You peer down at the paper in your hands, looking it over again and again while glancing out the corners of your eyes to keep yourself from accidentally walking into passersby. Honestly, she knew you were going to be out late again, so was there really a point in arranging a party when it’s obviously just going to be the two of you tonight? Well, that’s still implying she was able to find a sitter who would be willing to work this late at night to watch her daughter, Luster Dawn. The only possibility you can even think of to fill that role would be her friend Rarity, but while she may be generous, she’s still not exactly a saint.
Just as the sun sets, you fast-walk over to one of the streetlights that suddenly turns on, giving you at least something to work with while you try and figure out the message hidden in her letter. “Happy birthday, sugar bear! I’m not really good at surprise parties, so how about a threeway instead? That counts as a surprise, right? I’ll be waiting at your place as soon as you’re done with work, so don’t come home until then, OK? Love you!”
You really hope she didn’t mean a threeway with another dude.
If you’re being honest, you expect to walk in to see party decorations and a cake just for Starlight to apologize about not finding anypony willing to do a threeway with her, again assuming she didn’t mean with another dude. Even if Starlight is one of the most important mares in all of Equestria, she still isn’t the best when it comes to social interactions, which is probably why the two of you work so well in the first place.
When you first arrived in Equestria, you were immediately put into Princess Twilight’s urban development program seeing as how the world you came from had technology that was way more advanced than what they had already. That streetlight from earlier? Yeah, you’re welcome, Equestria. Of course, this was how you ended up meeting your girlfriend Starlight Glimmer in the first place, seeing as how she’s basically Twilight’s best friend in this world, but that also means that you barely ever get the chance to see her. Twilight has you working these crazy hours from sunrise to sunset--both of which are her responsibilities--and by the time you get home, Starlight is so busy taking care of Luster Dawn that she barely has any time left to spend with you. You were lucky enough just to convince Twilight to let you live in Ponyville instead of the hustle and bustle of living in Canterlot.
Speaking of Luster Dawn, you’re still not sure how you feel about her yet--not that you hate her or anything like that! It’s just that when you met Starlight, you thought she was just like everypony else here, but as it so turned out, she had an illegitimate love child with some guy named Sunburst a couple years earlier. When you first started dating, you couldn’t imagine going a single day without her, but if you’re being honest, you probably never would have even asked her out if you knew she had a kid to begin with. The idea of getting serious with her knowing that Luster Dawn could eventually be your kid one day… “Heebie jeebies” doesn’t even begin to describe it.
Still, though, it’s times like these that keep Starlight Glimmer in your life. You look down at your letter and smile again, thinking of who Starlight could have possibly had in mind to do a threeway with in the first place. Of course, there’s no way it’s Twilight. You’d tell half of Equestria about it just for the memes, and they both know that. Trixie is another possibility, but you’re secretly hoping that she chose somepony else, just because Trixie would ruin it like she ruins everything. You still haven’t forgiven her after that little stunt she pulled with the ducks and the windmill.
Before you can think of any real candidates, though, you find yourself at the doorstep of your house, seeing the lights already on from inside. Just for fun, you audibly drop your keys onto the floor, and immediately, you hear a crash from inside as well as several “ow” sounds before the lights turn off. Then, with a smile on your face, you bring your keys to the doorknob, give a little twist, and push yourself into your home, flicking the lights back on to see streamers, cake, and your beautiful girlfriend in the middle of the room with a bow tied around her horn.
“Surpriiiise! Happy birthday, sugar bear!”
You chuckle quietly, grinning to yourself at how perfectly you predicted her every move. Then, hanging up your jacket, you walk up to Starlight and give her the best kiss in your arsenal, bringing her into a tight squeeze before your lips separate.
“Thanks, babe,” you reply, looking around at all the streamers that must have taken forever to set up. “You really went all out, didn’t you?”
“Well, I may or may not have gotten advice from somepony who knows a thing or two about parties.”
“Who? Applejack?”
Starlight scoffs with a teasing smile. “Don’t be a butt. Now, go have some cake. Not to brag, but I think I did a pretty good job on this one.”
“Does that mean it took you several attempts?”
“What? No! I meant… Shut up. Go eat.”
You chuckle under your breath as you make your way to the table in the kitchen, picking up a nearby knife and cutting yourself a slice of what appears to be normal chocolate--Yup. There’s pudding in the middle. Definitely a Pinkie Pie cake if you’ve ever seen one. Still, though, it’s not like that’s a bad thing. Heck, in comparison to all the other birthdays you’ve had, this one takes the cake!
...Yeah, you’d better not tell Starlight that one. You don’t want her to break up with you before your threeway. Speaking of which…
“So I take it you weren’t able to find anypony to do that thing with us?” you ask, licking some excess frosting off of your finger.
“Oh! About that--”
“Hey, don’t worry about it, babe. I’m happy with just the two of us tonight. You wanna watch some TV? I think Equestria’s finally figured out how to do late night sitcoms like in my world.”
As you walk towards the sofa with your plate of chocolate pudding cake, however, Starlight raises a curious eyebrow. “Uhh… I was going to say that she’s getting ready in your bedroom, so if you need anything, I’ll have to go get it for you.”
THANK CELESTIA IT’S NOT A DUDE!
Before you manage to sit down, though, you freeze once the message sinks in and slowly turn your head towards Starlight, who’s still wearing that wide grin on her face. “Wait… You found someone?!”
“Weeeeeellll, ‘found’ is a strong word. More like I just happened to know somepony for the job.”
“Who?”
Then, as if you had just uttered the magic password, the door to your bedroom creaks open, and out walks a pink filly with a golden mane, decorated from horn to hoof in red ribbons. “Moooom? I can’t figure out how to get my bow on right. Can you help me?”
Your jaw drops, and as soon as the filly makes eye contact with you, so does hers. There’s no way you’re seeing what you think you’re seeing, but at the same time, it’s not like there’s any way you can deny it. This filly… is Starlight Glimmer’s daughter, Luster Dawn, and she’s no older than eleven years old. Again, it makes no sense, but you can’t exactly explain it any other way.
“Oh!” she blurts out. “Happy birthday, D-Daddy.”
“...Yeah, I’m just gonna turn 360 degrees and walk away.”
You immediately turn around, but that’s when you realize that you’re in your own house, not giving you many places to go. Still, anywhere has to be better than here. What was Starlight thinking, not just inviting a filly to join in on a borderline orgy, but her daughter of all ponies?! You’re not sure if there are any laws about this in Equestria, but in your world, basically everywhere besides Florida would have you locked away forever! And that’s assuming you got off easy!
