Author's Note

This SCP style chapter doesn't follow the usual rules of actual SCP entries but I wanted to add more information, personality, and ponify the chapter. If you notice anything particularly egregious let me know.

Hope you like this first extra chapter! Please comment with any suggestions, ideas, praise, or criticisms you think of, comments are what keep me motivated to keep writing!

File After One Month

SCP-2666-1/2 “Incubi" A.K.A. "Nonners and Codgy"

Note: While SCP-2666-1 and SCP-2666-2 are different enough that separate files on them would be maintained in normal circumstances all attempts to forcibly separate them have failed. While they do act independently and do not appear to share memories between them they will be classified under a single designation until further notice.

Object Class: Safe (Keter)

Note: Object class designation represents the difference between attempts at non-aggresive and forcible containment, see Addendum-2666-1/2-1

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2666-1/2 are to be housed in a minotaur style apartment containing one (1) kitchen, one (1) bathroom, one (1) living/dining area, and two (2) bedrooms furnished to their request within reason, see Addendum-2666-1/2-2 . Clothing may also be requested. Any questionable requests made by SCP-2666-1/2 are to go to site administration for review.

SCP-2666-1/2 is to be given omnivorous foodstuffs for eating or cooking upon request.(Staff is reminded that sneaking SCP-2666 additional food will result in reprimand.)

SCP-2666 is allowed to roam the freely and access Level 2 and lowers areas with a curfew of 2200 hours. Site staff may interact with SCP-2666-1/2 casually and contact with other sapient SCP's on the approved list is encouraged. Should either of SCP-2666 request access to a new 'weird alien thing' then the request can be made through the same channels as researchers, though administration reminds staff that they need to fill out form QQZ-B145 and NOT QQZ-A146. These privileges may be revoked if either SCP misbehaves.

Upon receiving approval from administration any member of staff wishing to do so may proposition and, upon receiving consent, may use one of the conjugal rooms located through the site with either or both of SCP-2666-1/2. This is a privilege and not a right and can be revoked at any time Agent Heartstrings. Any staff reporting illness after sexual contact with SCP-2666 are to report to the infirmary immediately.

Anything created by either anomaly is to be quarantined and observed for twenty-four (24) hours along with the recipient if it is a gift before either destruction or release.

In the event that either anomaly attempt to breach containment security personnel are to find their nearest S-Tier unicorn and have a temporary age-regression spell cast upon them. After which they will attempt to convince the breacher(s) to return to their containment unit. If convincing does not work they are to physically climb onto the anomaly(s) until they are eventually weighed down enough or exhausted enough to end their breach attempt.

Should this fail and the anomaly(s) reach Level 0 then Tactical Response Team Friendship is to be deployed.

Description: SCP-2666-1/2 are tall, bipedal ape-like creatures of extra-dimensional origin. Both claim to be males and have the equipment to back up that claim.

SCP-2666-1/2's birth names do not translate correctly to Equestrian, the closest being various words and phrases like 'disguised' and 'unknown'.

The front limbs terminate in dexterous hands with five (5) digits on each; four (4) fingers and one (1) opposable thumb. This gives the subject a powerful grip and the ability to manipulate objects with precision on par with an expert unicorn.

It’s bodily make-up is carbon-based similar to Equestrian life, but with no magic in their system. They stand at approximately twice the height of the average mare, though -1 is slightly taller than -2.

SCP-2666-1/2's weights have varied with their food intake similar to Equestrian creatures. SCP-2666-1 speaks rough but understandable Equestrian and a currently untranslated native language. SCP-2666-2 does not speak Equestrian and has shown no interest in learning. Instead SCP-2666-2 communicates with gestures and animalistic grunts. If put in a situation where more complex communication is required SCP-2666-2 will resort to writing down instructions in a flowing, artistic script designated SCP-2666-2-A and must be destroyed within twenty-four (24) hours and anypony that reads the script must be put under watch for the same time.

SCP-2666-1 and SCP-2666-2 are nearly identical in almost all respects except for their colouration. SCP-2666-1 is entirely paper white except for a few moles above his right glute and his pitch black irises. SCP-2666-2 is entirely green except for an odd, almost question mark shaped black birthmark that covers most of his face. SCP-2666-2 irises are a similar green to the anomaly's skin, though its pupil and sclera are coloured as expected from a mammal.

