So, you're interested in my tale of adventure, are you?…Probably not. You were probably just looking through random stuff that has ponies to "fap" to and came across my story and said to yourself "Meh. I got time" Well, sadly, there's nothing in my story that meets your previous…"interests"…Then again, you DID search up for some "Pony Action", so maybe it'll actually help you "reach your goal" or whatever, you know?…Anyways, if you DID come to read my story, good for you! I mean, reading this story will make you sooooooo popular with the ladies, men, and/or both to your liking!…No, sorry, that's a lie too. The only people you're going to attract are pre-pubescent girls, guys fifteen to forty-three, and that creepy guy who sat in the corner in your fourth period, your freshman. What a creep, right? So, unless you're either Pedobear, a desperate woman, or me, reading this story will probably make you "twenty percent LESS cooler". Yes, I used that meme, shut up you nerds. You think of ponies doing it, don't judge me. So, if I haven't already turned you away, read my story. Like right now. I'm serious. Don't mess with me here, read it now….Thank you. Also, I just realized I used ALOT of periods right now…Well…Alright….Ok, now its getting pretty awkwar-WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS AND DON"T YOU DARE SAY IT WAS BECAUSE OF ME WRITING THIS DESCRIPTION! READ THE STORY NOW!…ok, now its getting more weird now…..Silence……..awkward……