Anon has seen it all and done it all, and that means that he has done every mare. Well, almost every mare. However, with all this experience behind him he only wants to go home. He finds out that the route back is for him and his soul mate to perform a ritual, but after finding out that none of the mares in Equestria are his perfect match by process of elimination, Anon has to set out on a final quest: to search among the stallions and find his perfect husband and his perfect way back home. (Mainly m/m, some of the stallions may get kinky, warning's in descriptions.) Cover Image by spainfisher.