Cultural Differences

“But he’s going to pop onto that screen, right?” George pointed at the TV-like screen in front of the bed. “You said at any time, or something.”

“I have a sneaking suspicion she doesn’t care,” Glitter chuckled, nuzzling George’s behind.

“I have a sneaking suspicion he might not care,” Banana whispered and tilted her head a bit.

“Quit conspiring over there,” Cadance smirked at their whispers, folding her legs beneath her and laying on the bed with her bottom facing her guests. “My husband should know better than to take this long, and I want to try a human dick now.”

“That seems reasonable,” nodded Banana. “We probably shouldn’t question a royal anyway.”

“Isn’t her husband also a royal?” George asked, but couldn’t really complain since he wasn’t saying no either. He had been looking forward to this more than he cared to admit.

Still, he hesitated enough that he felt Cadance’s magic grab him by the bum and pull him towards the bed, where Cadance turned her bottom directly towards him and shook it back and forth. He could see the slit he got a taste of before drooling even more profusely down her fuzzy thighs before she deposited him on her back.

The first thing he noticed was how incredibly tingly the princess was. It seemed the got more so the more excited she became. He felt his whole body vibrating as if a current of energy were seeping into him everywhere he touched her incredibly soft fur. Just touching her filled him with more stamina, shaft pulsing back to full hardness in an instant.

It felt a little bit weird at first, since Cadance was significantly larger than any pony he’d seen, making it feel more like he was mounting an actual horse. The weirdness ceased to matter once he felt her body beneath him like a warm plush blanket, the strange bubblegum scent stronger the more excited she became. He felt her magic literally grasp at his shaft, pulling him towards her entrance.

Her damp warmth slid around him, and he wasn’t surprised that a princess of love was more intense than anyone he’d been with, as if he was plugging into an energy source at the same time the pleasure bubbled up through him. She rolled her hips back against him with a soft moan, arching her back and working into a smooth motion as their bodies slapped wetly together.

Banana and Glitter followed onto the bed shortly after, large grins on their face and not about to be left out. Cadance grabbed Glitter by the shaft much as she had George, but was a bit less gentle as her excitement grew, getting a squeak out of him as he was tugged to her other end and had her muzzle slurp over his tip. George watched her lips slide all the way down, the shape of Glitter’s shaft showing in her neck as she swallowed it down further, not stopping until she was nose-to-belly and showing no hint of a gag reflex.

Banana wasn’t left out, tugged over to Cadance’s side. Cadance apparently wanted to play with her in her natural form though, because the princess’s hoof glowed as it pushed at the tip of Banana’s shaft, pushing and reversing the magic in a flick of her hoof. Banana squeaked cutely at the doubtlessly odd stimulation as her anatomy reverted itself and Cadance rubbed her hoof firmly against the mare’s slit, tilting her hoof to put pressure against her clit.

George still felt slightly awkward that they were doing this behind a prince’s back and that he was potentially the one that initiated the act, but couldn’t stop himself from continuing into the motions once his body was slamming into Cadance’s behind. As she arched her back a bit more and her horn tilted back, he leaned forward and licked at it, curious since Crystal seemed to enjoy having her horn slobbered on before.

Cadance responded more than he expected groaning above the relaxed moaning she’d been squeaking out before. Glitter liked the idea, because he leaned forward and lapped at the other side, then Banana joined in by propping herself up against the princess’s head, still getting rubbed off as she did so. Cadance rolled her eyes back at the three tongues against her horn, and the energy shivering through them all intensified. Soon they were all shaking as if ice cold, despite how very warm they were.

Cadance got excited enough that she upped the ante with Banana, grasping her hindquarters in her magic and pushing her hoof until it stretched out her labia and popped inside, eliciting a delighted squeak from the mare in the process. The four bodies continued to undulate together in lewd play until the room was filled with nothing but wet slaps and groans.

George pounced his hips as hard as he could, taking turns with his two mates slurping on the tip of Cadance’s sparking horn before going back to slobbering around the base. As much as he tried, George was certain he couldn’t last long inside the royal pleasure furnace, but something happened that starved his orgasm off.

The television that Cadance had pointed to before, and the face of a white unicorn stallion with blue streaked hair appeared there. George had thought the screen had to be answered when he called in, but apparently it just turned on out of nowhere. The stallion opened his muzzle as if to speak, then paused, frozen in place for a second before closing his mouth and adopting a most unamused expression. Not really angry, just unamused, as if this was an antic he was well used to.

After giving a token effort to stop his hips and failing, George decided that he may as well keep going, and pretended not to see the screen come on, instead just watching out of the corner of one eye. No one else noticed either, or at least pretended not to. After a moment, George found the feeling intensifying, as if becoming potentially more wrong had made the act more arousing.