“Wait!”
Suddenly, Starlight grabs you by the hand, digging her hind legs into the floor while you try breaking yourself out of her grasp. “Sugar bear, please! Let me explain!”
As much as you’d like to get out of there, you’re not proud to say that it’s actually harder to pull her off of you than you originally anticipated. Then, pinching the bridge of your nose with a sigh, you calmly say, “You have thirty seconds.”
“Wow. That’s not a lot of time. OK! Uhh, where to start? So, I tried asking Twilight first, but she told me that it would end up being the biggest scandal Equestria had ever seen if it ever went public somehow. I tried telling her that you’d never tell anypony about it, but she didn’t like those chances.”
For good reasons.
“So then I went to Trixie,” she continues, “but she said that she was still mad at you after that time with the trombone and the balloon animals.”
“Wait, she said what?!”
“THEN I kinda ran out of options, and since this is your first birthday in Equestria, I wanted to make it really special, so I… asked Luster Dawn to fill in.”
You raise your eyebrow at Starlight, then turn your attention towards Luster Dawn, who shrinks in embarrassment, her cheeks turning an even brighter shade of pink. You have no idea what Starlight told her to get her to come over in the first place, and you’re even less sure whether or not she actually knows what a threeway is. Still, the poor girl looks like she’s trying so hard, way harder than you’ve ever tried being part of her life.
You breathe out another heavy sigh. “Starlight, what were you thinking? Isn’t this illegal?”
Starlight tilts her head in curiosity. “‘Illegal’? What’s that?”
“Huh? I mean it’s against the law, right?” Again, Starlight blinks in confusion. “As in, doing something like this could land us in a whole bunch of trouble?”
“Uhh, nooooo? Why would it?”
You scratch your head in bewilderment, trying to figure out if she’s just dumb or if there’s really that much of a cultural difference between your worlds, but before you can think about it too hard, Luster Dawn interrupts your train of thought. “Mom? Do I still have to wear this? It’s kind of embarrassing.”
“Well,” Starlight responds, “that really depends on what Anon wants to do. Don’t you wanna open your present, sugar bear?”
You quickly turn towards the filly, who shrinks with a sheepish grin, doing her best to make eye contact with you. She looks so adora--Wait, NO! This is bad, right? Like, even though Starlight doesn’t realize that this is wrong, that doesn’t give you permission to go through with it… does it?
Suddenly, you see a bead of sweat drip down her forehead, snapping you out of your thoughts for a second. She’s waiting on you to get her out of this situation, after all, and in this particular circumstance, it would be weird for her not to undress in front of you, right?
You’d better not go to Hell for this.
“It’s fine, Luster,” you say. “You can take that stuff off now.”
The filly’s face lights up, but almost immediately, the cringe from before returns. “Thanks, Anon, but the knot is too far back for me to reach by myself. I’m gonna need some help.”
“Luster Daaaawn,” Starlight says with an authoritative tone. “Remember what we talked about? It’s Anon’s birthday, after all.”
Luster Dawn winces before turning towards you again with a gentle smile. “I mean… Will you help me get my ribbons off, Daddy?”
Yup. You’re going to Hell.
“S-sure. Just give a second.”
You gulp and take a step forward, trying to keep your hands from shaking despite the chill that rushes under your skin. The way she looks up at you with those big eyes makes your heart race at twice its normal speed, causing you to overanalyze literally every movement you make. Are you walking too fast? Can she see how hard you’re breathing? Maybe if you just try to breathe normally for a second… and now you’re breathing even harder. You just hope Luster Dawn isn’t feeling as uneasy as you are right now.
Finally, you’re standing a foot in front of her, and now you have to find out where the stupid knot to this outfit is in the first place. Would it be weird to ask? Hopefully it’s not in a totally obvious place that you’re just completely overlooking somehow.
“It’s by my tail,” the filly says after like twelve seconds of looking without finding anything. “You might have to get a little low to find it, though.”
Well, at least you don’t have to frantically search around her abdomen like a doofus anymore. You then walk around the filly’s body and begin examining around her tail, but the minute you find where the knot is tied, your skin goes pale. If this were literally anypony else, you’d probably be the happiest guy in the world, but it’s kinda weird getting horny seeing a bow tied around your girlfriend’s daughter’s vagina.
“Hey, Starlight? Maybe you should come do this instead.”
“Oh, quit being a baby. I think you’ll really like it once you open it up!”
You really hope she’s talking about the bow.
As much as you’d like to just walk away, though, you can tell that Luster Dawn probably wants to be done most of all right now, and with your hand trembling and your head leaning away, you slowly pull on a loose ribbon, freeing the filly as her little lips become the focus of your vision. You try to look away, but once she shakes the ribbons off of her flank, she accidentally pushes her butt even higher, giving you an even more intimate view of her crotch. It looks so delicate, like it has some kind of youthful charm that somehow lures you in…
...but then you come back to reality, turning towards Starlight again with an awkward smile. “Thanks, babe. I really appreciate what you tried doing, but I think I just wanna watch TV for now. Doesn’t that sound like fun, Luster?”
“Y-yeah,” the filly replies, rubbing her forehoof bashfully. “That sounds… great.”
You raise an eyebrow curiously. You thought that she’d be ecstatic not to go through with a threesome involving her mom and mom’s boyfriend, but the smile she has is obviously forced, like she’s just trying to be polite and not hurt anyone’s feelings.
“Luster?”
“Anon?” Starlight says through a gritted smile. “Can I speak with you alone for a minute?”
Wait, are you in trouble somehow? Starlight then motions her head towards the kitchen, and you can’t help but throw up your hands in aggravation. Yeah, you kinda ruined the birthday present that Starlight planned, but it’s not like you didn’t have a good reason! You almost got turned on by a filly! Twilight would kill you if you actually put your dick in her! Er--put your dick in Luster Dawn, that is. Not Twilight.
You barely make it into the kitchen when Starlight uses her magic to pull you by the ear, dragging your whole upper body down to her mouth as she whispers angrily. “What the heck are you thinking?!”
“Oh. Huh. I wonder. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Twilight will throw me into Tartarus if I actually went through with something like this!”
“...What?! What are you even talking about?”
