I just realized that I wasted the Author's note in the last chapter and didn't give what I promised, so here's a possibly recurring segment!

Welcome, welcome all! Today we have the Wheel of Morality! Our participants....Goji, Trixie, and Luna!

Goji wisely did not question the needs of you viewers, but of course Trixie and Luna were confused.

"The great and powerful Trixie does not have-" Trixie began.

To hell with your "great and powerful" stuff today, Ms. Twix, you are now at the mercy of I, the narrator! Mwahahaha-
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Still working on it.

Luna said something as well, but it was, unfortunately, not heard due to Trixie's indignant statement, and also because I'm too lazy to put in what she said anyway.

Now spin this wheel, and see what you get!

Goji turned the wheel with great strength despite his normal-looking arms. It nearly made the wheel fall off. Luckily, it didn't, and it slowed down until ending up in a blue section.

And that means we get some word of advice!

The wheel then served a fortune cookie. Luna broke it in half for the important paper, whilst Goji scarfed the cookie halves down. Trixie was offered a piece (before Goji ate it, get your minds out of the gutter!), but she turned it down.

Luna then read the fortune which is today's important lesson. "Tell math to solve its own frickin' problems for once. It's not a goddamn baby."

Luna was horrified to see such a vulgar statement, and refused to speak post reading the fortune. She's probably just acting out of character.

Goji looked at me, displeased. "Really? You stole something from those Facebook Minion memes? You truly are the lowest of scum."

He teleported himself along with his two mare contemporaries out of the game show.

Well, I suppose that's it for now.

Author's Note

This is filler for an Author's Note. Did you seriously expect another for here?

GS out.