Juan thought to himself “well if there is a Forrest, why aren’t thou seen it thee?”, minutes later he came across a small, uninteresting Forrest, he walked for 501 miles through it, hunted the souls of poor people, and lived off solely plot convenience very witty stories.

Speaking of which....

You are reading Epic Story Part 2, the first action packed novel from your man CumCock.

Midway through the great Forrest, Juan encountered the Temple of the cum gods, he broke inside to pay his respect to his great forebearers, however, found jet pack equipped starlight glimmer in it.

“Oi crikeys pal you’re hard” said Juan.

“I always am” said Starlight.

Juan grabbed a knife from his back pocket and stabbed her in the neck, briefly dazed, she charged back at him with the aid of hellfire demons of the oferworlds Kgjamp.

“I WILL NEVER FORGET MY MOTHER, EVERY DAY, EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS WHEN I WAS 20 SHE WOULD TELL ME GOOD THINGS AND ENCOURAGE MY GREAT RULERSHIP, AND YOU DESECREATE HER LEGACY, THOU CRETIN, THOU SHALL BE DEATH SOON I SAY, BUT BEFORE THAT WE WILL MAKE THIS AN OUTING TO REMEMBER” Starlohht screeched, quietly.

The two then got in the nearby helicopter and fired on local civilians, starlight then died.

“MOTHER I WAS NOT ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH THE MISSION”, STARLIGHT SAID calmly.

Ok, anyways.

At the end of the Forrest he encountered a strange, ominous noise in the Forrest, upon close and througough evaluation, it turned out to be the sounds of a distressed deer called velvedere, Juan thought “hm. Guess you ought die tonight you spastic underling”, he then ate it, it was sub par.

Later that day he was crowned prince of the Forrest number 2 by Luna, but she was the one who revived him, this made many accuse the equestrian government of being a deep state racist organisation, and it promptly collapsed, Juan, eager to spread his influence in this age of chaos, visited his former friend Twilight Sparkle, with a bold and daring plan.

“Oi cunt I have a cunning plan, we divide the Land between us and Luna, and violently anally ravage her in her sleep, shell enjoy it so she’ll give us the land again.

“Oi fuck you shortface”, Juan said agreeably.
“Thou aren’t worthy of being thy leader, thou art dumb!” Twilight rebutted.

This continued for a few dozen moons until Twilight decided to join Juan in the epic quest to secure the land.

In reality is was all a ploy, Twilight was assigned secretariat of the Juanese Workers Heavenly Lovers of Freedom and Patriotic Horses (the JAHLFPH), whilst he went on a holy crusade to save codename snaejon.

He set off into the land of the flying shark peoples, a mythically organisation of ground based mice centaurs, who ruled the famed Mt Ponaya active volcano, on first arrival he was murdered, however thanks to some quick thinking, he lived, he then went on a pacification campaign (in reality a forced cultural genocide) and conquered the land, however, destiny had a different cause, he died one week later.

However

You are watching, Epic story part 2.

Juan had a child with the deer from earlier on, called Juan the Brave and Glorious, Great and Powerful, Princess and Prince of all the Forrest’s, saviour of the land, the second.

Juan 2 set out on a different path than his father, instead of embracing edginess trying to revive Snaejon, he instead went on a holy crusade to kill princess cadance.

“I do not consent to this”, Cadance said, furiously.

“You do yet now don’t you you spastic weird overrated cum rag dumpster fire, spicther guzzling mutant wombat, trisexual deviant, now perish”, Juan 2 said.

And with that, Cadance’s neck imploded as the sheer wait of his speech made her bust a lung, however before she died, she said.

“Actually pretty big fan also the lamppost has the chromium reserves go get that bro”.

“Oh, sorry about that”, Juan said happily.

“K whatever nerd, catch you in hell” Cadance said back, disagreeably.

Juan then left the scene.

“Oi fuck twilight we gotta go fuck up the lamppost”, Juan said eagerly

“🐍🦑🐙🐢” Twilight replied

“Shoot back at him then.” An ominous voice said.

And so they set off again.

Multiple decades later....

“Oi twilight”
“Ya?”
“This is canyon”
“Ya”
“Want to go through the canyon”
“Hello”

And so they went through the canyon.

And then another.

And then another.

And then another.

Until they reached the lands of Amogus,

“AL BAQARA HENAN SHKEA”

“Oi wtf bro hacks confirmed reported” Juan said sadly.

And now, epic story, part 2, the sequel to desolate Forrest full of trees.

Both twilight and Juan 2 were captured by the Amogusi tribe.

“Oi bro were fucking hammed in the basket hmmm?”, Twilight said.

“No escpapin’ or wae gon fuck up, you do not know the way” the Guard of Amogus camp 1 said.

“Oh fuck I read about this in the two sister journal, the famed concentration camps of Amogus, lovely place, really, just look at the pool!”

Juan proceeds to jump into the pool, instantly teleporting him to the 20 maze formation.

“THOU SHANT NOT DIE IN THEES MAZE” a cheerful voice said.

It was him.

“Shan’t it be mare on the market?” Pinkie pie said

King Amgous the 5002th of wales.

Juan spent a while trying to escape, luckily twilight came and she had wings so they flew away, amateurs. “So where to now then?” Juan said. “Shit if I know, maybe the humanoidians” Twilight said in a exceptional desperate voice. “Hmmm, let us walk then” Juan said agreeably. “Isn’t as if we have wings, anyways” and the two walked for a while.

Meanwhile.

“Prince amogous! Twilight sparkle is here to join our side” the large talking dog said.

“Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton Cotton“ Prince Amgous said.

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He had mild drugs, this made him nonsensical, in a clever, intellectual way, what he was referring to was the ancient cotton trade between amogian lands and equestria via the great canoe, the national boat of the two nations is the canoe, they bonded over this, and lead to the creations of the royal sisters, the canoe sisters in old Amogian.

Amohia was once a thriving place, full of cotton stores, cotton dealers, the cotton trade, the cottonangular trade, the cottonese civil war, the cotton rebellion, the 3 cottons war, and the cotton intercourse war, all of which killed a combined 58@); people.

The theme song then plays for Juan.

Temgachi l
Monami
Konami
Nanemo
Nanemo

It then ended.

Tired and sexually frustratedly Juan went to bed that night a happy and fulfilled dog, he would never lick his balls again.

Author's Note

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