“Come on. Are you telling me that in Equestria, it’s really OK for me to have sex with someone as young as Luster Dawn?”
“Duh! I wouldn’t have asked you if it could get you in trouble! Why? Did Twilight tell you not to or something?”
“No, she didn’t, but…”
Now this is starting to get weird. Is there seriously nothing wrong with porking Starlight’s daughter? You’d just assumed the whole time that you’d go to whatever Equestria’s equivalent of jail would be, but either Starlight is a total idiot, or you legitimately have the option to do whatever you want with her.
You look up to see Luster Dawn’s reaction, just to catch her looking over at the two of you before flinching and turning away bashfully. You’ve never really thought about it before just because of the consequences, but now that you’re not trying to force the idea out of your head anymore, she actually looks kinda… cute. Then she looks up at you again, and you immediately see how much her golden eyes naturally glimmer. She looks as beautiful as her mom, but she also has a beauty that’s completely unique to her.
Before you let your thoughts go crazy, though, Starlight pulls you back down with an aggravated stare. “Listen. It’s your birthday, so you can do whatever you want, but Luster Dawn was really looking forward to this!”
You shake your head in bewilderment. “Wait. She was?!”
“Yes! Don’t you get it? She wants you to like her! If you’re going to be part of my life, she wants to be part of your life too. She wants you to love her as much as you love me.”
“So… it isn’t because she wants me to put my dick in her?”
“Oh, well yeah. She wants that too. I mean, what girl is gonna turn down free dick?”
You look over at Luster Dawn again just to see the same sight as before, making you gulp nervously as your chest trembles. You aren’t really going to go through with this… are you?
“Is everything OK, Daddy?”
“Yeah! I just uhh…”
Before you can stammer any further, however, Starlight Glimmer nudges you forward, making you stumble as you self-consciously walk towards her. You can see her start to smile, but before she can get too carried away, she bites down on her lip, making eye contact and looking away over and over again. Suddenly, you’re standing right in front of her, and right when her eyes manage to look up from the floor, they quickly dart back down once she looks you in the eyes.
“So Anon!” Starlight says before this situation can get any more awkward. “Luster Dawn asked me the other day how to kiss better.”
“Mooom!” the filly exclaims, her face practically sizzling all over.
“Oh, it’s fine, honey. Anon and I would be happy to give you a demonstration, wouldn’t we?”
Not gonna lie, even though the two of you have kissed in front of Luster on more than one occasion, it’s still kinda weird in the moment, but the way that Starlight nods her head reminds you that saying no would probably be worse than the alternative. Then, with a quick nod of your own, you slowly lean down as Starlight gets on her hind legs, reaching her hooves around your neck as her mouth comes closer. Everything after that seems so familiar, like you can let your muscle memory take over so that you can enjoy what comes next, and by the time her lips meet yours, you’ve already forgotten that Luster Dawn is even there.
Suddenly, you feel her tongue entering into your mouth, licking up the sides of your teeth. You then open your mouth wider, unintentionally showing off to Luster Dawn the two of you fighting for dominance in each other’s mouth, tasting each other’s tongues like candy. Starlight grips onto your hair, standing up taller to press your mouths even harder together as your fingers run through her mane. You can feel a bulge in your pants trying to break free, but just as soon as it gets to the good part, Starlight pulls away and wipes the spit off of her mouth.
“How was that, honey?” she asks, looking at a very flustered Luster Dawn. “Think you’re ready to give it a try next?”
“Hang on, Starlight,” you say reflexively. “I don’t know if--”
“Yeah… I think I’m ready.” Finally, she looks you directly in your eyes, obviously still bashful, but never wavering in her conviction. “Is that OK with you?”
If she doesn’t mind your Jimmy Cooper trying to poke out of your pants.
“Y-yeah,” you say hesitantly. “I think I’m ready too.”
Luster Dawn smiles, making your heart pump so much blood to your lungs that you might not even have enough left for your dick at this point. No, wait. Your dick is getting plenty too. Then, trying to mimic what she saw from her mom, Luster Dawn gets up on her hind legs, wraps her hooves around your shoulders and reaches forward with her lips. Her eyes are squeezed shut in the most adorable way possible, making you want to leave yours open for just a little while longer, but before you can think that far, your muscle memory once again kicks in, interlocking your lips with Luster Dawn’s as your hand gently caresses her body.
You can already feel a difference, not just because her lips are smaller than her mom’s, but also because the way she kisses you makes you remember that she probably has literally no experience. At first her mouth barely opens up, causing you to lead her with your lips, putting her where you want her before her hooves grip you harder and her tongue catapults forward. You take a step back in surprise, but that just causes her to hold on tighter, pressing her mouth harder against yours like she’s doing damage control, trying to make up for her lack of training.
The more she pushes her mouth against you, however, the more you feel yourself falling backwards, and after taking an extra step, she begins to lose balance herself. Suddenly, her hooves slip off of your shoulder as she falls onto your chest, looking up into your eyes while panting heavily.
“Good job, honey!” Starlight says, breaking the two of you from your immersion. “Now do the thing we talked about!”
Luster Dawn grimaces. “Do I have to? It’s so embarrassing...”
She’s not talking about something weird, is she? “Wait, do what?” you ask, switching your gaze between the two of them, but mostly looking at the red-faced Luster Dawn.
“I… Uh…” Then, shaking her head until she can look you in the eye with a newfound confidence, her hoof slowly travels down your chest as she says, “I really like how firm your chest is. D-do you work out? It makes me wonder how firm your penis--Oh, sweet Celestia, I just said ‘penis’! Mom, I can’t do this.”
Before you can even react, Luster Dawn pulls herself off of you and covers her face with her hooves, but even with her cheeks covered, you can still hear how much they’re sizzling right now. You can’t help but give her mom an angry glare for making her go through with something like this.
“Seriously, Starlight?”
“I never told her to say ‘penis’!”
“Quit it, mom! You’re embarrassing me!”
What did those two talk about? In all honesty, you’re probably just as embarrassed as Luster Dawn right now, but that just means that you need to be the one to set things right… somehow.
“Hey, Luster?”
Luster Dawn turns around, but her eyes only go as far as your knees. “Yeah?”
“If you wanna know how stiff my, uh… well, you know…” Just when you try to make the situation less humiliating, you can see her mouth quivering, quickly informing you to get to the point. “Anyway, I was just wondering if you wanted to uh… see it.”
