The Adventures of Twilight and Boxer Anon
>It has been 6 months since you were transported to Equestria
>Back on Earth you were the average guy that liked to box and play vidya
>You even had a trainer at a boxing club
>after the shock of being transported to a land of talking, candy colored, marshmallow ponies you got to know the mane six and most of ponyville
>You've been sleeping on a mat on the floor at Twilight's house ever since
>It's the best she can do
>no cause magic
>FINE
>You've been sleeping on a bed in a separate room in Twilight's house ever since
>Sometimes you like to read one of Twilight's books to pass time
>There have been nights where you couldn't help but hear this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM9jOjkYOjI over and over while thinking about life back on Earth and how people out there are probably still wondering what happened to you
>Sleep has always been hard to accomplish
>Although Twilight's studying late at night surprisingly calms you
>Today is a big day
>For today, Twilight has a new client over to rent a pretty big load of books
>He never said why but Twilight just assumed it was for a school
>You agreed to help tighty up the place since Spike has been visiting Rarity's residence quite often
>Twilight: "Anon, could you help me organize this section while I go ready the clients order?"
Uh sure.
>Fuck
>You hate organizing books
>They're always scattered around because Twilight never bothers to put them back in order
>Oh well
>*Knock* *Knock*
>Twilight: "I'll get it!"
>That must be the client
>Twilight opens the door to reveal a white Pegasus with a brown mane
>Why would a Pegasus need books?
>Twilight: "Hello! You must be the client hehe... Please come in!"
>Twilight is nervous as fuck
>She's trying her best to smile but she's over doing it
>The White Pegasus, feeling obliged to do so, comes inside through the door
>Client: "Greetings! *He and Twilight shake hooves* My name is Professor Abrisio, but you can call me Terrence. You must be Miss Twilight Sparkle correct?"
>Wait what? A Professor Pegasus?
>Twilight: "Yes I'm Twilight!"
>Twilight blushed when the Professor called her "Miss Twilight Sparkle"
>Terrence: "So I assume you have my order ready."
>Twilight: "Yes! Of course! Anon, get the books!"
>Oh right
>The Purple Unicorn is too busy "entertaining our guest" to get his books
>You get the Client's books and place them on the table
Here you go sir.
>Terrence: "Please, call me Terrence."
Uhh sure... Terrence...
>Twilight and the Professor have been chatting for hours now
>You decide to stay in your room and read a book until the Client leaves
>Terrence: "Oh my it is getting late. Although I wouldn't mind staying here with a beautiful mare like yourself."
>Twilight giggles
>Oh god this is worse than a soap opera
>Why doesn't he just leave he got his books
>Something about this guy feels off
>Twilight: "I'm surprised you're not freaked out about Anon."
>Terrence: "Well I have read about humans. But I never thought I would see one in my life. *chuckles*"
>The sun is already down
>Terrence: "So when does your assistant get off work? Do you ever give him breaks?"
>Twilight: "What? Anon's not my assistant he's just a friend. He lives here"
>Terrence: "Goodness he lives here?"
>Twilight: "Yes... Why does that matter?"
>Terrence: "I just feel that we could have a more private time together."
>Twilight: "Well Anon's in his room he won't bother us..."
>You listen to this song in your mp3 player http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RskKUPPmaI
>That mp3 player was the only thing you had on you besides your clothes and boxing gear before you were transported to Equestria
>You don't want to give up your mp3 player just to have technology in Equestria
>Technology here would probably do more harm than good anyway
>At least for now
>You put on your boxing wraps because damn they feel good
>You're lying on your bed punching the air above you out of boredom
>All of a sudden you hear a loud thud sound
>And then...
>Twilight: "ANON!!!"
>Wtf?
>You burst through your door and rush to where they were chatting
>You couldn't believe your eyes
>Terrence has his hoof on Twilight's mouth with a knife in his other hoof
>What kind of fucker pretends to be a Professor just to kill a Librarian?
>With all your rage built up you rush to the scene
>You can see the fear in Terrence's eyes as you rush to him
>You grab Terrence by his neck and throw him to the ground
>You jump on top of him and beat his face in with your strong arm
>You shout in his face
WHY TWILIGHT!?!?
>You punch him again and again
WHY HER!??!
>You realize he's unconscious
>You look over to check on Twilight
>She's crying now but luckily she wasn't hurt
>You go over to her
It's ok Twilight... It's ok...
