The Cherry Pop Chronicles: Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie couldn't sleep. Pinkie Pie had always had trouble sleeping on account of being an insane ball of super energy fueled by candy, but this time was worse because she was horny and there wasn't anything she could do about it. Sure she could have masturbated, but why would she do that when there were two gorgeous horses nearby who could satisfy her? Unfortunately it was night time and most of the girls had gone to bed, she didn't want to wake them up and there wasn't exactly a quiet way to have sex with a horse.

The only girl who was still up was Fluttershy, the only source of light in the barn being the screen of her laptop as she typed away. Pinkie was so bored that in the quietest whisper she could muster she just went "Fluttershy! Whatcha doin'?"

Fluttershy whispered back "I'm doing a blog post, go back to sleep".

Pinkie Pie sighed "But I'm soooooooo bored and I'm sooooooooo horny and -"

Fluttershy pushed a finger to Pinkie Pie's mouth before saying "If you go to back to sleep, then tomorrow you can get first dibs on Chester, Ripley and Spike. How does that sound?"

Pinkie Pie grinned and nodded, she was about to go back to trying to sleep when she had one last thought "Fluttershy! Last question I promise! Whatcha writin' 'bout?"

Fluttershy sighed and said "I'm writing a blog post telling girls how they should approach bestiality if they haven't lost their virginity yet"

Pinkie Pie said "Cool! OK Goodnight!" Fluttershy didn't respond. As Pinkie Pie drifted off to sleep, she began to dream about when she lost her virginity, she remembered it fondly.