Ch. 5 The Deception

Walter, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash got done talking as soon as Jesse started to stir from his nap. He let out a big, sudden yawn that scared Fluttershy into hiding behind the opposite couch. Jesse smacked a couple of times and opened his eyes.

"Aww man, that was such a good dream. Bitches everywhere."

He smiled as if he were in a daydream.

"How were you able to scare that dragon away? It was soo AWESOME!!"

Rainbow Dash eyed him with interest.

Jesse just rolled his eyes.

"Wasn't that hard, honestly even that yellow bi- I mean pony hiding behind the couch could have scared it off."

Rainbow Dash continued to admire her new hero adoringly. Walter suddenly lashed at Jesse.

"Jesse that was reckless behavior you could have gotten eaten! Do you have any common sense in that brain of yours?"

Jesse glared at Walter and Rainbow Dash joined in the glare too.

"Heisencolt. Jesse just saved our butts back there. If it wasn't for him we probably would have been killed."

Walter stunned at Rainbow Dash taking Jesse's side didn't reply but nodded. Jesse smiled with triumph behind Rainbow Dash as she continued her glare.

Suddenly an owl appeared, flying through the open window of the cottage. It was carrying a scroll wrapped with a red ribbon. Fluttershy appeared from behind the couch and took the scroll from the owl. "Is Twilight all right?" Fluttershy asked. The owl just replied with a hoo and flew back out the window. Fluttershy opened the scroll and read it to herself. The others watched her intently as she looked up from reading.

"We got an urgent message from Twilight for the elements of harmony to meet at her house."

"Wait let me see that." Rainbow Dash grabbed the scroll out of Fluttershy's hoof and read aloud.

"Dear friends, It's of absolute importance that you arrive at my house ASAP. Something awful has happened to the dimensions of this world and only the elements have the power to fix them."

Jesse looked at Walter.

"Mr. White do you think-"

"Shh Jesse lets just see where this goes."

Fluttershy looked frantic. "Oh my, Oh my. How bad do you think this is? We could all be in big danger. Oh my." She said scared but quietly.

Fluttershy looked back towards Jesse and Walter.

"It's not like we can just leave Heisencolt here with his partner. They still need their rest."

Walter quickly responded

"Oh no, not at all. We are fine honestly."

Rainbow Dash agreed.

"Yeah they look fine to me and i'm ok with Jesse coming with us to Twilight's."

She smiled at Jesse. Jesse gave nervous glances at Walter trying to signal him to speak up. Walter got the message. He directed his question at Fluttershy.

"If it's ok could we talk to your friend Twilight about our dilemma? Not only that but if the rest of the elements are going to be there I want to talk to AppleJack too about some other things."

"Well.. I don't see why not. Sure you can come along if you want. Rainbow Dash can you go on ahead and let Twilight know that some extra guests are coming?"

"Sure thing" Rainbow Dash gave one last admiring look at Jesse and took off out the window.

Walter smiled at Jesse. "Looks like someone has a fan club."

Jesse just frowned at Walter. "Yeah well whatever."

Walter chuckled and turned to Fluttershy.

“So about this Twilight.. Can she really help us with our problem?"

Fluttershy seemed to be kind of rushed

“I’m sorry Heisencolt but if the message really was urgent we have to leave immediately, but i’m sure that your questions will be answered when we get there.”

Walter nodded. “Sounds good to me.” Then, he put his brown jacket back on and Jesse joined him, putting his yellow jacket and beanie back on but before finally putting on his jacket he stopped. “Wait a minute I got an idea.” He went into the kitchen. “Jesse! What do you think your doing?” Walter exclaimed at his rudeness of keeping everypony waiting. “Just a sec i’m almost done.” Walter stamped his hoof impatiently and Fluttershy looked confused by Jesse’s unknown intention. Then, Jesse came out of the kitchen, he now had holes in his yellow jacket which exposed his wings. Walter examined the jacket closely. “A little sloppy don’t you think?” He remarked at the poor job Jesse did of cutting the holes. They were cut crookedly and at different angles.

“Look Mr. White it’s going to help us in the long run when I need to get us out of a tight spot. I mean it’s not like that pointless, gay horn is gonna help us out of a jam.”