Finally, her eyes rise enough to make contact with yours, allowing a small smile to reach across your cheeks, an expression that Luster Dawn mirrors back. “Really? Would that be OK?” You nod silently, allowing her to exhale a breath of relief. “Then… Yeah. I think I’d like that.”
The moment you reach for your belt, though, Starlight blurts out, “I think you’ll really like it! It’s got a nice curve to it!”
“MOM!”
“STARLIGHT!”
Your wonderful girlfriend then rolls her eyes like she did nothing wrong. “Fine, fine,” she says. “I’ll stop talking now.”
Ironically, her mom’s outburst seems to have taken the tension away, like Luster Dawn has completely forgotten about her own insecurities while trying to ignore Starlight. That, however, means that you probably need to try not to blow it on your end.
Slowly, your belt slips out of the prongs and escapes the frame, making Luster Dawn gulp nervously as her eyes fixate on your lower torso. You try not to rush how quickly you pull the accessory out of your belt loops, but once it’s fully off of your pants, you waste no time reaching for the button at the base of your waist. You can see Luster Dawn’s chest expanding farther with each breath, and the moment your fingers start sliding your zipper down, her breathing seems to stop completely. Finally, you grab hold of both your pants and undergarments, sliding them down just far enough for your manhood to poke out the top, causing Luster Dawn’s eyes to go wide.
“Is…” you begin, your voice descending to a whisper. “Is it OK?”
Luster Dawn waits in silence, staring at the tip of your member before finally getting the courage to nod her head with confidence. “Yeah. Show me the rest.”
You give her a half-smile, shimmying the fabric down your legs in a manner similar to a striptease, and based on the way the filly’s grin grows wider the longer she stares, you can tell that her insecurities are starting to disappear. She seems almost entranced by your anatomy, examining it up and down, inspecting every detail, a sight which only causes you to grow longer, making her stare even harder. Finally, you step out of your pants completely and walk towards her, but when you thought she would step back nervously, she actually takes a step forward, closing the gap between you.
“You like it?” you ask quietly, making her giggle before finally looking into your eyes.
“Maybe,” she responds, giving you a youthful grin. “Would it be OK if I played with it a little?”
Where did her reservation from before go? Actually, now that you think about it, where did your reservation from before go? Maybe it’s just because she’s Starlight’s daughter, but you and Luster Dawn both seem to be thinking on the exact same wavelength right now. Well, might as well take advantage of it before you come back to your senses.
“Yeah. I think I’d like that.”
“Me too.”
Then, after the two of you share another smile, Luster Dawn lifts up her shaky hoof, reaches forward, and slowly grasps your manhood, practically bringing you over the edge from the very beginning. She’s obviously nervous, causing her to stop her momentum after every tug. Before she can get insecure again, however, you slowly move your hips back and forth in tandem with the way she strokes you, allowing her to look up with a smile as her hoof gradually finds a slow rhythm. This, however, leaves you with a new problem. How are you going to ask her to stop before you accidentally splooge all over her face?
“Am… Am I doing OK?” she asks, fluttering her eyelashes innocently.
“Y-yup!” you say, biting your lip and closing your eyes. “You’re definitely a natural at this.”
“Are you sure? It doesn’t look like you’re enjoying it.”
You’re trying not to enjoy it too much!
“You know what?” you say, pulling your cock out of her grip. “Why don’t we do you now? You’d enjoy that, right?”
Just as you’re about to turn Luster Dawn around to repay the favor, however, Starlight quickly intervenes, grabbing you by the arm and shaking her head. “Oh, uh-uh! It’s your birthday, Anon, which means that tonight is all about you.”
Dang it, Starlight! Can’t you read the room?!
“I don’t know, mom,” Luster says, rubbing her leg bashfully. “I don’t think I’m doing it right.”
“Here,” her mom replies, tugging her daughter closer. “Just watch me for a second. He loves it when I do this.”
You raise your eyebrow in curiosity, but immediately, Starlight falls to her knees, looking up at you while your dick rests along the curvature of her face. Right when you realize where she’s going with this, she turns her cheeks to the side, opening her mouth and letting her tongue slide along the edge of your shaft, again making you clench your fists to endure the pleasure. With one final flick of her tongue, the mare scoots back and lifts her hoof up, rubbing your skin back and forth while lathering the saliva that coats your cock. Starlight wasn’t kidding. You really do love it when she does this.
Then, after tugging your skin back and forth a few strokes, she once again lifts up her tongue and circles it around the head of your dick, slowly letting her tongue slide down the base of your shaft. Once she gets far enough, her lips slowly close around you, creating a suction as she pulls you with her mouth, gripping your skin and tugging you the other way. It feels so good, but not overbearing to the point where you need to brace yourself. There’s familiarity to it, allowing you to enjoy the moment without worrying about accidentally pumping your load into her mouth too soon. That’ll still happen pretty soon at this rate, but at least you’ll be able to enjoy it longer than when she did it to you the first time.
Right when you feel yourself getting lost in the flow of her mouth, however, she suddenly pulls away and wipes the spit from her mouth, leaving you with your mouth on the floor in disappointment, but she doesn’t even seem to notice you as she turns her attention towards her daughter.
“Alright, Luster Dawn! Now it’s your turn!”
The filly’s head shrinks into her shoulders as her face turns away with another bright blush. “I dunno. There’s no way I’ll be as good as you, and I don’t want to ruin Anon’s birthday.” You have no idea why her bashfulness turns you on, but your dick visibly bounces upwards with more blood flowing to it than ever.
“Oh, you’ll be fine!” says Starlight. “Why don’t you just give it a shot? I’ll tell you what. If Anon really doesn’t like it, then I’ll take over.”
Luster Dawn traces a circle on the floor with her hoof. “I… guess that’s fine. You’ll promise to tell me if I’m not doing a good job, won’t you, Anon?” Honestly, if she keeps this up, the bigger issue will be finishing too quickly, but regardless, you nod your head frantically, allowing a small smile to creep up on her face. “OK. I’ll try.”
You gulp as the filly takes a step forward, trying not to stare too hard and make the situation even more embarrassing for her. Once she arrives in front of your cock, her hoof steadily rises up to your shaft before she instinctively pulls it back to her chest.
“It’s OK, honey! It won’t bite!”
“Mooom!!”
