke her up. She opened her eyes and was inmediatey blinded dy all the light around her. She began screaming with fear of what would happen once she hit the ground, when all of a sudden she abruptedly stopped falling.

She once again opened her eyes and saw a beautiful land filled with plants, buildings and... Monkeys? (leave humanity, return to monkE) no, they were more like apes, hairless apes. Everyone of them was quite different from each other, some were dragon-like, some were... Green blobs with eyes? Or some were animals, naked apes, some had normal clothes or shiny clothes, some were dressed like royalty, some were dressed like peasants (~~commoners arent people, theyre poor!~~) and some were creatures she coudnt describe as animals or monsters.
The creatures were very tall, almost scary-tall.

Twilight quickly hid so to not be seen by the creatures, but failed horribly as she couldnt find where to hide because she didnt know the layout of the place. However only a few of them seemed to notice, and when they did they just shrugged it off.

*meanwhile*

Techno was still confused about the message his friend had sent him but had to do other things for the next upload that he would be recording in an hour or so. Hurried, technoblade did as the message said, he dragged the 'thing' dream sent him into his multiplayer folder an as he saved the chnages, he opened up minecraft.

...

Silence was all that could not be heard.

Techno suddenly broke the silence "welp, i got scammed. That green teletubbie gave me an useless folder for my multiplayer"

He continued with his schedule for today, making food, having a shower and sleeping for 2 hours when all of a sudden, he wakes up yelling "I HAD AN UPLOAD AND IM AN HOUR LATE" (somehow this techno actually has an upload schedule)

He quickly got up, started up his computer and opened minecraft and his recording programm. He was in such a hury he forgot to get id of that useless folder and simply joined hypixel. He began explaining what he was going to do, something about revenge on timedeo in a game which would be decided by the comments, the options were to challenge each other in skyblock, skywars or bedwars.

He spawned on another lobby, he went to the outer places of the hub and started running around while doing commentary. This didnt last long as he saw something moving in the leaves (which was weird because build is always off in hubs so they couldnt have possibly breaked them and block-glitched inside.) he got close, and closer, until all of a sudden...!

twilight pov

Twilight had managed to hide in some leaves before bringing more attention. What was strange was that the leaves stayed a cube and didnt extend away from that form. As twilight was hiding twilight spotted a creature that looked like a pig headed to the outer places of this area/town. It looked to be dressed as royalty and also was a pig, he had a crown meaning he was either a prince or a king, twilight thought she could make contact with this individual seeing as he was part of the royalty and thus being an authority over others. How wrong was she.

As the creature approached she got out of the bushes and tried to talk to it, only to figure out it couldnt hear her, but she did see a curious look on its face. The creature didnt move so twilight decided to get closer, and closer.

She then proceeded to talk again only for it to not understand. So she did the next big thing (besided make first contact with a species ttotally different and impossibe), she touched the creature....

technoblade pov

He had been trying to interact with the creature he found, thinking at first that it was an npc, then he thought maybe the mods had made a new type of npc that reacted to chat text. He began typing: 'hello?' 'are you an npc?' ' do you dispense a sort of mission?' ~~'do you like potatoes?'~~ seeing as this wasnt working he began typing random commands to try and see if it worked like: /talk /mission /horse among others.

He had been so distracted by this he didnt even notice that the horse had come near him, almost touching him. Before he could do anything, the creature touched him.

Bad things happened

Suddenly a crack in the screen appeared from the exact part the horse touched him in which all colors turned to their negative counterparts, the crack began to grow bigger and longer until it had filled his whole screen. The server crashed and suddenly a sort of vortex appeared in front of him, sucking anything around him including himself.

Darkness was all around him and he was falling. Falling. Suddenly something broke his fall and the dark around him disappeared. When his eyes got used to the light he saw something that resembled... The hypixel hub. He looked around and nobody seemed to care going normally as they would. At first he thought he wa kidnapped, only to notice that everyone seemed to do what they would do when playing in hypixel.

He then realized: he was in the hypixel server. As he started to remember all that had happened what inmediately crossed his mind was to find the horse. He didnt have to go far as he saw the horse just standig behind some trees. He then looked down and started walking towards it, only to notice... HE WAS A PIG

The realization kicked in as it totally makes sense if you get sucked into a game you go in as your character, defenetely not made up, thats exactly what happens. He started to look at his new body and realized he was in a royal gown, meaning he was a king, the pig king and the potato king (geez techno is such royalty hes king twice).

He then remembered "ii have to find that pony, the crack in my screen appeared from the place it touched me. Surely it knows exactly what is going on and isnt as clueless as me"

He went up to the horse again and as he did the horse simply said "hi"

...

"IT CAN TALK?!!"

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