Walter was enraged.

“Oh you think your a badass now because you scared off a cartoon dragon? I think I heard you say even Fluttershy could have done it!”

“Well Mr. White it’s not like you were doing anything besides standing around, looking like a little bi-”

“Please stop.” A meek voice interrupted.

Walter and Jesse both glanced at a trembling Fluttershy and suddenly they both looked down ashamed.

Walter apologized. “Sorry about that Fluttershy. Let’s go meet Twilight.”

Twilight Sparkle was pacing back and forth in her house, worried about the state of her dimension and possibly other dimensions affected by this tragedy. Spike was uncaringly eating from a bucket of ice cream, lounging on the living room chair.

“Twilight, I think your giving this a little too much thought. I mean, nothing really bad has happened like, a meteor hurdling towards Ponyville. Don’t you think your over exaggerating this a little bit?”

Twilight answered. “I know Princess Celestia said this wasn’t an emergency and it would probably be resolved in a few days, but the fact that it did happen puts me on edge. What if Discord is back and causing ruptures in dimensions.”

Twilight sped up her pacing, moving around in circles in intense thought. Spike watched her moving in circles and was getting dizzy. Suddenly Owlysus flew through the open window in the house and landed on her perch with a hoo. Twilight smiled “Owlysus were you able to deliver my messages?” Owlysus replied with a hoo.

Twilight turned to Spike “Good the others should be here in just a moment.”

“How are you able to understand what she says?”

Before Twilight could answer Spike’s question there was a knock on the door. “Coming.” Twilight replied heading towards the front door. She opened it to reveal Pinkie Pie, and AppleJack.

“Sorry about being late sugercube I was trying to find a friend of mine and return something to him.” AppleJack apologized.
“No your fine please come on in.”

AppleJack went into the house.

“WHAT’S THE EMERGENCY TWILIGHT!!? OH ARE WE HAVING ONE OF THOSE EMERGENCY PARTIES!!”

“No Pinkie.. Ow..” Twilight rubbed her ears from being yelled in. “And why are you yelling so loud.”

“BECAUSE YOUR SUPPOSED TO YELL IN EMERGENCIES AND PARTIES AND EMERGENCY PARTIES!!!!”

Pinkie Pie Smiled really big at Twilight. Twilight rubbed her ear and rolled her eyes.

“Come in but please, talk in your inside voice.”

“Which inside voice? THE PARTY INSIDE VOICE!! Or the EMERGENCY INSIDE VOICE!! Or the SeMi PaRtY SeMi EmErGeNcY InSiDe VoI-”

“Just your normal inside voice.” Twilight interrupted with a slight stern tone.

“Okey Dokey Lokey.” Pinkie Pie acknowledged and hopped into the house.

Everypony gathered into the center of the room. Pinkie Pie seemed to be in her own little world humming to herself While AppleJack, seemed to have important things on her mind.

“So Twi, what is this all about anyway? Something to do with dimensions or some other hootenanny.” AppleJack asked.
“I’ll explain when the others show up. I think all of you will want to hear this.”

Suddenly, Rainbow Dash flew right inside the open window at incredible speed and came into just as incredible a stop above the center of the room. Owlysus’ perch rocked a little from the change in wind speed and Owlysus flapped and hooed a little frantically while her head spun round and round in complete rotations, but settled down when the perch did.
Rainbow Dash landed in the middle of the room.

“Sorry about that. I had to get a message to you too, Fluttershy is on her way but is it ok if these other two ponies come over too? I mean they are pretty cool.. Well one is.. But like is it ok please?”

Rainbow Dash gave a pleading look at Twilight. Twilight looked a little confused.

“Well Rainbow Dash I don’t really know these ponies all too well and-”

“Wait a minute sugercube. Was one pony brown with a horn, no mane, and a red mustache?”

Rainbow Dash gave a surprised look at AppleJack and gave a wry smile.

“Wow that’s a little creepy.”

AppleJack, her suspicions confirmed, told Twilight. “It’s ok. These are good ponies and wouldn’t dare harm us.” Especially the rude one AppleJack thought to herself.