SCP-2666-1 was able to teach itself Equestrian when Dr. Sparkle insisted on attempting to teach the subject the language.

Overall intelligence of either anomaly is currently unknown due to purposeful dodging and undermining of tests. The ability to recognize the tests, even while they were disguised, suggests intelligence higher than the average pony.

SCP-2666-1/2 were collected by the Foundation after a field agent observed them following SCP-1927 on one of her extradimensional walks. When S.M.I.L.E. field agents confronted the subjects they responded with their anomalous abilities. First SCP-2666-1 "Cuddled" Field Agent Alpha Hoof, then both engaged in what they call "ßö'òp" which forces a pony to scrunch their snoot and back up several paces before holding still for between one (1) and three (3) seconds.

Although not indestructible, SCP-2666-1/2 has displayed a surprising resistance to damage and mental influence, but they heal at a rate equivalent to a pony if left unaided. Their lack of magic is theorized to assist in this. Their bodily strength and movement speed is notably higher than expected of a creature of it’s proportions, but not to a supernatural degree.

SCP-2666-1/2’s docile and affectionate temperaments have kept fear to a minimum, but their anomalous abilities leave room for abuse. SCP-2666-1/2 have been warned that abusing their powers will result in punishment and harsher containment. They have repeatedly come very close to having these harsher containment procedures enacted and only the fact that they have repeatedly demonstrated that they are not hostile and even protective of SCP personnel has stayed administration's hoof, see Incident-2666-1-1.

"It also helps that they've fucked three out of four Princesses on more than one occasion." - F.R.O.W.N. Operative Orange Apple

SCP-2666-1/2 possess numerous other anomalous powers that are still undergoing research and testing.

The most often used power is a general soothing effect on ponies transmitted via physical contact and listening to either SCP's voice. Effects linger for the next twenty-four (24) to seventy-two (72) hours after first exposure. Test subjects report feelings of comfort and contentment at their touch and presence, resulting in a relaxed bodily state and clearer if lethargic thought processing. SCP-2666-1/2, when asked, indicated that they were unaware of this property until told of it and cannot seem to turn it off.

SCP-2666-2 can accelerate and deepen the effect with purposeful petting and quiet or comforting speech. SCP-2666-1 mimics this effect in males. However, performing the above actions will imbue the subject with a primal need to mate if the subject in question is female. Notably said female does not feel the need to mate with the anomaly, simply the need to mate in general and multiple tests have indicated that any male that the subject female is attracted to will do as a partner. The effect does not induce estrus.

SCP-2666-2 can mimic the mating effect when he instead treats the pony slightly roughly, usually by gently pulling on the hair or tail, holding the pony down, or generally restricting their movement. He may also nip as the pony's neck or ears. This is expected as it mimics regular stallion mating habits (once you get them riled up, am I right girls?), however, the fact that SCP-2666-1 can invoke a state of desire with non-sexual actions is concerning. More testing is needed in this realm.

Dr. Sparkle theorizes that there could be numerous other anomalous effects depending on their emotional states and dispositions. Testing staff should note that Dr. Sparkle is not able to authorize her own experiments.

Ponies with minor illnesses and injuries were noted to recover at an increased rate after contact with either subject. Having both anomalies interact with patients does not increase healing more than a single anomaly does. Testing is ongoing for a passive healing effect.

Testing is still ongoing and information on this page may become outdated very quickly, if you are a staff member who will be interacting with either or both of SCP-2666-1/2 you are advised to speak with Dr. Sparkle or Agent Heartstrings before doing so.

Addendum-266-1/2-1: Fifteen (15) days after first containment SCP-2666-2 indicated that it wanted to go outside for some sun. When staff indicated that SCP-2666-2 could not leave the subject smiled, patted the staff member on their head (inducing a mild paralytic state, it is unknown if this was on purpose) and proceeded to the nearest stairwell and began climbing.

