Cultural Differences

George was thankful that they didn’t rush to Cadance’s room right away given how exhausting this and every experience with his new spouses was. All the same, he found himself looking forward to it as they had more casual interactions with their families, even if George and Sally had a great deal of trouble speaking to one another. Surprisingly, his once-aggitated neighbor even stopped by with her stallion friends and gave them a half-hearted congratulations.

They had a celebratory meal at Banana’s apartment, which mostly consisted of cake, cupcakes, more types of cakes, and a bowl of Ground Pony Hooves for George since they were under the impression that he had a fondness for them. That one was hard to explain to Sally.

Once the family went home, the married trio was left alone at Banana’s apartment, now all of their apartment George supposed. So they headed back to the Equestrian Embassy to say hi and possibly lewder things to the princess in waiting.

They were met by her guards on the way into her suite. George hadn’t gotten a good look at her guards before, but they appeared to be awfully shiny compared to the other ponies. He wasn’t sure if it was an illusion or not, but they appeared to be made of somewhat transparent crystal, right up to their manes and tails. George found himself with the urge to reach out and tap on one, but that would have been confusing if not rude he was sure.

When given the invitation that Cadance had left with George, the guard muttered something that might have been ‘lucky fuckers’ and turned to open the door to her chambers, motioning their hoof to offer them inside. Banana and Glitter went first, almost tripping over themselves in delight.

Where he expected to find an extravagant royal suite, they found more of a cozy hotel room, not a lot different than anyone else staying at the embassy might stay in. It had a single bed, shaped like a giant pink heart, which would easily accommodate all of them atop it, and this is where Cadance now lay, currently out of the royal regalia she had been in at the event.

After George came in as well, the door was shut behind them, and George noticed there was also one guard inside of the room. It was another crystal, this one also a unicorn. He saw she was a mare since she was facing away from them when they entered, and her metal helmet and ceremonial upper body armor didn’t cover her backside. She had a blue body and a blue and white streaked mane and tail, with a cutie mark of a transparent shield over Cadance’s cutie mark. That must have been wild, being born with your life’s purpose already decided to be protecting someone else. He still wasn’t sure how all that worked.

“Hello friends,” Cadance said. “I hope you don’t mind, but my head guard Crystal Shield will be here as well, since I’m required to have at least one with me at all times.” She chuckled and waved a hoof, and George wondered if she actually needed one. It was no problem having a crystal cutie in the room though.

Banana and Glitter bowed at the edge of the bed, and George followed their example lest he be rude, but that only made Cadance snort and start laughing again as if the show of deference in this situation was hilarious. George supposed it was.

“Oh none of that,” Cadance waved her hoof again. “Anyway, we’re going to wait a moment if you don’t mind. I called my husband so he could watch us from afar through the view portal, but he’ll take a moment to be available.”

When she said ‘view portal’, she motioned at the room’s television. Though it looked like an Earth television, George assumed it was just decoration for one of their magics.

“He likes to watch when I’m playing around,” Cadance winked at her guests. “Maybe we’ll get to watch him play around too if we’re lucky. He went to make a few calls.”

“Oh are you gonna cuck?” Banana gasped excitedly. “Because that’d be kinda hot. Glitter is REALLY bad at it so he might learn something.”

“I’m not that bad at it,” Glitter defended. “Anon taught me some things.”

“Not really on purpose though,” George pointed out. “So um… we’re waiting?” He had to admit, he was a bit keen on getting some royal interaction. Not many could say they’d done that on any planet, or at least he assumed.

“Oh I do apologize,” Cadance nodded. “But me and my husband have an agreement to only do anything serious when the other is watching. Good thing for portals or our business trips would get pretty boring, right?” She paused and tapped her chin. “Well that’s the agreement save for a few exceptions like the ‘Bang a Royal for Charity’ raffle if for some reason the winner wants it private.”

Glitter sighed. “I bought like 100 tickets to the last raffle for Shining Armor and still didn’t get it.”

“That was like a month’s worth of your salary too,” chuckled Banana uneasily. “I mean you already got to blow him when he judged the Blow Bros competition.”

“Yeah but I wanted more than that,” Glitter scratched his mane awkwardly.

“So uh,” George changed the subject before his two spouses got into an argument over how much money to spend for the potential of sex. He turned to the crystal guard. “You’re a different type of pony from what I’ve seen on Earth before.”

“Oh!” Banana was duly distracted. “You’ve never seen crystal ponies before today!”

“Yeah they’re great,” Glitter added. “They’re all transparent and magical, you can see your cock inside them!... but not their organs or skeleton. I’m not sure what’s up with that, but it’s hot enough that I won’t complain.”

“Ah…” Crystal chuckled awkwardly, but remained at attention next to the door. “Yes um… that is the way it works.”

“Have you had any humans yet, Crystal?” Cadance smiled at her guard. “You can keep them company if you want. I could even use some magic on Banana so they could all three see themselves in you.”

“Ah, your Majesty,” Crystal nodded slightly. “I would love to, but I am on duty as your guard and…”

“Oh please,” Cadance rolled her eyes. “Anything that can hurt me isn’t going to be stopped by my guards. I guess you’re a bit new, but you guys are more of a glorified harem than actual guards.”