Twilight nodded with a smile. “Alright then, if they are friends of yours and Rainbow Dash’s then they are friends of mine.”
Pinkie Pie bouncing up and down exclaimed. “Wow bad news and new friends? Lets throw a BAD NEWS NEW FRIENDS PARTY!!!”

Everypony just rolled their eyes at Pinkie Pie.

Some time passed. Rainbow Dash was reading a book, Pinkie Pie was being.. Well Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle and AppleJack were busy talking about these new ponies that were about to show up. Spike of course was still eating ice cream and lounging on the chair along with a book in his hand. There was a knock at the door and Twilight stopped her pacing and went to answer it.

Fluttershy was at the door along with two other ponies that looked exactly as AppleJack had described them.

“Fluttershy come on in.”

“Thanks Twilight.” Fluttershy said going into the house.

“And you two must be the ponies that AppleJack mentioned.”

Walter looked gratified while Jesse seemed a little nervous.

“I’m happy you’ll have us. I promise we won’t intrude too much.” Walter said politely.

“Oh it’s no trouble at all really, come on in.”

As Walter and Jesse entered the house a blur of pink suddenly appeared in front of them.

“Oh wow!! New friends i’ve never met before!!”

Pinkie Pie turned and faced a certain direction and started talking as if to other people even though there was nobody there.

“You know what this means. Sing along if you know the words!”

Walter and Jesse looked at each other confused. Even more so when she pulled a colorful wagon inside from nowhere.

Welcome welcome welcome
A fine welcome to you
Welcome welcome welcome I say how do you do?
Welcome welcome welcome
I say hip hip hurray
Welcome welcome welcome to Ponyville today

She sang all of this while playing random instruments that she also seemed to bring inside from nowhere. Jesse and Walter looked at each other, then back to Pinkie Pie, both at a loss for words.

“Wait for it.” She said only adding even more confusion and awkward tension to the situation. Suddenly the wagon made a dinging noise and shot confetti at Walter and Jesse. Then it shot badder on Pinkie Pie, Then on Jesse and Walter.

“Oh whoops I always forget to put the cupcakes into the oven and the confetti in the confetti launcher sorry about that Walter and Jesse.” Pinkie said with a giggle.

Walter and Jesse shook the badder off of them, Jesse looked annoyed but Walter laughed.

“Oh it’s ok I actually thought it was pretty...” Walter than looked at Pinkie Pie with a sudden sense of alarm. “Wait a minute.. How do you know my-”

Twilight intervened. “Pinkie Pie I think that was a little much for our guests. Why don’t you eat ice cream with Spike and read a book while we wait on Rarity.”

“Okey Dokey Lokey.” Pinkie Pie bounded off.

“Pinkie Pie you are so random.” Was heard faintly in the background.

“Feel free to make yourselves at home too, AppleJack has been wanting to talk to you Heisencolt, and Jesse feel free to read a book in the mean time while we wait on our other friend.”

Jesse stated. “I’m not really a book person. I’ll just hang around with my partner.”

Rainbow Dash overheard this and looked down at her book. She closed it and put it to the side.

“Yeah i’m not really a book person either. I was just trying to pass time seeing how it’s the only thing to do around here.”

Walter and Jesse clopped over to AppleJack who seemed extremely intent on talking to Walter.

“AppleJack what seems to be the problem?”

AppleJack seemed unsure how to tell him at first but looked down at the floor as she started to speak.

“You know how I promised that nothing would happen to the RV?”

Walter suddenly looked scared but AppleJack quickly stated.

“No No.. It’s fine really.. It’s just that.. I went inside even though i’m sure you didn’t want me to. I was just so curious about what in tarnation was in there and.. I found this weird talking crystal and some other crystals.”

Walter and Jesse looked at each other with alarmed tension. Jesse suddenly went off on AppleJack

“You shouldn’t have messed with our work didn’t we tell you we could get fired!!? Do you know that somebody could have gotten hurt by what you did?! HUH?!! YOU STUPID BI-”

Walter then covered his partner’s mouth. Everypony in the room had stopped talking and stared at the commotion Jesse had caused. AppleJack waved them off.