>Twilight hugs you, crying in your chest
>You're holding her now
>Both of you are shocked that Twilight was almost killed
Twilight, can you use your magic to call for help?
>Twilight: "No.. I mean I can't use my magic at all... He poisoned me..."
...
>There's no time to be angry right now, you need to act
>Twilight: "Anon, why don't you get help?!"
No Twilight, I'm not leaving you here.
>Twilight: "But..."
Go get help and come back here ASAP ok?
>Twilight: "Ok... I promise I'll be back quick!"
Ok...
>She gets up and gallops out the door, looking for the fastest p0ny in Ponyville
>Now you're just sitting there watching Terrence and making sure he doesn't wake up without a surprise
>Twilight is searching all over ponyville as fast she can
>It's still night time and pretty dark outside
>Normally Twilight would cast a light spell but
>No magic
>While Twilight is making her search, she spots a cyan Pegasus napping in a tree
>Twilight: "RAINBOW DASH!"
>Rainbow Dash: "Wha... What?"
>Twilight: "You have to get help! I was just attacked by someone and he poisoned me so I can't do any magic... Anon knocked him out and he's unconscious in my Tree House and Anon's watching him. Get the authorities!"
>Rainbow Dash: "On it!"
>And with that Rainbow Dash gets up on her hind hooves, gives a salute, and flies off like a speeding bullet
>Twilight heads back to her home
>When she arrives she notices you and Terrence are in the same positions that you were in when she left
>All of a sudden Celestia with her guards and Zecora with an antidote out of fucking no where
That was fast
>Twilight: "Princess Celestia!"
>Celestia: "I came here as soon as I heard the news."
Shouldn't you be rising the moon or something
>Celestia: "No my dear Anon, that's Luna's job."
Oh...
>Twilight: "I thought I told you this!"
Sorry?!
>Celestia: "Now where is the one who attacked Twilight?"
>Both you and Twilight point at Terrence
>Celestia and her guards chain him up and inspect him
>Zecora approaches Twilight with the antidote
>Zecora: "Take this you should, Twilight, or you will have one bad night."
That was a really bad rhyme
>Zecora: "And I suppose you can rhyme all the time?"
That one was horrible
>Zecora: "..."
>You grin
>Zecora leaves while mumbling various profanity under her breath
>Twilight takes the antidote
>By the look of her face it doesn't seem to taste very good
>Her magic capabilities are instantly restored
>Celestia: "It is what I had feared."
>You and Twilight: "What is it?"
>Celestia: "Recently we've gotten a lot of reports of dead Librarians all over Equestria. Each time there was a white feather placed on their lips. The feathers match with Terrence's. He's the serial killer we've been after."
...
>Well that doesn't sound good
>Twilight is stunned by the news
>She's tearing up
>Why didn't anyone warn her...
>That must make Twilight the only Librarian in Equestria
>That's going to be hard on her
>She doesn't deserve this
>Twilight: "Why didn't you tell me I was in danger?!"
>Celestia: "I'm sorry Twilight... We didn't want to cause panic..."
CAUSE PANIC? SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE AND YOU DON'T WANT TO "CAUSE PANIC"??
>Celestia: "Please calm down... Our system isn't as perfect as yours probably was."
Our "system" was never perfect but dammit it could've handled this better than yours.
>Celestia: "To be honest we figured Twilight could handle herself... And we didn't want to warn her because we thought it would scare him off."
Ugh, still that was a dick move.
>You calm down a little because this is something that would've been done back on Earth
>Although normally they would of had someone keep an eye on Twilight
>Oh let me guess that would've scared him off too
>Fucking jerks
>Twilight: "I probably could've if I had my magic, but he poisoned me..."
How did he poison you anyway?
>Twilight: "He slipped something in my cup which is why I dropped it after I took a sip. Then he pulled the knife out so I called for you..."
>So that's what that thud was
The glass one? Wow I'm surprised it didn't shatter.
>Twilight: "I told you that cup never breaks!"
>Terrence regains consciousness
>You go in for a punch but the guards won't let you
>Terrence: "WHERE AM I!? W-WHAT?
>He notices the chains around him and sees the Princess with her guards surrounding him
>Terrence: "Well shit..."
Dude, you suck at the whole serial killing thing.
>Terrence: "Oh but I assure you I will break out and I will kill your precious Unicorn."
Yeah you come back and my fist is gonna welcome your face.
>Terrence: "Fuck you."