That came as no surprise at this point.

“Well I was sorta aware but uh,” Crystal relaxed her stance for a moment and looked over at the three guests. “Um… sure.”

George felt a sudden tug at his pants, and looked down to see Cadance’s cyan magic tugging down on his pants zipper. Apparently she was giving him a polite suggestion since he was the only person in the room with a covered bottom. Though he’d become a lot more used to nudity in front of others, this was the first time he felt outright embarrassed for having clothes on. He sheepishly began to undress.

“Silly humans,” Cadance chuckled quietly, then added more loudly. “So did Banana want me to um… give her the necessary addition?”

“Sure thing, your Majestyness!” Banana waved a hoof.

“Uh, it won’t hurt will it?” George asked with a bit of concern. He couldn’t imagine a scenario where having your bits turned inside out instantly would feel okay.

“Nah I’ll be fin-” Banana started before being encompassed in Cadance’s magical aura and tumbling to the floor into a writhing mess. At first George was worried that it actually did hurt, at least until he realized her squeals were more giggles than screams. Leave it to ponies to make even that fun.

“Ahem,” Crystal had relaxed a bit more, but not undressed her upper armor. “I’m going to keep the armor on if that’s okay? I… really like the armor.”

“Sure I love a mare in uniform!” said Banana, dragging herself off the floor, a rather prominent piece of equipment hanging beneath her that wasn’t there previously. Along with Glitter’s it was already getting a bit solid, and George couldn’t help but follow the example of the equine dicks.

“I call butt!” Glitter predictably announced, raising a hoof as he did as if that was necessary.

“Let’s let Anon have the squishy hole then!” Banana said. “I actually already had a crystal that way last time I was home. I have a unicorn cousin that is always willing to pass out the fun-parts spells, and we went on vacation in the Crystal Empire!”

“Crystal… Empire…” George squinted his eyes a bit.

“My Empire,” Cadance chuckled, licking her lips and moving over to the edge of the bed, leaving a bit of a wet trail behind her from her own excitement. She seemed far more interested in the going ons than her Empire at the moment. “Your cousin is very talented then. Hm... you know I love watching ponies decide who gets which hole though, just something charming about it!”

“Charming, sure,” George agreed, but somehow felt too awkward to start something at the moment. With Banana and Glitter was one thing, but Crystal was even more of a stranger to him than Caramel had been when she jumped him. Also Crystal was still almost standing at attention, and he sorta worried that this was more part of her official duty than something she liked. Or maybe that was part of her being into uniforms like she said?

“Down the hatch!” Banana screamed, though she definitely didn’t know what that idiom meant, because she tackled George onto his back as she did it. “He’s shy around strangers Crystal, but he’ll get into it once you sit on his smol guy.”

“Did you have to put it like that?” George mmphed, but let her push him over. “Also ‘down the hatch’ is more something you say when someone is eating something.”

Crystal acted a bit more aggressively than George anticipated, moving over to him and climbing atop his torso, still almost at attention but peering down at him while salivating slightly. Not just from the front end either, as her slit was drooling visibly down her thighs and warmly onto his throbbing shaft, shimmering brightly as if even her fluids were liquid crystals. Was that even possible? Probably with magic, he supposed.

But there wasn’t much time to think about it when she sat on his shaft, rolling her hips to take him inside her in one movement and panting as her moist insides clenched around him. Her flesh was a bit firmer than flesh probably should be, but not unpleasant and completely smooth, almost like she was a silicon toy inside with added living warmth to melt him into the pleasure of the moment better.

Crystal leaned forward, keeping her front hooves pinning his chest while she kissed him, working her smooth flexible tongue into his mouth and almost choking him with the kiss. He returned it, moving his hands up to slide over her sleek body. It was even weirder than a normal pony, just as flexible and pliable, but somehow more firm. It was completely hairless, but so smooth that it still felt like silk to the touch. He started to wonder if this type of pony didn’t have artificially constructed ancestors, but couldn’t form sentences well enough to ask about it for the moment.

He’d forgotten what their initial goal was, so Crystal gently reminded him, pulling back from the kiss and then lifting his head roughly with one hoof to face him towards her belly. Sure enough, he could see his shaft pushing up through her with each flexing of her hips, the surface of her body undulating slightly with the moment as he watched his shaft intermittently squished with the tensing of her fun hole.

“Down the hatch!” Banana yelled again, and this time in the correct manner as instructed. As soon as Crystal pulled back from the kiss, Banana grabbed her head, prying her muzzle open eagerly and pushing her shaft inside. George looked back up to watch as the yellow cock slide between her hips, through her gums, and into her throat, fully visible from the outside. Banana moaned as George watched the pressure of Crystal’s swallowing motions ripple down the shaft inside her throat. Crystal turned her head somewhat to the side, allowing Banana to shove full force without worrying about getting her tummy impaled by the crystal horn.

The more George saw, the more he was convinced that this was something intentionally engineered into this species, like they originated as some perverted mage’s living sex toys in the distant past. When the shafts slipped inside her, George didn’t only see the shaft, but her vaginal cavity and throat were both visible as well now, their muscle contractions fully on display.

