"twilight whos this orange horse that is looking at me weird"
"thats applejack"
(terrible attempt at replicating applejack accent)"hello"
"so what can you tell me about yourself orange horse"
"ma name is applejack and i live in a farm with granny smith big mac and applebloom ma sister"
"oh cool, do your parents live there as well?"
"i dont have parents"
*techno orphan stabber look*
"what did you say my small southern horse friend?..."
technoblade then proceeds to stab the crap out of applejack while twilight does absolutely nothing because she always secretly hated applejack

and they lived (except applejack) happily ever after

Fin

Author's Note

april fools lol i made this in under 5 minutes
this does not mean the hiatus ended