>Celestia: "That's enough."
>Celestia and her guards leave the house with Terrence in chains
>Twilight: "I don't think we have to worry about him anymore... Celestia will keep him locked up forever I'm sure of it!"
Maybe... I just hope you're right.
The Adventures of Twilight and Boxer Anon
>You and Twilight have been relaxing on the couch ever since Celestia left with Terrence
>It's already long passed midnight
>At this point Twilight could fall asleep any second now
>You're having trouble staying awake too
>The night's cold air is being counteracted by the warmth of Twilight's fireplace
>You're lying on your back with your neck supported by a pillow on the arm of the couch
>Twilight is in the same position opposite of you, except she's lying on her side while holding a book with magic
>And before you know it, you fall asleep
>You find yourself walking down a hallway, surrounded by fellow humans
>They all seem to be shouting at you, but you can't hear any of them
>There's loud music coming from where you're walking to
>You look at yourself and notice you're wearing nothing but blue shorts, hand wraps similar to your boxing wraps and what appears to be a dirty red cloth tied around your left elbow
>What's with the red cloth?
>You move it around to reveal a giant scab across your inner elbow
>Well shit that's not gonna help me fight
>You tightly put the cloth back in its place
>A giant orb of light pulls you to a boxing arena, but not in the ring
>There's lights everywhere and tons of people
>including p0nies
>What the
>Someone is standing in the ring holding a mic and shouting to the crowd
>You can't make out anything he's saying
>Once he finishes he gets out of the arena and the same orb of light throws you into the ring
>On the other side of the ring you see your opponent
>You couldn't believe your eyes, but at the same time you're not questioning anything
>You're opponent is...
>A humanized version of
>...
>Terrence
>He's looking at you with a sadistic grin
>Terrence snaps his fingers and the lights move around the arena spotting Twilight in a cage behind Terrence's corner
>Out of no where this plays http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5JFGrysqm8
>Terrence: "I may or may not have poisoned her again. *chuckles*"
>She's crying for help, but you can't hear anything she's saying
TWILIGHT!!
>Terrence: "She can't hear you buddy."
>*Ding*
>You charge at him instantly, shouting with anger
>He charges too, and this time with no fear in his eyes
>He just has that sadistic look on him
>He lands an uppercut right on your chin
>And then a jab cross combo
>He swings with a hook but you duck under it and come up with a high uppercut
>You throw everything you have at him as fast as you can
>Jab Cross Left Hook Cross Left Hook Cross Left Uppercut Right Uppercut
>He just grins again
>wtf that would of knocked anyone back atleast
>He charges at you with open arms as if he's going to grab you
>You dodge at the right moment and swing up right in his chest, knocking the wind out of him hard
>You give him another combo
>Jab Right Hook Left Hook Cross Left Uppercut Right Uppercut Left Straight Right Straight
>You bruised him up a little
>But he just grins again
>He grabs your head with his left hand and punches you in your face with his right fist multiple times
>You can't get out of his grip and each punch damages you heavily
>He just punches you again and again
>You put your hand up to block but his punches still hurt
>You get another good look at the helpless Twilight in the cage
>You feel like all hope is lost
>But that doesn't stop you
>You fall to the ground then spring up with an uppercut knocking him down
>You caught him by surprise
>You rush in to bring the pain
>He just grins again and hooks your left arm right where the cloth is
>Cue slow mo effect
>It knocks the giant scab off of your skin
FUCK!
>You cry out in pain
>There's blood pouring out of your elbow
>At this point you could fall from exhaustion or blood lose
>You can hardly see
>You hear an odd buzzing sound in your ears
>But you won't give up
>You rush at him again fueled with anger
>He grabs you again
>This time he pulls out a knife
>He brings it to your neck
>You're punching him in his stomach trying to stop him
>But it does nothing
>He sticks the knife in you and slowly brings it around your neck
>You fall to the ground with blood dumping from your open neck and left elbow everywhere
>You wake up on the couch right after you fell to the ground
>The music has already stopped
>You take in a breath of reality
>Your heart is racing
>You're breathing heavily
>The feeling of life again feels intense
>You try hard to forget the horrid nightmare you just had
>It calms down when you notice Twilight is sleeping in your arms
>You're surprised she didn't sleep in her own bed
>You protect her after all, of course she's going to want to sleep in your arms
>She wakes up and looks at you with a smile
>You smile back
>She giggles
>You tighten your hold and get a whiff of her lavender scent
>She feels warm and relaxed, being in your arms
>She nuzzles on your chin and neck
>You lie back in thought about the purple unicorn in your arms
>You want to kiss her but you don't, being afraid she might reject you
>You want to date her but you can't, being afraid she might reject you
>So all you do is comfort her, hoping that some day you'll get the nerve to ask her out on a date
>You've thought about what that relationship might be like between you two, being a different species and all; Your thoughts always end in curiosity.
