Sunny Starscout beheld the sight before her.
She had just dodged the knives of a murderous pegasus, who somehow existed because why not (Bad writing alert!).
Sunny was short of breath, and the knife was about to stab her chest...
Then the spike appeared. A brown spike, approximately 6 feet tall, erupted out of the ground in front of her and blocked the knife. A voice, sounding like it was about three feet behind her said:

"You okay, kid?"

The orange Earth Pony turned quickly and saw a light blue, bipedal creature, wearing a cerulean hoodie/sweater with a white triangle insignia and yellow pockets, black shorts, and yellow shoes with untied dark blue laces. It sported cat-like ears, and had strange scars on its face. A dragon? No, it didn't have wings. But didn't young dragons lack wings too? No, the creature before her had a voice too old to be little. It was taller than her, too.

"Yeah," Sunny answered. "I'm fine."

The creature gave a sigh of relief. "Phew. I was afraid I didn't summon the spike in time.

"Wait...that was YOU?"

"Yup. Goji, spike and blaster extraordinaire. Pleasure to meet you...."

"Sunny Starscout. So, your name is Goji?"

Sunny was suddenly teleported to something suspiciously like a game show, hearing applause as the being named Goji stood behind a podium with a large screen above him that spelled out "CORRECT!" She was then carted back to reality.

"Eeyup. So, you on some magical journey or whatever Hasbro comes up with these days?

"I guess I'm kind of in a journey? I don't know about the rest of that."

"I'll join you either way. Something tells me speciesism is even stronger around here, and someone needs to be around for the more extreme cases," Goji shrugged. He looked at the script then glared at a hidden blue kirin, who simply gave an unsure smile and a thumbs up..sorta. Goji decided to reprimand the author later.

Sunny didn't know what to say, but she nodded anyway.

"Okie dokie. Now off to a better tomorrow!" Goji muttered something about....capitalism? Underhanded marketing ploys? GS? Huh, Sunny would have to ask later. For now, they journeyed toward a better tomorrow, as Goji had said.

Author's Note

This was a short chapter. Let me make it up to you with a Good Idea, Bad Idea segment.

Good idea: Have a tea party and a snack with a bear.

cut to Fluttershy having a tea party with a bear

Bad idea: be a tea party snack for a bear

cut to Izzy from G5 running away from a bear

Also, yes, Goji is basically just Godzilla and Sans chucked into a blender. Don't worry, I'll try to put it in my own ingredients to the mix to make him more original.

GodzillaSpino, out!