“Mmm, who needs that cuck when I have friends and subjects like these?” Cadance said, pulling back from the blowjob but still slightly garbled from the fluid gathering in her muzzle. Initially, George worried that that would cause issue, until he saw her husband smirk in the corner of his eye.

“Fuck I’m gonna horngasm so hard…” Cadance warned, and Banana and Glitter both moved their heads down to the base. George assumed this was to let him take the blast, so he slurped his mouth around the tip again while still pouncing the pink princess pussy from behind.

“You’re gonna take an alicorn’s horngasm to the face?” Glitter asked, still panting from the muzzle around his shaft. “Are you sure you wanna…”

Well it was too late, because suddenly George’s vision was filled with bright colors and impossible shapes as he energy jetted into his cranium like a fire hose into a flaming orphan. His whole body shook as his head flew back off of it, making way for a firework display of rainbow magic sparking in every direction. His body felt like a weird mix of numbness and intense pleasure, convulsing as his top half flew upward, and is bottom expelled the most intense orgasm of his life, pumping Cadance’s ovaries so full that it almost hurt.

“Hardcore…” commented Glitter before moaning himself and expelling a load of horse spunk into the royal muzzle, which she guzzled down effortlessly even as Banana’s tunnel spasmed around her hoof and splattered banana-flavoring all over the other three.

But Cadance wasn’t done with them yet. Suddenly her horn glowed and she rewarded them with a pulse of renewed energy. Even as Cadance’s vaginal cavity was rippling over his shaft, it felt like his balls were filled up again and he blasted another huge load inside of her. He wasn’t sure which magical burst was most to blame, but at that point he just couldn’t stop, blasting load after load of thick sperm into the royal cooch until her belly swelled visibly with the impossible load.

The spell affected the other two as well, and soon Cadance couldn’t swallow Glitter’s cum fast enough before it backed up and sprayed out her nostrils to relieve the pressure. At the same time, Banana went off so hard that she was pushed off of Cadance’s hoof and landed on the opposite side of bed, more femjuice spraying out like a water fountain for several long seconds before starting to calm.

Though he tried to cling to the moist princess, George was thrown back as well, landing on the floor with a thud as his cock jetted one last shot of cum into the air and he was washed over with a flood of Cadance’s pussy juice that drenched his whole body.

“Yes, Shining will never make me cum like that!” Cadance said loudly.

“Yeah, yeah,” Shining finally spoke from the screen. “Stop pretending you don't notice I’m here, honey.”

Cadance smirked so hard it was a wonder her face didn’t break in half, then immediately went back to an innocent expression. “Oh, Shining Armor, my love! I… didn’t see you there!”

“Yeah well, do you see this?” Shining reached out a hoof, looking as if he was adjusting the camera downward.

When it moved downward to the floor, it showed that Shining was sitting back on his haunches with his throbbing shaft out. A pony with a light pink coat with a purple and blue streaked mane currently had his shaft in her muzzle, barely able to fit it half way in but repeatedly swallowing it down with determination.

So the cheating was mutual, which was probably the way they wanted it. However, the immediate conversation caught George off guard a bit.

“Flurry Heart sweetie, have you done your magic homework?” Cadance asked, her tone suddenly switching from sexy to motherly. “You know you’re supposed to finish that before any fun times.”

“Yes, mom,” Flurry pulled her head back enough to answer, spunk already drooling from it as if she was actually cleaning him off after a previous blowjob. She rolled her eyes a bit as a human teenager might when asked about their homework.

Shining chuckled, his face still off-screen. “I’m pretty sure Sunburst has spent more time doodling her than teaching her lately, but yeah I made sure she’d finished.”

“Uh, she’s… old enough for that, right?” George asked with some concern.

“Of course,” Cadance nodded, licking a bit more of Glitter’s cum from her lips and swallowing it down. “She’s had her cutie mark for a while now.”

“Ah,” George supposed that meant she was legal? She still looked a bit small, but he couldn’t really speak on how quickly ponies matured, so he let it be at that.

After that, Cadance took a moment to grasp George by the head to examine him, possibly concerned since he did just take an alicorn’s horngasm down the throat which was, he now realized, somewhat ill advised. They really should have told him that before it happened. Her horn glowed again, and he felt a bit of weird tingling energy wash over his head as if she was healing him.

“There, you shouldn’t have any permanent brain damage,” advised Cadance. “Probably. No more than humans normally have at least.”

He’d probably have been more worried about that wording if he wasn’t focused on the communications screen still. Flurry was going down on her father like a hot dog addict in a wiener factory, and showed no signs of slowing down as she coated the shaft that made her in her saliva.

“He’s way smarter than most humans!” Banana was telling Cadance, as she and Glitter came over to cuddle against him and watch the screen too.