“Cool, right?” Glitter chimed in, having let them go first before climbing up onto Crystal’s back.

Crystal’s hips shifted a bit differently, still shoving down onto George with equal force, but rolling back against Glitter too as he penetrated her taut little behind. She attempted to maintain her pose, but the crystal pony began to shiver more and more.

George marveled as he watched Glitter’s larger shaft push up through her behind, all the way through her rectum with the tip bending slightly at the first curve. Glitter and George’s shafts were a tiny distance apart, and he could feel every movement that Glitter made, right up to his shaft ridge passing over where George’s shaft was penetrating.

Cadance giggled slightly as she slid off the bed and made her way over. George felt her soft marshmallowy hooves brush over him as she felt all the undulating bodies on display for her. She was also on display for George, as she squatted next to them and he got a nice view of the royal fluffhole drooling down her thighs and splattering onto the floor.

“That’s it,” Cadance purred, her eyes glimmering. “This is the purest kind of bonding any creature can share with another. Hm… you know I suppose a little interaction for me isn’t forbidden… especially with you being such a loyal toy... guard.”

At first George didn’t realize why Crystal’s body suddenly spasmed, then he looked up to realize that Cadance had leaned down to run her tongue over her horn. She slid her hips down over it, pushing it into her muzzle and beginning to thrust her head over it. She had her long tongue wrapped in coils around it as she slathered it in her saliva.

George couldn’t decide what amazing thing to look at. He had not only all three penetrations but the princess masturbating with a hoof a few inches from his face on top of that. On top of that, he was going cross eyed from pleasure as he put more force into ramming the crystal pussy clamping down on him like a silicon vice grip.

The whole pile of flesh convulsed and undulated against each other until they were all covered with fluids and the whole room filled with the sound of their wet slapping flesh, not to mention the thick smell of pony sex. He recognized the hint of banana and spicy cinnamon that he’d become used to from his partners, as well as… he couldn’t quite place it.

Pushing through the pleasure for a moment, George leaned up to lick at Crystal’s chest, finding that her flesh tasted like an odd mix of latex and blueberry, which probably meant her pussy juice was just a more intense version. He pulled back as a mix of saliva and Banana’s precum drooled onto his face, opening his mouth instead to get the banana-blueberry mix into a more productive location.

Then, without really thinking about it, George leaned over to close the distance between his face and Cadance’s pussy. He traced his tongue along one of her labia and slurped in the juice finding… bubblegum? No, sweeter, more like a melty bubblegum popsicle? It was good enough that he pushed his whole face in, and only then remembered what she said about her not getting too involved until her husband was watching.

Cadance didn’t seem too upset, instead reaching a hoof under to discreetly pull his head closer and grind her pussy against his face, allowing him to run his tongue deep into her sweet passage, feeling her inner muscles convulsed against him. It was the first time he did something with a pony that he knew their partner didn’t approve of, unless of course that was just an elaborate ruse to let her engage in another fetish, which seemed equally probable.

Either way, it surprised him how quickly it charged things ahead. He’d been very barely holding on, but very quickly went over the edge when that happened. Though he was the first to get off, it wasn’t that way for long, as Cadance’s magic encompassed the whole group to send a charge of power through them, and soon they were all expelling their loads with equal vigor.

He could actually see his and Glitter’s cum jetting out and splashing over Crystal’s insides, slathering her insides with their juices as her own body tensed and released a torrent of blueberry juice down over George’s thighs. He looked up to see Crystal scarfing down Banana’s cum as well, though she was gulping so hard that it disappeared into her belly rather quickly as it splattered out.

Getting a splash from Cadance as well, George dug his tongue as deeply as he could and swirled it, suckling in the odd cool flavor. He thought better of staying there though, pulling back before the pile of bodies started to unfold. He’d for sure let his spouses know, but maybe not in front of Cadance in case it embarrassed her.

The last one to go off was Crystal’s horn, which George probably should have expected. She squealed above the grunts of the others as her horn fired off a shower of magical sparkles, which made Cadance roll back her eyes as well as she pulled the energy through her. She finally took a deep breath and pulled her head back, giving George another teasing prod with her hoof before leaning away from the pile.

Their sticky bodies started to come apart, the chorus of moans coming to a stop, and Crystal finally fully lost her composure and fell out onto her side on the floor, looking like a sticky popsicle in the process.

“I was told I’d love this job and they weren’t wrong,” sighed Crystal contentedly.

“That was… quite the experiment… experience… whatever,” George sighed and took a deep breath, only now realizing that he’d been suffocating just a bit under the weight of all those squirming ponies.

“Well um, I better get back to what I’m paid for though,” Crystal chuckled as she crackled back to the door and plopped down in a puddle next to it. “Don’t want to take up any more of your princess time.”

“It’s up to you,” said Cadance. “Mm, Shining is taking a long time to ring in though. Let’s go ahead and start the bed fun.”

“I thought you weren’t supposed to…” George started, then trailed off since he probably wasn’t the one that should be saying that.

“I’m not,” Cadance narrowed her eyes at them. “Your point?”