“No it’s fine everypony really, just go back to what you were doing.”

Pinkie Pie went back to eating ice cream with Spike. Then, everypony followed suit going back to reading or pacing in Twilight’s case. Then, faintly in the background Pinkie Pie said. “There’s something I need to check on i’ll be right back okey dokey.”

“I’m really sorry about that. I know I shouldn’t have stuck my nose where it didn’t belong.”

Jesse was about to hurl another insult when Walter quickly asked.

“Well you didn’t touch anything did you.”

AppleJack looked down again “Well.. I took the crystals to Rarity’s house to get looked at. I mean.. They were crystals like i’ve never seen before and the talking one said weird things and mentioned somepony named Walter.”

Walter suddenly looked nervous and didn’t know what to make of these discoveries. Jesse was infuriated and had obvious trouble trying to keep his mouth shut.

“You know Hiesencolt. You don’t have to hide anything. If you tell us what your problem is we can help you. You said you needed to get back to your family right? Just be honest with us and we can help.” AppleJack gave a pleading look.

Walter’s heart started to pound and he could hear it in his ears. He looked to Jesse, Jesse nodded his head no. He heard AppleJack’s voice faintly through the rhythmic beats slowly getting faster. “Please.. You can trust us.”

Suddenly, The door burst open with Pinkie Pie looking at everyone with panic in her eyes.

“EVERPONY WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!! THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH RARITY!!!”

Suddenly everypony rushed towards Rarity’s boutique while Pinkie Pie galloped towards Walter and Jesse.
“Come on you have to follow me! QUICKLY!!” She exclaimed.

Walter and Jesse not sure what was going on galloped after Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie followed the herd in front heading to Rarity’s boutique, but suddenly cut the corner to Sugercube Corner. Walter spoke up “Hey I thought we were following them?” Pinkie Pie didn’t say anything. She quickly opened the door to Sugercube Corner and motioned them inside quickly. Walter and Jesse galloped inside and Pinkie Pie quickly opened another door leading downstairs. “Quickly in through here.” Jesse and Walter stopped at the edge of the stairs. “Wait a minute what’s going on?” Walter asked but suddenly felt a sting and heavy push on his backside and tumbled downstairs with Jesse following suit.

They hit the bottom of the stairs and couldn’t see in the pitch black darkness.

“Aww man my head.” Jesse said in pain.

Walter’s heart started acting up again and he started to wheeze and cough.

The lights dimmed on little by little, slowly revealing more and more features in the room.

They could make out writing on the wall. It said DON’T LAUGH AT ME scribbled in an unorderly manner. As the lights slowly got brighter they noticed more things. There were many sharp weapons like cleavers, and swords decorating the upper walls. There were buckets of unknown chemicals and a large machine in the center.

*Hee Hee* *Heee*

They heard cackling come from the corner of the room. From what they saw it was a White pony with purple hair and a 3 diamond cutie mark. She was twitching and was chained to the wall. Walter’s heart couldn’t take much more but he tried to calm down as best he could. Jesse looked seriously disturbed, Walter had never seen Jesse so scared before and it didn’t help his heart any. As the lights fully turned on, all the features of the room were visible. Walter and Jesse stared in terror at what they saw. There were pony skulls in a large pile in the corner across from the demented pony. The cobble stone walls seemed to have splatter patterns of blood as well and some walls had gibberish written in said blood. Finally there were tubs of blood in the center next to the machine.

“Mr.White. Just who the fuck.. Are we dealing with here?”

“HELLO!!!” came a loud voice from behind them. Walter and Jesse jumped back away from the distorted looking Pinkie Pie. Her hair was straight instead of the usual poof.

“Now I know what both of you must be wondering.”

She started moving closer and closer to Walter and Jesse. They both started to back up away from her.

“Your thinking why me? Why is this happening to me? Will I ever see my family again? The same questions asked over and over again, just by a different pony.”

She continued walking towards them now with a demented smile and look in her eyes. Walter and Jesse continued walking back. Jesse felt something sharp on his back hoof, Yes he thought positioning himself behind Walter he picked it up. They continued walking backwards into the room.

