Celestia sat on her throne, humming happily as she read the daily news. Nothign interesting today it appeared, other than a few monsters being caught by the royal guard. A guard suddenly came running in, his panting showing he had run a long way. Taking a second to breathe he bowed down before speaking.

"Your highness, one of the monsters we caught yesterday, well it can..." He trailed off a bit, struggling to find words.

"Relax my little pony, breathe deeply and tell me what it can do." She said, expecting it to be some sort of strange ability that the guards couldn't replicate.

"Well...It can speak." He spluttered out, sounding as though he was questioning the truth of his statement, "And it says it has a message for you." He continued.

Celestia blinked in shock at those words. This monster could speak, and wanted to speak with her. She frowned at what this could mean. Could it be an intellegient creature? Could it be a species not yet discovered that wished to make contact? Or could it be a terrible villain's henchpony, sent to threaten her.

"Bring it in." She said, her usually nice demeanour replaced by a stoic one, shocking some of her guards.

After a few minutes the doors opened.

Celestia silently prepared a stun spell.

All the guards tensed up gripping their weapons tighter.

"Fucking hell it stunk in there." A...Creature said, waving his shackled hands in front of his...Nose? It was hard to tell since its entire face and skin was a simple green, with the face containing no visible openings to talk, see, or smell. Although it looked like it's face was flat, slight bumps came out of the green face, of what Celestia could only assume were it's mouth and nose. Another peculiarity was that a large black question mark was placed smack bang in the middle of its...Face? It was so confusing. At least it's clothes could easily be identified as clothes, being a large brown trench coat, reaching down to it's ankles. It also wore dark brown jeans and a light brown fedora. It also stood on it's hind legs, which was even stranger.

"Creature, state your buisness in Equ-" Celestia began before beign cut off.

"Yeah, yeah, look I'm on a tight schedule because SOMEBODY decided to throw me in jail." It said, glaring down at the guards to either side of him. Celestia now noticed how tall he was as well, being almost double the size of a normal pony.

"Silence monster!" One of the guards yelled, holding a spear to his back threatiningly.

"For the last fucking time, how the fuck am I a monster!" It yelled back at the speaking guard.

The guard simply snorted and looked it up and down, "I mean, look at you, you're so..." He trailed of slightly, searching for the right word, "Unnatural." He continued, smirking.

"How the fuck am I unnatural! You got fucking Griffins here, you got manticores, and you're a fucking pony with a spear for crying out loud." The creature yelled back, unfazed by the guards that had pointed their spears at him threateningly.

"Enough!" Celestia yelled in the Royal Canterlot voice, silencing everypony. Turning to the creature she narrowed her eyes at it. "Speak your message quickly, I do not take kindly to monsters insulting my ponies." She continued threatiningly.

"Fine, fine, I'm just here to deliver a package." He said, reaching into his trench coat, and pulling out a box. He then promptly threw it at Celestia's hooves.

"Insolent fool! You dare throw something so carelessly at the sun goddess hooves like that!?" The guard beside her cried out in disgust.

"I don't believe in gods. Besides I've been outside the atmosphere, so I know your secret Celestia." It said confidently.

Celestia quickly shot a blast at the monster, hitting it square in the chest. However instead of sending it flying like a blast like that should have done, he simply groaned in pain falling to his knees.

It chuckled slightly, blood falling out of its mouth as it did. How though? She hadn't even put that much power into her spell, and yet he was on his knees on deaths door. He coughed once again, a chunk of...something coming out and hitting the floor.

"Welp, thanks a lot author." It said, shaking it's head. "Fucking lazy bastard."

Meanwhile Celestia sat on the throne, looking down in shock at the blood on her carpet. Shaking herself out of vomiting from the sight of blood., she cast an analysis spell on him to reveal he was indeed dying.

"Heh, don't worry about 'Tia. To be honest I kinda expected this. The author doesn't necessarily like you, so he's just gonna use me as an excuse to kill you." The creature said, smiling as it looked back up at her, only confusing the Princess more.

"Who is the author?" She asked walking towards it. She stopped suddenly as the creature coughed up more blood.

"Hold up, how are you coughing up blood?" She asked, tilting her head in confusion.

The creature simply shrugged, "Just a way to show the audience I'm dying." It said, sighing as it looked down at what appeared to be a watch. "Welp, my time's up. See you in hell Celestia." It said, saluting as it collapsed to the ground.

A loud boom, suddenly sounded throughout the castle, as an explosion came from the toof above the creature, sending dust everywhere. Coughing, Celestia cleared her throat of dust while flapping her wings to clear away said dust, revealing a large blue beam surrounding the creatures body. The body soon disintegrated, the viisible particles flying upwards.

A loud voice suddenly came through the hole, sounding pretty angry. "Alright, which of you fuckers killed Anon!?" It yelled.

Gulping Celestia stepped up to the beam, stopping just outside the barrier of blue. Shaking slightly, she replied, "I did, and I am very sorry for it. If he was your friend I take full responsibility."

After a few minutes of silence before a beam suddenly shot through the hole, angling toward her neck, yelling in faer she raised a shield to block it...But too late, as a jolt of pain entered and exited her neck.

"Fuck you then!" The voice said as Celestia's vision began to fade, but not completely before she heard the words that would haunt her for the rest of her life(Literally),

"Kill them all!"

Canterlot burned, the fires being so bright you could see them from Griffonstone. Ponies screamed in the streets, as creatures from another realm marched through, killing them with their ungodly weapons. The fires burned into the night, and into the morning, only finally being extinguished once they ran out of fuel. The once great mountain city, reduced to ash, the only way to tell it was even there in the first place being the remains of the once tall stone walls, now reduced to the size of a small house. Nobody heard what had happened, or why it happened, but they knew it wasn't just limited to Canterlot.

All over the country, cities and towns burned, as this army of death marched, never leaving any survivors. Soon, after a few weeks, they disappeared, leaving the hellscape of Equestria behind. The Crystal Empire also fell, though much more silently than Equestria, with the snow silencing any rogue fires. Of all this though, one thing was clear.

Not a single pony was left alive...

Author's Note

Fuck this is a confusing chapter, but had no way to introduce this other than this, cause I have the writing skill of a fucking ape.