This is the story of Full Monty, a rare stallion stripper who does house calls and parties for mares all over the nation. As his profession rarely attracts males, this makes Monty somewhat of a commodity in Equestria, where the mares seem to outnumber the stallions, three-to-one.

From the pages of his diary, we get to learn what it's like being one of the busiest stallions in Equestria, as well as get an inside look as to how some of the most well-recognized females actually act behind closed doors.

From awkward confessions to stiffed bills, Monty's life isn't quite what you'd think it was like, and he makes no bones about setting the record straight; this Earth Pony (almost literally) works his flank off to bring joy and lust to eager and lonely mares, but he always seems to get the short end of the... uh, stick. Yeah, stick.