“Well i’ll be sure to make it nice and slow *giggle* that’s how she likes it after all nice.. and.. slow..”

Walter suddenly stumbled into a tub of blood and fell in. Jesse quickly galloped at Pinkie Pie yelling loudly “TAKE THIS YOU FUCKED UP BITCH!!” and stabbing her with the object in his hoof. Pinkie Pie made gasping noises and choked breaths.

But then, she suddenly started giggling and this in turn made Jesse step back and soil himself. He didn’t see any blood on her not even a scratch. She continued to giggle, “Now your going to pay for that.”

She started stepping towards Jesse as he fell down to his knees and just looked down waiting for the final blow. He winced, his life flashing before his eyes.

Suddenly, he heard loud fits of laughter. Pinkie Pie was rolling on the floor laughing, her hair was back in it’s usual poof. Jesse was confused and looked at the blade in his hoof, he pressed it against his skin and it retracted into the hilt, A fake knife.

Walter surfaced from the tub coughing and hacking.

“Mr. White are you ok?!?”

“It’s strawberry juice.” Walter managed to choke out, wading in the pool.

Pinkie Pie continued laughing “Wow I got you guys good!! You should have seen the look on your faces!!”

Jesse was angry but didn’t have the energy to yell or argue. He just suffered from a near death experience in his mind.
Pinkie Pie went over to Rarity who was chained to the wall.

“Yep, mostly everything in here is fake. That’s also strawberry juice on the walls, the pony skulls are from the drama class that the cutie mark crusaders were taking. They let me borrow the skulls in exchange for some free cupcakes. All of the sharp weapons are fake as well as i’m sure you’ve found out. All in all it was a pretty funny prank, especially when you soiled yourself.”

She giggled and Jesse glared at her. “That wasn’t funny! I thought you were going to kill me!”

Pinkie Pie immediately looked sad. “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you that badly honest, I just wanted to use some dark humor since it’s almost Halloween.”

She looked to the side “Happy Halloween by the way.”

Jesse was confused by her talking to the wall but just decided to let it go. Pinkie Pie released Rarity from the chains. “Do I get crystal? do I, do I?” Pinkie Pie nodded and gave her a blue looking crystal from a bag lying nearby. Walter wadded out of the tub covered in strawberry juice and Jesse caught a glimpse of the bag.

“MR. WHITE IT’S OUR METH!!!”

“Which brings me to the real reason of why I brought you here.”

Pinkie Pie said carrying the bag over her back and Rarity following her intently eying the bag.

She walked in front of them and looked serious. This kind of put Walter and Jesse on edge considering they have never seen Pinkie Pie serious before.

“Your going to make meth for me using that machine and the buckets of phenylacetone.”

“What? Why?” Walter asked frantically.

“Because it’s so darn good and I think it should be shared with all of Ponyville don’t you think.” She smiled her demented look slowly coming on. “Oh and if you disagree with that.” She pulls a butterfly knife from behind her and twirls it around in her hoof, suddenly she snaps it fully open. “This blade is real.”

Walter and Jesse stare at her in horror as she takes the knife and picks a piece of meth from the bag and puts it on the blade. She brings it to her nose and snorts it. Her hair suddenly gets more poof and her face is even more twistedly insane than ever before.

“WOOOOO!!!” She slams her hoof to the ground. “WOW!!!” Rarity behind her gets worked up too. They both start giggling.

Hank investigates the disappearance of Walter. He drives around town and tries to get leads from some of the civilians but no luck. "Dammit Walter where did you go?"

Later that day he helps Skyler and Walter Jr. put up missing posters in town.

Tuco drives around town with his bodyguard. He is enraged.

"You won't get away Heisenberg!" He punches the passenger side door. The bodyguard starts to get a little nervous from Tuco's violent behavior. They pull into the parking lot of Los Pollos Hermanos. Tuco steps outside of the vehicle and walks up to the restaurant and what he finds immediately changes his mood.

"Well look what we have here." Tuco tears the missing person poster off of the doorway of the restaurant. "I thought your name was Heisenberg.. Walter White." He said this with a big grin on his face.