>You've even thought about the possible sex life you two would have, but that always ends in the same thing, curiosity.
>It's bright in the early morning
>Light shines through the windows and the air is fresh
>You get up and proceed on with your morning routine
>So does Twilight
>Twilight: "Hey Anon, I want to ask you something..."
What?
>There's a knock on the door
>Twilight:" Uhh hold on. I'll get it."
>It's Twilight's friends, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy
>They all walk in with worried looks
>Rarity: "Oh Twilight... You must be devastated!"
>Twilight: "No.. I'm fine now..."
>Applejack: "No you ain't, I reckon yer still in shock."
>Rainbow Dash: "Yeah that's why we came over. We wanted to make sure you were ok."
>Twilight: "Girls, I'm fine! Really!"
>Pinkie Pie: "Well I made these special cookies that I know you'll just love!"
>PP pulls out a giant plate of cookies out of no where
>Twilight: "Thanks Pinkie."
>You try one
>It's very sweet and chewy
>You take another
>Nothing like cookies for breakfast
>Everyone is chatting it up in Twilight's living room
>Rainbow Dash: "Hey Anon, I just wanted to say that what you did was really awesome, and we thank you for it."
>Rarity: "Yeah Anon, you saved Twilight's life!"
>Applejack: "We really appreciate what you did for our friend, Anon."
>Pinkie Pie: "Yeah that was really nice of you to save her!"
>Fluttershy: "Oh... If you weren't there... I'm just glad you were."
>Applejack: "Twilight, you should be thanking him!"
No need to thank me, really! I just did what I had to. It wasn't that hard.
>Applejack: "Well shucks, Twilight owes you a BJ Anon!"
>Twilight: "APPLEJACK!"
>Applejack: "What? I meant a big jack hehe..."
>Twilight: "Oh..."
What's a Big Jack?
>Applejack: "It's something me and my brother made, it's no doubt one of the hardiest pies you'll ever taste!"
I see.
>Pinkie Pie: "GROUP HUG!"
>PP pulls everyone including you in a big hug
>You're being suffocated with love
>You can't take it
>Too much love!
>TOO MUCH LOVE!
>The hug is over, and now you have a boner
>Dammit
>You sit on the couch and try to hide it with a pillow
>They'll never know!
>Although Twilight might know, she's seen you do it a few times and has asked about it
>What an awkward conversation that was
>Pinkie Pie: "So Twilight, how do you feel? Do you still feel mad or sad or upset or gloomy or or... Well, do you need a shoulder to cry on? Cus sometimes I need a shoulder to cry on and if something like this happened to me I'd be crying for weeks!"
>Twilight: "No Pinkie, like I said I'm fine!"
>Rainbow Dash: "Of course you're fine, you got Anon!"
Awww.
>You and Twilight hug
>About an hour later Twilight's friends leave
So Twilight, what did you want to ask me?
>Twilight: "I wanted to ask you if it's ok if my brother moves in."
Why are you asking me? Of course he can he's your brother.
>Twilight: "Well... It's just for a while... But you would have to move out because there's not enough space... And... I need some time alone with him. It's just for a little while! I swear!"
...
>You're devastated
>You feel betrayed
>You've never lived anywhere else or with anyone else in Equestria
>Why doesn't she want you around?
>Words won't even come out right now
>You're thoughts are nothing but why
>Get over yourself man
>She said it's for a little while
Where will I live?
>You say it like you just accepted a horrible fate
>Haven't you?
>Twilight: "I don't know... Maybe one of my friends will let you stay with them."
>You swallow sadness
When will I have to move out?
>Twilight: "My brother is moving in by the end of the week so I'd imagine around that time. Cadence said she's staying with Celestia. I hate to kick you out really! But this is something I must do..."
>You walk out Twilight's door
>Twilight: "Wait Anon! Wait!"
>She catches up with you
>Twilight: "You can stay for the last three days... Please... Stay for those days..."
Ok...
>You both walk back inside
