Juan walked over to his newly gained alley, Prince Amogus of the Amogese lands, wearing a body suit inscribed with the letters 666.

“Owo a sinner thou art?” Amogus said eagerly.
“Da, just like Ma used to say, AIDS is not funny”, Juan said back, beckoning with hostility.
“Ah, such formal speak is pleasuring, May I propose a political union”, Amogus said, calmly.
“Well sure” Juan said.

Juan went on a holy tour of his new land, preaching the word of the lord and vanquishing all the sinners, he gained the allegiance of the flying shark people and together, planned an invasion of the lands claimed by prince Amongous, the 5002th ruler of the amogian lands.

“Art cum thou shsihapinga imum 120, cameo, Mike Tyson”, Amogus said.
“Ah yes, the famous 394 dash line of the ancestors” Juan said.
“It was my families great honour to have ruled over this land in past, not by cum extracted, but by lineage, we ruled the ponazon, we ruled fillmanejaro, we ruled everything, whether it be his father, or his father, or his father, or his father, or his father, or his father, we still ruled, we knew the way, and the enemies, didn’t.” Amogus said, furiously.

The crowd then applauded the two horses like there was no tomorrow, they died of heat exhaustion later, as the air conditioner was off.

The theme of Juan then played:
Temgachi l
Monami
Konami
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This is Epic Story, part 3, the first action packed novel by your man CumCock, and now, Epic Story, the war.

In all the seconds they’d been gone from celestia grave, they had forgotten, she was the mouse and they were the springtrap, ready to be tuned to the mass likings, the love was gone, and celestia was still dead.

“Art thou bro of thou art dumb thou art dumb cum imum Ezra?” Luna said curiously.
“Thank you very much” Juan said back, lovingly.

But then Twilight walks into the room with a shotgun.

“OI YOU CHEATED IN ME, RACIST FUCKER I WILL END YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUUUUYUUUUUUUUUUUUU” Twilight said, calmly.
“Oi fuck twilight gonna get us rekt the big t8me if we shant’nt Team up to defeat this great monster” Juan said to Luna.
“ART THOU RULE BRITANNIA” Luna says joyously.

A firce due, then starts, the shotgun was a toy from the local hasbro store, speaking of which.

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Twilight cuts Juans left leg off, he falls to the ground, she had finally beaten Juan Tamara Rodriguez.

But wait! He is still alive.

Juan goes on a melee with his wings and crashes into every building in canterlot, pummelling Twilight’s now very red body into them.

“THIS IS FOR MOTHER YOU PIG BIG” Juan says strictly.
“Bro I never killed her, **he** did” Twilight says confusedly.
“HIM?! I WILL RAZE THE MULTIVERSE TO DESTROY HIS ASS” Juan says angrily.

Both sides retreat for a refreshing cup of American soup at the tasty treat, now bought out by local government companies.

“Velcome to zen tasting treat” Corander Cumin says sadly”.

“Oi luv nice place I can just feel the freedom in here” Juan says.

“America is number 1” Coranda says.

The soul was nice, if very greasy, Juan uses his 20 dollars of gift cards to buy endless refunds, they were quite good though, he said they were probably 9/10 if the milk wasnt included.

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“OI LUV GHEYVE BROKEN THROUGH OUR LINES AND WE ARE GOING TO DIE THIS IS PANIC” Generic army Sargent 1 says.
“Brb I need a ciggerte” Juan says.

Juan then flies over, setting 50 world records on the way, he takes out 50 enemies by sheer will power, and then another 200 by repeat anti air combos, he then gets his personal anti air truck, and fires on the enemy city, accidentally missing the military and only hitting the housing estate, luckily, only 20000 were killed out of a population of 500, war refugees do that.

And there in lies the beauty of this scene, we can see Juan 2 descend from an upstanding, brave, defender of justice and honour, into a cold blooded thief warlord tyrant who only cares about protecting his rank and being a sexual deviant, this, this is sin, and he will pay the price.

SUDDENLY A LARGE ROC FLIES DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS.

“KAKKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKKAKAAKKAKAKKAKAKAKKA AKAKAKAKKAKAM AK K AKMAK A K A KAKMKAMK AK A KAK AK K K AKA KAK AK K A KAK A KAK AK K AK A KAK AK A KKA K A KAK AK A” THE ROC SAYS

“ITS DWAYNE, RUN!” Juan says.

But it is too late, soon the roc is ascending to the heavens again, and now Juan is living in affordable housing, rather than a field tent, he complains about this, commits suicide mark 2, and gets to heaven part 2.

—JUAN THE THIRD—

Though not directly related to the Juan bloodline, Juan the third was still a dashing, intelligent, a brave individual, after hearing the news of his forebearers deaths, he vowed to unite the land and set up a coalition to kill the roc, and to restore order and peace to the nobility of old.

“GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS, THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS, CUM MINER, GRAND ADMIRAL, SUPREME TANK COMMANDER, AND AA TRUCK HALF CYBORD, ASKS FOR YOUR SERVICES, WHAT WE HAVE SEEN TODAY HAS BEEN A COLLOSAL MILTARY DEFEAT, MADE WORSE BY THE FACT, THAT DESPITE HIS GREAT CRIMES, HE IS STILL UNTOUCHED, I CALL UPON YOU ALL, TO BAND TOGETHER AS ONE, AND DESTROY THE ROC, WE WILL ACCEPT ANYONE IN THIS GREAT PATRIOTIC ACT OF VENGEANCE, AND THE ONE TO BRING ME HIS HEAD WILL BE AWARDED WELL, LONG LIVE EMPEROR JUAN THE THIRD!” Juans letter to the warlords says.

“Very good speech, my guy” Prince Amogus says.

“Thx bro just spent 20 minutes writing that” Juan says back.

Meanwhile.

“Hey so Juan is back and wants to take us out big time.” The messenger pony says.
“That’s what they all say” a mysterious voice says.
“But he already owns the great south lands” messenger pony rebates.
“Hmph, this Juan fellow may be quite the obstacle” Fluttershy says.

She then has angry lesbian sex with herself, laughing maniacally, getting off to the mere thought of fucking up Juan.

What will happen next! Will Juan III be victorious against the roc? Will fluttershy fuck him up? Find out next t8me on the epic story!

Author's Note

Yo guys get this when writing this, I was petting my dog.