Just as you’re about to snap at your dear, sweet girlfriend, however, Luster Dawn faces your dick again and gently grabs your skin, completely forgetting what she’s doing as she shakes her head at her mom. Her hoof quivers as it slowly moves back and forth, massaging your nerve endings while continuing to lather the dampness that her mother left before. The filly gulps, and finally, with her mouth slowly opening up, she squeezes her eyes closed and jerks her head forward, latching her lips around the head of your dick.
You have to mentally hold yourself back from unintentionally thrusting your hips deeper, but with your mind so preoccupied on your waist, you don’t even notice your hand moving behind Luster Dawn’s head. The filly then looks up at you to make sure she’s down OK, making your eyes fall into the back of your head as your hand gently nudges her closer. You don’t push her by any means, but with your guidance, Luster Dawn slowly allows more of your manhood into her mouth, delicately caressing your skin with her lips.
You can hear her breathing in deeply from her nose, almost as much as you can feel her exhaling it back out onto your pelvis. Once she gets to the end of her comfort zone, she slowly pulls back out with the tips of her teeth softly kneading you down the whole way. The minute she gets back to the edges of your head, however, she instinctively pulls the rest of the way out, still holding onto your shaft while she takes this chance to catch her breath.
“Am I doing OK so far, Daddy?”
Honestly, you’re too horny to answer her clearly right now, and with the nod of your head, you push your hips closer to her face. Thankfully, she takes the hint and continues where she left off before, moving her head back and forth, each time going faster than before. Then, once she finds a good rhythm with her mouth, she gets her hoof going too, showing off her youthful enthusiasm as she energetically tugs your shaft in two different directions. You can’t finish already. She just barely started! Still, though, if there’s one thing your penis is good at, it’s finishing prematurely. Besides, there’s still one trick you’ve learned since coming to Equestria…
“Hey, Luster. Can I ask you something?” The filly simply acknowledges you by looking up from your cock, never losing her girlish vigor, a sight that makes your pelvis physically tingle. “Feel free to say no if you want, but uh… C-can I cum in your mouth?”
Immediately, Luster Dawn pulls your dick out of her mouth, making you quickly regret asking such a stupid question in the first place. To your surprise, however, the unicorn filly’s eyebrow rise in curiosity.
“You mean it?” she asks. “I’m really doing that good?”
You then bring your hand up to rub the back of your neck just so you can play aloof instead of turning her off with how much you want to praise her dick-sucking abilities. Sure, she may still be awkward and inexperienced, but it’s actually kinda hot when she’s doing it.
“Yeah,” you respond probably as bashfully as her. “I just wanted to warn you so that it wasn’t a surprise.”
“It tastes like coconut water, by the way!”
You quickly turn to Starlight to give her the most aggravated stare you have, and then you look back down at Luster with the same timid smile as before. “Is… that OK?”
Luster Dawn thinks it over for a few moments before shrugging her shoulders, giving you an adorable grin. “I like coconuts.”
Should you tell her it’s more like salty coconut water?
...Nah. Maybe this way she’ll think of the beach when you explode in her mouth.
You then lift the base of your member, handing it to Luster Dawn as she places her hoof around it. Then, to your surprise, she lifts it up higher in the air and gives you a long lick up your shaft, coming down with her lips closing over your dick. Almost immediately, the two of you pick up where you were before, guiding her head back and forth as her mouth coats your cock with more and more of her saliva. Every time her mouth comes towards you, she goes a little bit deeper than before. Whereas before she could barely cover the head of your dick, now she’s taking in practically your entire shaft, squeezing her eyes closed as she gets all of your length down her throat.
Luster Dawn definitely doesn’t have the same kind of technical skills that her mom has, but she more than makes up for it with the amount of vigor she uses to go down on you, going at about twice the speed of a normal mare. There’s no way this is within her comfort zone, but the amount of tenacity she has in trying to make this the best night ever seems to help her get lost in the experience. If the look of determination in her eyes doesn’t get your cock pumping, the way her tongue delicately grazes the base of your shaft definitely does the trick.
Finally, you feel yourself getting close to that edge right where you’re about to creampie her mouth and warn her by gripping as much of her mane as possible. You’re not totally sure whether she gets the message, but the way she moves her head back and forth almost looks like she’s nodding. Then, once you feel your sympathetic nervous system begin to take over, you pull her as close to your pelvis as possible, pumping more seed into her throat than you initially expected. Her eyes go wide at first before she squeezes them together, gulping down your semen without so much as flinching, and once the initial two or three bursts are finished, you pull yourself out of her mouth, allowing the rest to lazily drip onto her face. Even though you’d like nothing more than to fill her mouth with your cum and see her show it off before swallowing the rest down, she probably needs to use this time to breathe. Besides, it’s not like you dislike seeing her face decorated in semen.
Once she knows you’re finished, she discreetly peeks one eye open, making sure she’s not going to accidentally go blind from sperm. Then, after making sure she’s good to get it off of her face, she brings her hoof up to her muzzle and wipes the excess orgasm away as best she can, licking the remains off of her hoof like frosting. You can’t help but pulse one last drop onto your carpet.
“So!” Starlight says, jumping in. “Did it taste like coconut water like I said?”
“It’s hard to say,” Luster says, gulping down whatever’s left in her throat. “It was more like moist, salty whipped cream.”
You scratch your head in confusion. “Wait. That’s good, right?”
The two girls then look at each other with the same expressions before breaking into laughter, and suddenly you wonder whether you should be self-conscious of the taste of your semen. “It… wasn’t as bad as I thought,” Luster says with a smile. “You did kinda surprise me, though! It almost went down the wrong pipe!!”
You blush bashfully. “Sorry. I guess I’d better give you more warning next time.”
“It’s fine. Did I do a good job?”
You give her a half-chuckle. “Oh, I’m sorry, was that not rhetorical? Did you not notice how big a load I just shot out?”
“Hey! It’s not like I would know! That was…” Luster Dawn looks away with a blush. “...my first time.”
There’s that look again, the one that gave you such a huge boner that you practically gave yourself a hernia just from a single orgasm. Speaking of which, maybe now would be the best time to teach her about that little trick you learned when you first landed on this horse planet.
“Then you wanna do it again?”
The filly’s jaw drops, trembling like she’s trying to make words come out but unable to do anything other than blink voraciously. Then, turning towards her mom, she asks, “Isn’t it supposed to take a while before they can do it again? I thought boys were supposed to have something called a ‘redactory period’ or something.”
Suddenly, Starlight raises a suspicious eyebrow. “Wait! Who taught you about that?”
