Ponies have finally come to Earth, and due to their quite interesting culture, have been given a lot of leeway by human authorities on things like public nudity and… other stuff. George has read about them, but it's a bit awkward when Banana Paradise, a cute yellow mare that also happens to be an exotic dancer, moves in next door and keeps calling him Anon for some reason. She feels less awkward, if trying to grind on him during their first conversation is any indication. Human on pony action, public sex, and a threesome with the coltfriend ensue.

Commission by Sunlight Swift. Cover art is a color-edit of one by Pudge-Ruffian (DeviantArt, Twitter), edited and used with permission. See here for information on commissions.

This is fiction. Sex with Equestrian aliens in real life is not advised until they are approved by the CDC and FDA for human consumption. Thanks for the feature from 11/26/2021 to 11/28/2021 and 4/20/2023!

Contents:
General: cultural differences, disapproving neighbors, overly-friendly neighbors, public nudity, unfair laws
1. futile resistance, grinding, making friends
2: blow job (mare on stallion, mare on man), cum guzzling,  deep throat, implied incest, long pony tongue, masturbation (female), plush anatomy, public sex, questionable piano covers, stalking, straight, tea, unhinging jaws, vaginal (mare on stallion), watersports
3: anal, background orgy, cunilingus, damaged car hoods, extreme stickiness, face sitting, fingering (anal, vaginal), human seesaw, lesbian, nose boops, masturbation, nursing, practice, public sex, romance, scissoring, sex acrobatics, straight, stranger sex, threesome, vaginal
4: anal, background sex, bisexual, (award winning) blow job, caught, cucking (affectionate), drugs (tea), feeding, gay, pelvis ping-pong, public sex, human sandwich, spunk sandwich, straight, threesome, wing boners, wing fingers, wing job, vaginal
5: asphyxiation, blowjob (stallion on man), bisexual, casual sex, balanced cum-drenched breakfast, cunnilingus (stallion on mare), improbable hoof use, gay, straight, threesome, vaginal (man on mare)
6: anal (stallion-mare), background orgy, cunnilingus, double penetration (same pussy, stallion/man-mare), hand holding, kissing, gratuitous clothes wearing, public sex, making out, marriage, masturbation (mare), orgy, questionable invitations, stranger sex, surprise incest (mother-son, father-daughter, brother-sister), threesome, undignified public servant, vaginal (stallion-mare)
7: anal (stallion on mare), blowjob (mare on mare), cunnilingus (man on mare), exhibitionism, foursome, foursome, gender, hornjob, infidelity, swapping, living sex toy, orgy, triple penetration, transparency, vaginal (man on mare)
8: anal (mare on man), blowjob (mare on stallion, mare on man, man on stallion), cucking, excessive cum/fluids, exhibitionism, foalcon, foursome, gender shifting (female->male, male->female), hoofing (mare on mare), horngasm, hornjob, incest (father-daughter), infidelity, orgasm magic, orgy, sexual exhaustion, vaginal (man on mare, stallion on mare, mare on man), virginity? (physical)
9: blowjob (dragon on human), fire, flaming sex, internal sex, misunderstandings, questionable performances, size differences, vore (soft, human in dragon, kirin in dragon), tongue job