The alarm was raised when SCP-2666-2 entered Level 2 from the stairwell. It was raised by the staff member that SCP-2666-2 interacted with before his breach attempt. Security personnel on Level 2, not knowing that SCP-2666-2 was attempting breach began evacuating Staff on the floor and indicated that SCP-2666-2 should join enter one of the temporary holding cells that are located on every floor.

SCP-2666-2 ignored security and instead followed evacuating staff. When security attempted to intervene SCP-2666-2 used a previously undocumented ability by forcing security to "Halt movement" and "Take a relaxed and ready posture" (translation is inadequate here, subject's language conveys nuances through tone, facial expression, and body posture). Security personnel incapacitated in this way were unable to move or stand for fear of "being a bad girl" and "not getting any treats"

SCP-2666-2 was able to follow staff to their Level 0 rally point but quickly headed outside into Ponyville. SCP-2666-2 quickly came upon a filly by the name of Applebloom and made several high pitched noises. SCP-2666-2 scooped up the filly into his embrace where she was "cuddled".

Security found SCP-2666-2 a few minutes later and was able to coax him back into the facility with promises of more fillys. Applebloom's memory of the event was wiped by S.M.I.L.E. personnel. On the way back to his containment chamber SCP-2666-2 interacted with the security personnel stalled by his ability. He expressed shock that his ability worked but quickly released affected personnel, seemingly rewarding them for following his orders with more of his anomalous abilities included but not limited to "Ear Rubs" "Scritches" and "Kisses". Security personnel released in this way reported a feeling of nearly religious euphoria for the next twenty-four (24) hours but do not appear to be otherwise effected.

Addendum-266-1/2-2: When SCP-2666-1/2 were first contained they would receive three (3) omnivorous meals a day in accordance with standard procedure. Both anomalies expressed distaste for the food served continually until the site cooks had rotated through every recipe they knew. When given food prepared by Agent Orange Apple or Salmon Pastry they expressed delight, but indicated that such dishes would not be suitable to continual consumption.

Agent Orange Apple had to be restrained for nearly an hour after that comment.

When offered the ability to cook their own food both anomalies indicated that they were not considered good chefs but that they knew some of the culinary arts. However, once inside the kitchen the pair of anomalies worked with a flow and coordination reminiscent of ponies that have spent hours practicing their art.

The anomalies created three dishes which they allowed designated D-Class test subjects to sample before and after they consumed most of their dishes. Dishes included a "Pizza", "Burger", and "Taco"

Consumption of any part of any dish, including the cooked meat induced immediate and violent orgasm in the test subjects followed by an attempt by the subject to consume the entire dish and violent resisting of any attempt to interrupt said consumption.

All D-Class test subjects in the experiment became despondent after one hour, expressing that no food could ever compare. Subjects would become more and more depressed with every meal following exposure to the anomalies food and eventually all D-Class test subjects had to be Terminated for fear of their mental state deteriorating beyond our capabilities to mend.

Anomalies are not allowed to share any food they cook with any personnel except for Agent Salmon Pastry who accidentally consumed some of their foodstuffs but merely indicated, "it's not sugary enough." Dr. Sparkle theorizes that the Agent's own anomalous nature protects her from SCP-2666-1/2's.

Incident-2666-1-1: On Spring/18/6FE SCP-1298 breached containment due to a door lock fault and began a rampage through the site, injuring 2 personnel. SCP-1298 encountered SCP-2666-1 in the hallway just outside 2666's apartment. SCP-2666-1 lashed out in fright with a leg to SCP-1298’s primary head, dazing it. When SCP-1298 returned the attack with one of it’s sickle claws, targeting Researcher Fluttershy, SCP-2666-1 pushed her out of the way and took the attack with only a shallow gash where a pony would have been very badly hurt. SCP-2666-1 then proceeded to curse and beat SCP-1298 into submission with it’s hands despite SCP-1298’s struggles and cognitohazardous cries, which erode lower brain function and swiftly cause paralysis and pain, almost always resulting in required therapy. Staff equipped with sound-deadening ear muffs moved in and secured SCP-1298 while SCP-2666-1 was taken away and interviewed. SCP-2666-1 was shaken but suffered no long-term ill effects from the encounter while SCP-1298 has been unresponsive ever since. Researcher Fluttershy was treated for exposure to SCP-1298 and is expected to make a full recovery.