Luster Dawn grits her teeth, looking out the corner of her eye as she obviously tries coming up with an excuse. “Uhhhh… A friend from school.”
“Which friend?”
“Ummm… Tart, Stack…”
“Who the fuck is Tart Stack?!”
“A friend from school.”
If you’re being honest, you’d be surprised if she didn’t learn it from a porn magazine, but only because Twilight hasn’t quite figured out how to make internet work in Equestria yet. Then you’re going to have an entirely new way to stash all the stuff you’re hiding from Starlight!
“Anyway!” Luster Dawn announces. “What about that refactory thing?”
You immediately give her a snide grin, lifting your shoulders back and puffing out your chest. “Normally, you’d be right, but I just so happen to have a super penis.”
“Mom, he just said ‘penis’.”
“He said ‘super penis’, honey.”
You quickly wave your hands to get their attention back on focus. “OK, let’s just forget about that thing I said. Anyway, my point is that ever since I came to Equestria, I can have multiple orgasms. I think it has something to do with magic or friendship or something.”
The two girls then look up at you in awe, not like you did something incredible, but more like they suddenly learned something very, very important. Then, running her tongue along her bottom teeth, Starlight quietly mutters, “Sooo you’re not finished, then?”
“I’ve only gotten warmed up.”
The two girls turn their faces towards each other and giggle into their hooves before looking up at you with feminine grins, Luster Dawn fluttering her eyelashes excessively. “In that case,” the younger says, “what were you hoping to do next?”
That’s honestly a good question. You’ve never been involved in a threeway before--at least that you were conscious for--so now that you have two girls and only one dick, what exactly do you do first? Fortunately, you don’t have to think hard to know what you want, but now the question is whether or not either one of them would be up for what you have in mind. There’s no way asking them would completely ruin the mood and make them want to stop for the entire night, is there?
“So, uh…” you begin, rubbing the back of your neck. “Either of you wanna try anal?”
Both girls then look at each other with the same sly smirk, and almost immediately, the two of them begin cracking up, holding onto their gut as they lean on each other to stay standing. You, on the other hand, are now wondering if you’re going to be going solo for the rest of the night.
“Oh, Anon,” Starlight says, wiping a tear from her eye. “You’re such a boy.”
You scratch your head in confusion. “Soooo does that mean yes, or…?”
Luster Dawn rolls her eyes. “What do you think, mom? It is his birthday, after all.”
“True,” the mother replies. “I guess there’s no harm in trying it out just this once. You go high and I’ll go low?”
“Mmmm. Sounds yummy.”
The two girls then face you again, and even though you’re still not one hundred percent sure what their plan is, they both walk towards you with devious grins. Once Luster Dawn arrives in front of you, she gently presses your chest, pushing you backwards until you fall flat on your butt, your back pressed against the wall behind you. Starlight then falls down by your crotch, using one hoof to gently rub you up and down while Luster Dawn continues moving closer. Suddenly, the filly’s privates are directly in front of your face, making you gulp as a sweat drips down your forehead.
“You like it?” she asks with a sadistic smile. You’re honestly so overwhelmed by the sudden stimulation that you don’t know how to respond with anything other than a nod. Then, with a quiet snicker, the filly lifts one of her legs over your shoulder, places her hoof against the back of your head and softly places your mouth against her vulva, where you instinctively give her a long lick up her lady lips. “Ahh! Ohhhh just like that, Daddy.”
Meanwhile, as your mouth begins to take away Luster Dawn’s virginity, Starlight runs her own tongue up your cock, making your back shiver so hard that Luster probably feels it in her uterus. She starts out with long, slow licks, but after a few moments of your whole pelvis clenching in pleasure, Starlight finally pulls her bangs out of the way and allows your entire phallus into her mouth at once. With everything that’s going on, you can hardly breathe, both from the amount your heart is beating and the sheer excess heat emanating from everyone’s body right now.
With one hand, you grab hold of Luster Dawn’s tail, gripping her with more force than you probably realize just to get some of the tension out of your body. Then, with the other hand, you grab Starlight’s mane, pressing her deeper into your crotch as you reflexively move it up in the overwhelming pleasure she’s giving you. You would be afraid of pushing Starlight too far, but this is child’s play compared to what you’ve done with her already, and if there’s one thing you’ve learned about your girlfriend, it’s the rougher the better.
Right when you can feel her tongue begin to reach down to your balls, though, Starlight pulls away entirely, leaving you not only with disappointment, but also with the feeling of the suddenly frigid room temperature around your cock. You’d be giving her a look right now if it weren’t for the absolutely delicious taste of Luster Dawn’s innocence dripping down your throat.
“What do you think, Anon?” your girlfriend asks. “Think you’re lubed up enough, or should I use my mouth some more?”
That… actually is a tough question. Not that you particularly care how much saliva’s on your dick, but rather would you prefer she continued her blowjob or started anal right away, both of which sound pretty good right now. Plus, it’s not exactly easy to think with her daughter pressing her crotch down on your face, her hooves resting on your shoulders as her breaths turn into gasps.
“What do you think, Luster?” she continues. Luster Dawn, however, slowly pulls her crotch off of your face, but only long enough to turn herself around and press it down on your mouth once more, facing her mom as your tongue reaches up towards her clitoris.
“Mmmm, I think you should put him in right now,” the younger replies, her shoulders pinching backwards once you find the nub at the top of her vulva. “Ahn! I think Anon agrees with me.”
In all honesty, it’s kind of hard to see what else is going on just from Luster Dawn’s tail in your eyes, but you can feel your girlfriend beginning to stand up, her hoof never leaving your shaft. The wait is agonizing, making it difficult to continue licking the filly despite how sultry her moans are becoming. Luckily, however, you don’t have to wait much longer, because in the next moment, you feel something surrounding your manhood, encompassing your length on the way down. It’s such a tight opening that you can barely believe you’re fitting inside, and once she lowers herself all the way down to your pelvis, you can feel her inner walls clench against you even tighter.
“How does it feel, mom?”
“Mmmm he’s so hard right now. I bet you’re feeling pretty good yourself right about now.”
“Ohhhh yeah. I can’t believe you’ve been doing this without me!”
“I wasn’t sure if you were ready, honey.”
“Ready? What girl isn’t ready to feel this good? Hahhhhh.”
