Oh God Oh Frick I’m Back on My Bullshit, and Just in Time for the May Pairing Contest. Huh, This Title Doesn’t Feel Long Enough. Haha That’s What She Said. Though We as a Society Really Ought To Stop Shaming People for Their Pool Noodle Size.
Pinkie & Tempest Blow [yay] up in the desert. Written for the May Pairing Contest, which is unfortunate for whoever has to judge this story. I'm so sorry, contest judge; you don't deserve this. I hope you find a quarter on the ground to make it up.
Pinkie & Tempest Blow sh
t up in the desert. Written for the May Pairing Contest, which is unfortunate for whoever has to judge this story. I'm so sorry, contest judge; you don't deserve this. I hope you find a quarter on the ground to make it up.
Art by Esmeia, who has lots of other great stuff on Derpibooru! Edit by me.
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