The chaos of man

   I woke up and went along with my normal routine. When I was brushing my teeth I noticed that I needed to shave. So I thought to myself

"why not get my katana? I mean might need it later anyways and it's my katana I like it" so I put on some pants and went over to the everfree flying. The bad part was that I forgot that chaos didn't work at the border of my property so I started too fall when I got there. I muttered to myself "shit" and plummeted to the ground, luckily I was going fast enough that I started floating again about a foot from the ground.

"whew!"

     I sighed and looked around then I realized that I was actually nearly sitting on the sheathed sword. I quickly picked it up and started tuning toward home and after three yards I jumped and floated into my house. I then unsheathed the katana and started shaving. When I finished I sat down on the sofa in the living room that was placed in the corner facing it, when I heard a knock on the door. I opened it and saw pinkie armed with party supplies and one long word that was supposed to be a sentence

"hiimPinkiePieandimheartothrowyoua'welcometoponyvilleparty'anda'housewarming'partysoifyoudontmindcanistartputtingupthedecorations"

I stood there for a minuet trying to decipher what she said In less that a second what should have taken at least five seconds before saying

"sure you might want to move the furniture around first though so be my guest"

     After the word 'sure' she was through the door and setting up the banners and streamers. After that I went to the bathroom and put my sword in my bedroom. Soon she was done and a plethora of ponies came to my small cottage so I then thought "well with this many ponies i should make this an outdoor thing too" so I called over pinkie and said to her

"there are way too many ponies here maybe we should make have some of the party outside"

She agreed and we started setting up things outside. at one point I pulled a lawn chair out of midair and pinkie said,

" I thought I was the only one that could do that!"

 I replied

"well I guess that you are a master of chaos then"

And thought to myself "you know that would explain a lot " then she just went back to work and as if to prove that she could do the same as I she pulled out a table with some candy, chips, and dip on it and set it on the ground. Not to be outdone I summoned a full buffet of pony cuisine and placed it next to hers and then we looked around and then started to enjoy the party.

     Hours passed and the ponies of ponyville came to know me. Eventually the party ended and everyone went home (I'm not saying everypony because I'm not a pony nor is spike and there  was a griffin there for a while) I then went to my bedroom to go to sleep. I had a dream that night it was a strange dream.

I was in a square room that was about 20 square feet. The walls where stark white and the room was lit by a single candle that just stood there flickering. I was sitting in a fold-out chair in the center of the room at an plain aluminum table with nothing but the candle on it. Across from me sat a strange creature that was half woman half dragon and it looked menacing in the dim light. Then it said to me

"be careful what you wish for"

In a voice like a glass harp and a base guitar at the same time

The next day I was awoken by a knock on the door around 10:30. I put on some pants and headed to the door. the dream from last night popped into my head. I disregarded it as a dream that made no sense. Like the time I dreamed I woke up and was a girl. It was just nonsense. I got to the door and saw the cutie mark crusaders at my door. I immediately asked them

"looking for your cutie marks?"

Sweetie bell said

"yep we thought that maybe you could help us since you seem like a smart person."

Scootaloo added

"also we thought you might be able to show us some cool chaos tricks!"

I said

"well I'll just have to see what I can do there, so how about a chaos trick I call 'the rainbow dragon'?"

They all replied

"that sounds cool!"

I then floated high in the air and made a Chinese dragon shape around me that was rainbow in color. Then I flew straight down at them also flaming as I made my decent leaving a multicolor smoke trail on the way down and at the last second the dragon separated from me, split into 8 pieces that flew up into the air and exploded into a blazing spectacle of light ,smoke and magic. I now stood In front of the little ponies that just stared in awe. Wanting to move forward i then asked the crusaders

"well then as for your cutie marks I don't know one thing I know though is that although doing activities as a group Is fun, you all need to make sure you enjoy it and personally I believe that trying 100 things once will be less effective that finding something you enjoy, and preferably a non-destructive thing, and doing it 100 times and if you fail in that endeavor at least you had fun doing it. But I can make a list of activities for you if you want"

Afterwards i made a list. First of things they had done , next of things they haven't the later list went like this

1. Inventing

2.chaos

3.archery (don't ask me how to pull a bowstring with hooves)

4.potions/chemistry

5.architecture

Then they went off to try the things on the list. I then walked into town smiling...