Technoblade stood still, watching the horse that had just talked to him. Needless to say he was shocked, by two major reasons: 1 he was in a game. 2a horse just talked to him and 3 A HORSE JUST TALKED TO HIM. He stood still for a couple of minecraft minutes (around 16 seconds lmao) after that time, he decided to talk "hi"

The horse seemd to stay still for a bit, processing what had just happened. She then rrplied with a simplr "hi". Then technoblade asked "what are you, a talking horse?". The purple horse quickly replied with a question of her own "what are you?". "I asked you first" he said. The horse seemed to understand and began talking "i am a pony, now tell me what are you?", "~~im technno-chan, im just a 21yo minecraft youtuber, uwu~~ im technoblade", the horse noticed technoblade hadnt answered her question so she asked again "but what are you?"

Technoblade thoguth about bragging on all his previous achievements like potato war and being the best at pvp, but then he thought he shouldnt tell her the truth because of what that would mae her feel about him. "Im a human. And what is a talking horse doing in hypixel?" he asked. The horse replied by explaining what happened, yaddy yaddy yadda much chatter and all that. But twilight thought saying too much would be bad so she skipped stuff about celestia and things in her world and just explained how se got there.

He then said "wait if youre an intelligent horse, do you have a name or something?" the horse then proceeded to explain the most she could without talking about anyone else than herself "i am twilight sparkle, alicorn princess of friendship"

So then the pig said "~~oh god i wasnt aware we would have royalty attending here, BUTTLER! Fetch us some wine~~ oh cool youre, a princess"

Technoblade suddenly remembered he was in the game and wanted to go explore how it felt to play as his character, so he quickly tried to dismiss the conversation "well anyways i have to go, bye" this quickly got a response as the princess didnt wan to be alone and lost, so she protested "wait! Dont leave me! Im all alone" techno perfectly knew it was a bad idea to let her come wiht him and should be avoided at all costs so he said "oh well you can come with me"WHY DID HE JUST SAY THAT. This was alarming as she would probably be a distraction and a pain in the a-

"So, the place were going to is very dangerous and you shuld always stay by my side or you might be killed" twilight shivered "but as long as you stay beside me you should be ok." "ok" was her response

"So, where are we going?" technoblade didnt respond. She asked again "where are we going?" she quickly got a response "oh sorry, i wasnt paying attention. Uhhhh, were going to bedwars" twilight halted for a second "w-war?" "yes, bedwars" " but isnt war bad?" "well yes but not this war, doesnt you world have wars?" "the last war we had was almost about 2000 years ago, it killed around 120 individuals" twilight said with a bit of sadness on her face but didnt have time to be sad as her companion said "ha! You consider that a war? That just sounds like a battle!" teh princess simply ignored his comment and they kept moving.

They soon reached a place with figures that resembled the creatures of this world but had names above them that read: skywars, bedwars, skyblock and so on. "So, were here" "what are these creatures?" "i cant explain, sorry" as these words left his mouth, he punched the bedwars creature as hard as if it was an or´phan, and when twilight was going to try and stop him, they were transported to a new placewich had more of these creatures, and of course technoblade punched another "hey! Whats up with you punching these creatures?!" "oh dont worry, they dont feel pain, nor are they actually alive"

Before he continued to enter a match, he thought if it would be a good idea to bring a horse into bedwars. So he soon came up with a solution, "hey twilight, where were going, ponies arent exactly known so to say. To keep secrecy, im gonna need to ride you" the princess' head turned red,"r-ride m-me????"(ayy sex joke because it had to be done) techno noticed the effect this had and so he quickly cleared it up "no not like that! Like ride on you back, tho you are too small. Hmmmm" " oh well u-umm i know a spell that might fix this, it makes a pony bigger for around an hour, will that be enough time?" "yes very much" her horn started to glow purple and soon, her body followend to do the same as she grew up in size to about one and a half meters "hmmm kinda small but itll have to do" "o-ok" as she said this techno quickly jumped on her back.

Whilst she felt uncomfortable, she knew it had to be done so she just kept on. Then technoblade punched another creature and they got transported to a glass cage in the sky. Both opened their eyes to see their surroindings, it looked great, they were in these floating islands wich had beds in them and saw other islands too. "So what are we supposed to do here?"

"Well, we kill." twilight shivered "these beds allow us to 'revive' when we die, so we must destroy the enemies beds and kill them so they will lose the game" "but cant we just solve our problems with friendship?" "twilight-horse, we dont have any disagreements with each other, we do this for fun. Nobody gets killed forever, if you lose youll get transpoted back tot he town you first saw and you will have the chance to do it again" their words got cut off as the very cage they were standing on disappeared. The game had begun.

to be continued

Author's Note

i will try to make daily uploads but i cant prommise anything. also, dont expect major plot like 'this guy is evil and he will kill all ponies' no, this is just some random dude who found a horse trying to get back to his home.

also if you notice technos reckless behaviour on a completely different species its because what was going through his mind when he found twilight was: Get dem viewssss!!!