
guide to stabbing orphans
princess celestia finds a device which she doesnt understand. knowing twilight likes this sort of stuff, she sends it to her for her to research. the device sends her to a place where shes lost and disoriented. short after gone missing, her friends try to find her and suffer the same fate. on the distant land they meet someone called technoblade which teaches them the ways of this unknown land.
i dont wanna write too much dialogue sooo.... applejack and fluttershy were busy taking care of wynona as she is sick.
there, just got rid of unnecessary typing and accent changing, im a genius!
ok edit here, as applejack is the only orphan in the mane 6 ill have to include her and i guess fluttershy too idk why. but keep in mind any comments about applejack being an orphan are just pure comedy, it is not wrong to be an orphan its just a joke from technoblades channel

6 Chapters:
- the misterious device (a.k.a. computer) 2021-02-15 00:06:15 UTC1172
- local purple horse sucked into a box finds a pig 2021-02-18 02:39:43 UTC1152
- pig talks to a horse about stuff like killing 2021-02-19 05:48:49 UTC1116
- hiatus because im bored 2021-03-09 16:44:57 UTC14
- orphans bad 2021-04-02 04:27:19 UTC128
- Chapter 4, also called fourth entry of my super cringy story that i despise when i look back at 2021-06-16 05:16:35 UTC1057