Frogs are cool

"Twilight, today marks your first day learning the way of the craft" techno said while looking at Twilight, who didn't seem so excited about stabbing small parent-less children for coins. "Why am i doing this again?, it just seems cruel to fight between friends and fellow players there are more important thing that could be done to help society, like when that crazy guy ~~daniel~~ dante became the mayor in that little town and turned out to be a monster"

Dante who at first appeared to be a normal mayor offering some ominous looking promises to the town, had turned out to be a tyrant when he won the election, not allowing anyone else to run against him.

Then when they tried to make a revolution he turned out to be a giant slime monster trying to destroy everything.

"If we had just been able to all be friends and use the power of friendship to defe-" But then she realised that nobody fucking cares and they would all just ignore her if she tried to unite them because they think murder is fun, instead she corrected "-Alright fine lets just get this over with, teach me how to stab for coins, oh great techno of the blade" she said that last part in a very monotone voice mockingly mimicking technoblade's deep, booming, commanding, ho- *ahem*I mean: mimicking technoblade’s deep voice.

"There we go! That's the spirit little pony!" He responded with excitement. "Ok so the first thing you need to know is frog. Yes you heard right, the frog is the ultimate weapon to kill your enemies."

"You know what, i'm not even going to ask" she says while technoblade hands her the kit for this fight, being the frog kit

Once in the game technoblade started to explain before the game began. The glass beneath them disappeared indicating the game had already started. Techno rushes to grab all the loot in the chests giving Twilight a spare iron sword and a bow, him keeping the armor because it’s not fitted for little tiny magic horses. "Such a shame you can't wear armor, when playing insane mode you really want all the armor you can get" the pig pointed out, "do you have a spell that can turn you into a human?" he asked. "Nope, magic isn't some universal problem-solver" she explained,

"but maybe...." twilight muttered trailing off, completely ignoring the fact that techno was nowhere to be seen. "Oh my god 2 minutes in and i already lost him" she went off to find him, initially thinking he would be in the middle of the map she headed there with sneak 100 to avoid being seen by any players who were smart enough to actually play the game, very unlikely but everyone could be a 'pvp god' as her friend had explained.

She saw him 'looting' a chest in the middle, pulling out an enchanted chestplate and a diamond helmet. She approached him. "Hello there" technoblade thinking it may be a player, raised his sword ready to attack when "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" he noticed it was twilight standing there. Slowly he out down his sword

"Oh hey there friend i just met 2 hours ago, i was just looting this chest to be able to do some 'pro gaming youtube plays' when you suddenly startled me causing an immediate and involuntary response of getting ready for a fight coming from years of experience of prescences in this game being hostile"

"A rather long explaination but ill take it, what did you find friend?" she asked "a diamond helmet and an enchanted chestplate"he says while equiping the chestplate but not the helmet, twilight noticed and confused, asked. "Why dont you put on the helmet? Its way better than that frog hat" technoblade turned around and looked at twilight dead in the eye, "rule number 1 of the frog kit, never. Take. Off. The. Frog. Hat. Now you might be saying ' oh well technoblade, a prot 4 diamond hemet would be better in this situation', WRONG, while it doesnt give much armor it strikes fear into the heart of your enemies".

"More like makes you look weird but ok" says twilight "im not getting a frog vibe from you twilight" he says.

"Now, rule number 2, if you wanna get good at frog, you gotta learn about frog. Im gonna teach you and this skywars lobby lobby about frog because i believe education is important and the college board should accept me" he said while pushing someone off the map. wait, did he say college? How old is he to be so good at fighting?"wait you go to college? How old are you?" she asks "uhhhh i am 22 years old, why?"

"We can discuss this later" twilight says as she sees that someone dies meaning that they are the only ones left going against 2 other people {this is a duos game btw}

Technoblade got to a safe location while carrying tilight under his arm, he set her down once they were safe "ok so were gonna start our fun fact session about frog" he then moves his arm upwards making a small whitet box made of light and a light keyboard while typing. He read along while typing in the keyboard, his fingers surprisingly hitting the keyboard, being pushed back by a megnet like force. He typed in the keyboard "did you guys know that some frogs can leap up to 20 times their body length"

Shortly after a response is heard from one of the two people left "did you know that watchdog is bad at banning flyhackers?" suddenly in the distance techno and twilight see someone start flying towardds them

To Be Continued

"To be fair hes right, watchdog never does anything" technoblade says as the non-existing screen goes black

Author's Note

long chapter

im shit at writing, if you wanna complain in the comments about how bad i write... thats fair

this episode is from the i like frogs vid but also mentions dante and techno is 22 years old, why? because yes. fuck the timeline

also im bad at grammar dont get mad