The entire time the two of them talk, Starlight bounces on top of your dick, starting out with her butthole dragging along the skin of your shaft before finding a steady rhythm where she uses your cock as a pole vault. You can’t even lift your hips to help because as soon as you get feeling in your waist again, Starlight’s ass presses you back down to the floor. With your basically non-existent refractory period, you can legitimately cum whenever you want, but the feeling of edging for as long as you can with her anal walls gripping against you just sounds too enticing right now.
Starlight’s moans now begin to mimic Luster Dawn’s, only based on her experience, she knows how to let her voice trail off in a way that makes your legs tingle. Her daughter, however, gets louder with every flick of your tongue. What she lacks in experience, she makes up for in how high her voice can go, not only overpowering her mom in volume, but also in how easily her voice cracks with her rising pleasure.
“Ohhhh!” your girlfriend exclaims in ecstasy. “Baby, I can feel you getting bigger inside me.”
“Can I feel too?” asks her daughter, making Starlight chuckle between moans.
“Are you sure you want to stop what you’re doing? It looks like you’re having fun over there.”
“I am, but--Mm! Ahn. Ahn. I’ve just never… felt… a dick… befoooorrre. There. Right there. Ohhh, Daddy, you’re making me so wet.”
Starlight opens her mouth to speak, but right when she’s about to make sound come out, you slide your dick further into her asshole, causing her to exhale passionately instead. Her eyes squeeze closed as she bounces even harder, which you only partly see through Luster Dawn’s trembling legs.
“In a minute, honey,” Starlight says with a weak voice. “Once mama’s finished, you can do whatever you’d like with him.”
That basically means that it’s up to you whenever you want to switch holes, and if Luster Dawn’s pussy feels as good as it tastes, you might want to get started sooner than later. Still, though, it’s not exactly easy to think about your cock anywhere else right now, especially with Starlight rubbing her hips in circles on your pelvis after every few strokes. That, however, creates a paradox where you want to keep her bouncing on your dick forever while simultaneously craving the feeling of climaxing as hard as you can into her tight, little ponut hole.
“Ah. Ahhhh! Mom, I feel something hahhh!” Luster Dawn puts her hoof over her mouth, her lower body shaking more than ever like they could give out at any second. “I feel something happeniiiiing~! AH! AHHHH!!”
“Oh, honey! You’re about to cum for the first time!”
“Mom, I can’t hold it in anymore! I’m gonna… I’m gonna… AAAHHH!!!!”
Suddenly, Luster Dawn places both of her hooves onto your shoulders, arching her back as fluids begin streaming into your mouth. Her whole body convulses uncontrollably, but somehow, she manages to keep the most sensitive part of her body still while you continue sucking on her vulva, your tongue flicking across her clitoris as her vagina squirts down your throat. In your home world, something like this would probably be more enjoyable in idea than in actual practice, but in this world, her pussy tastes like liquid sugar, making your taste buds go crazy as your dick fights its own battle.
Hearing Luster Dawn scream in ecstasy seems to be turning on her mom just as much, who’s now forcing your cock as deep into her rectum as it’ll go, her hooves gripping into your legs as she begins screaming along. With all this stimulation going on, there’s no way you can handle it any longer. You quickly grab Starlight by the hips, pull her into your waist, and cum so hard that her back actually jolts in surprise. For the next few moments, literally everything around you disappears aside from the feeling of your cock flooding her insides. You can’t even tell anymore whether you’re throbbing inside her or she’s the one throbbing around you. Gradually, though, as you begin to see out your eyes again, you can see both happening at the same time as she leans forward, enjoying every last moment and happily taking in every last drop.
You really don’t want to cut her indulgence short, but unfortunately, you can only ejaculate for so long, and even though you can go all night, you’re legitimately starting to feel fatigue from your overworked urethra. Starlight made a promise, after all, so who are you to deny her daughter from what she’s been looking forward to all day?
“Alright, babe,” you say, weakly pulling yourself out of her butthole. “I think it’s time Luster Dawn had a turn.”
The aforementioned filly, meanwhile, stumbles forwards, trying to walk on all fours again while wobbling back and forth weakly. “Ugggghhhh,” she moans. “I don’t know, Anon. That felt really good, but I think I might need a little while before we do it again.”
“But honey,” her mom intervenes, pulling the rest of the way off of your shaft while dripping fluids from her anus. “Anon’s birthday is only for another hour!”
“So? We’re just gonna have sex every time he comes over anyway, right?”
You can already feel yourself growing again, even though Starlight doesn’t seem to be sharing the same expression. “Well… You see… The thing is…”
“Wait…” Luster Dawn backs away slowly. “Are you saying I only get to do it with him this once?”
“Luster Dawn, sweetie, Anon is my boyfriend. I’m only sharing him because I wanted to indulge him a little. After tonight, we’re going to go back to being a couple. You know… Just the two of us.”
You quickly switch glances between the two of them, seeing Starlight’s face grimace as Luster Dawn glares into her eyes. Then she turns to face you, making you gulp when you notice that her glare hasn’t disappeared. “Fine. Come on, Anon. If I only have you for a little while longer, then I wanna make the most of it.”
Before you completely understand what’s going on, Luster Dawn grabs you by the wrist and starts pulling you away, making you jump to your feet before she accidentally dislocates something important. You turn towards Starlight to give her an “I’m sorry” face, but she seems just as confused as you are. Then, after the filly manages to drag you into your bedroom, she uses her magic to slam the door behind you, looking up at you with desperation in her eyes.
“Luster Dawn, what’s going--”
“Fuck me, Daddy.”
Your jaw stammers before you can finally ask, “What?”
“Fuck me. Make my pussy hurt. I want to feel you inside me. Right now.”
Her answer makes you scratch your head in confusion. Your dick grows nonetheless, but you’re still confused. “OK? I thought your pussy already hurt.”
“Not enough. Please! I need you so bad right now!”
“But--”
Before you can cockblock yourself any further, however, the filly lifts herself up, wraps her hooves around your neck and places a hard, awkward kiss on your lips. You freeze up at first until your body relaxes enough to wrap your arms around her lower back, helping guide her lips around yours as she clumsily does her best to make the kiss good. Finally, once the kiss breaks, you can see her panting, placing her hoof to your lips as she shakes her head.
“Stop talking. Just put it in.”
This whole thing seems to be escalating pretty quickly, but she’s made up her mind much more definitively than you have. Pulling herself off of you, she turns around and lifts up her tail, showing off her nether lips, which are far smaller than her mom’s. You can only imagine how it’ll feel to be inside them, and thankfully, your dick agrees, allowing you to forget how sore it was a minute ago while you close the distance between the two of you.
You slowly bring your hand down to your shaft, slicing up and down her lower lips and making her coo softly. They’re so soft you could practically spend the whole night hotdogging her, but your mind, meanwhile, is on autopilot, which means that you barely waste another second before you feel yourself gradually slipping inside her, making her gasp femininely. That’s when you realize that even though she was practically begging you a second ago to boink her, this is still the first dick she’s ever had inside her, and she’s probably at least a little nervous.
“Hey, you doin’ OK?”
Luster Dawn doesn’t face you. Instead, she breathes heavily as your manhood goes a little bit further into her inner walls. Then, with the nod of her head, she looks back at you and says, “Yeah, I’m fine. Keep going.”
You’re less than convinced by her tone, but waiting any longer would just serve to make the situation that much more awkward for her. With more gentleness than you’re used to, you leisurely allow yourself deeper inside, feeling her cervix much more quickly than you expected. Luster Dawn, meanwhile, continues to breathe heavily, letting out small, quiet moans whenever you rub against her sensitive spots. Even though the feeling is familiar to what you’d normally get with her mom, Luster Dawn grips you in a unique way, giving you entirely different sensations despite her vagina basically doing the exact same thing.
“Does…” she begins, blushing profusely. “Does it feel OK?”
Seriously, someone needs to give her an award for being the cutest filly ever.
“Yeah, it feels amazing,” you say with a smile, which she happily mimics.
“Really? How about this?”
Suddenly, she backs up her hips even further, pressing you against the door behind you while giving you a sultry smirk that only serves to make you grow to practically twice the length you were before. If she wants to play like that, you’ll wipe the smirk right off of her face. Then, grabbing her by the hips, you start going at twice the speed as before, your balls practically slamming against her clit while her mouth turns into an O shape.
“How about now, Luster?” you ask sarcastically. “You still doing OK?”
“Deeper, Daddy! Your cock feels so good!”
After all the foreplay you’ve done tonight, you’re glad you can cut right to the chase this time. Pulling her by the tail, you slide yourself in until you hit her cervix again, making her tongue hang out of her mouth as her eyes practically fall into the back of her head. You’re putting so much energy into your thrusts that even you’re grunting at this point, but that only causes her insides to grip you tighter, making you fight harder to push yourself between her filly lips.
Before you know it, the room is echoing the sounds of Luster Dawn’s moans and the splashing between her thighs. Her natural lubricant completely coats your skin, which is probably the only thing allowing you to enter her at this point based on how tight she is on the inside. Even though your dick hurts from how much it’s stretching, the feeling of her pussy pulling your shaft makes you want to give her every inch you can possibly grow.
“Ahn! Yes! Yes! Mm~!”
You bite your lip as you feel your shaft twitch below. “Luster, if you keep moaning like that, you’re gonna make me finish already.”
“You mean it? Then what if I do this? AAAAAHHHHH!!!”
The filly’s voice breaks, hitting a pitch that you didn’t even hear during her orgasm earlier. It catches you so off guard that you actually jump, stopping your hips before the stimulation accidentally overwhelms you. “Seriously, Luster! You’re gonna make me cum!”
“Ah! Ah! I love your dick so much, Daddy! Give it to me! Put it all inside me!”
You try to hold back as much as you can, but even when you try to stop humping her, you can still feel your balls clenching up, getting ready to finish her off. There’s nothing you can do now. Finally, you dig your fingers into Luster Dawn’s waist and thrust your hips as fast as you can go, completely giving into your instincts and experiencing as much pleasure as you can before it’s over. Just a little bit more. Just a little… bit… more…
“Mmf!”
You bite down on your lip as your dick explodes with way more semen than you expected for your third time in one night. The filly’s back arches as she feels your manhood throbbing between her legs, panting femininely and wincing with every pulse. There’s no way her vagina was built to handle the amount of semen from someone like you, which becomes very apparent once you slip your dick in a little further just to see your seed dripping out the sides. Still, though, for her first time, she handled you like an absolute pro. It’s just a shame that this’ll probably be the last time you get to do this with her… Well, at least until next year.
Finally, once you’ve finished coating her insides, you pull yourself back out, wincing at the pain that comes from ejaculating three times within one hour. Luster Dawn, meanwhile, keeps her hips up while her legs shake weakly. You can only imagine how sensitive she is right now and how much it would hurt to move any part of her body.
“Ugghhhhhhh,” she moans, allowing her entire body to collapse. You hate to laugh based on how exhausted she probably is, but the way she’s acting is just too cute to resist.
“You feeling alright there?”
“Too good. I wish I’d known sooner so I could have prepared myself.”
You lift an eyebrow. “You mean with another guy?”
“No, I mean like with a hairbrush or something.” Again, you laugh, but Luster Dawn simply smirks, her eyes trailing off to the side as her smile gradually fades. “Hey, Anon? You weren’t just being nice to me, were you? You really thought I did OK?”
Now you’re the one with the smirk. “Luster, you were better than OK. I’m just sad that we won’t be able to do it together anymore.”
Once the statement leaves your mouth, though, the filly tilts her head to the side. “What are you talking about? We’re gonna do it all the time. We’re just not gonna tell my mom about it.”
Hang on… Isn’t that cheating? Before you can think too deeply, however, she gets up, places a hoof to your chest and lifts her face high enough to plant a small kiss on your lips, a kiss that’s far improved from the first one she tried tonight.
“It’s her own fault for introducing us in the first place.” Luster Dawn then adds a wink for good measure, which makes you suddenly remember something very important.
“Hey, could you not tell your mom about the whole… me cumming inside you thing? I think she’d get a little mad at me if she found out.”
The filly takes a minute for the message to register before giggling deviously into her hoof. “Looks like we’re both gonna have some secrets. Now let’s go back out there before my mom eats all the cake! I’m starving!”
You roll your eyes with a smile. This night has been hectic, unexpected, and probably the best night of your entire life. You have no idea how you’re going to thank Starlight for all the--
“Seriously, mom?! You actually ate all of it?!”
The moment the door opens, you see your darling girlfriend with her mouth full, chocolate smeared all over her lips, and standing next to an empty tray where the cake used to be. As you stare at her in shock, however, she simply smiles back and says with a mouth full of cake, “Happy birthday, sugar bear!”