As they watched, Shining panned the camera up again and it zoomed out, seeming to react to his magic now. He pulled Flurry’s head away from his shaft, resulting in a slight whine from the eager teen and instead picked her whole body up in his forelegs, laying onto his back as he did so, and arranging himself to the side a bit so he could still see the view screen on his end.

Flurry got the idea and straddled her father, reverse cowgirl style, the view centered on her soft fuzzy slit as it parted around her father’s tip and slowly slid downward. She drooled her juice ahead of her pussy lips, dripping down his shaft and flowing down his sack before the moaning filly finally pushed herself fully down, her belly pressed firmly against his furry sack. It was clear that she was quite accustomed to this sort of activity.

While he was distracted by the screen, George felt a warm breath on his own shaft and looked down just in time to see Cadance moving in for a taste of human cock. She opened her maw and slipped him inside with almost embarrassing ease, then wrapped her tongue further around him as she tugged him towards the back of her throat. He placed his hands on her head, avoiding her horn a bit as he was still a bit timid of the thing.

“So um… is family fun like that pretty common on your world?” asked George. It was hard not to notice the number of times he’d seen it just today, though it had been a pretty unique day after all.

“Yeah it’s pretty expected,” Banana nodded as she licked the side of George’s face, then flopped back down onto the bed next to Cadance, nuzzling beneath the princess until she raised her body up off the surface for Banana to wriggle her way beneath. She piped up happily. “You mind giving me the d again, Princess? I’ve never actually felt a mare’s fun hole from a male perspective.”

“Of course dear,” Cadance replied in a strangely caring tone of voice, backing away from George’s shaft for just a moment as her horn glowed. Banana kicked her legs frantically on either side of Cadance from beneath her, and George assumed that meant she had the bits again.

It looked like they were going three-in-one in Cadance now, because Glitter happily mounted up behind her at the same time, adjusting himself as he lined up before pushing his still-slickened shaft against her behind. Cadance moaned around George’s shaft as she took it back in and pushed her rump back into the others as well. She might have read George’s mind a bit or at least his face, because Cadance then used her magic to move one of the mirrors in the room so that George could see the shafts of both his partner’s sliding into Cadance’s rear entries.

A high-pitched squeal drew George’s attention back to the view screen, and he looked to see Flurry’s sloppy pussy drooling down her father’s sack as she creamed herself over him. Her lips pulsated visibly in orgasmic bliss and George felt his own shaft throb in response to seeing such a naughty thing. He saw Cadance looking that way too, and she also moaned at the sight of her daughter creaming all over her husband’s shaft.

Shining’s balls seemed to tense and his moan rang out as well as he filled his daughter full of a sizable load of spunk as well, drooling down from the penetration point after it overflowed. Surprisingly, they didn’t spend a lot of time in afterglow as he lifted her off his shaft pretty quickly, placing his squeaking daughter aside before another mare sat down on his shaft, this one with a purple coat and a star cutie mark, though George couldn’t see much more at that angle.

“Oh is your sister Twilight visiting too?” Cadance said with George’s shaft still halfway in her muzzle.

“And Mom as well,” Shining grunted as Twilight slid herself down on his shaft, this time facing him, though her tail was hiked up for them to still see her pussy lips sliding down his length and hugging every ridge and curve.

Another mare climbed onto Shining, which George assumed was the mother, a gray mare with a white and purple striped tail, who promptly sat her behind down on his face while facing her own daughter. The two mares seemed to kiss deeply as they embraced one another atop him. Well they certainly had a large loving family it seemed. George had to admit that it made him question his own future with his new spouses, though mostly in a good way.

Cadance began ramping up in excitement again and George could feel the tingle of her energy rippling through him again. What’s more, her muzzle felt so tight around his shaft that it was almost like she’d reshaped it with magic. She squished her face against his belly with each of his thrusts, pulling his tip back into her throat and swallowing firmly around it to leave him in a cloudy haze of bliss.

He looked over at the conveniently placed mirror again and saw Banana and Glitter were having a blast as well. Cadance had loosened her thighs so that Banana’s thrusting send her rump up in the air, then getting drilled downward by Glitter ramming her up the ass as well. The princess was so comfortable taking dick from all sides that George started to envy her.

“You know, Princess,” Banana panted even as she bounced Cadance up for Glitter to smack down again. “Anon is going to be getting a job at The Fuzzy Hole soon because he was unfairly let go from his own job by probably-racist-against-ponies humans.”

“How wonderful,” Cadance somehow spoke clearly even though her head was full and she didn’t even slow down the cock gobbling, probably more magic. “I mean the first part, not the second.”

“That’s not exactly what happened,” George panted as his wife re-wrote the story to make it not his fault when it totally was. “But oh yeah… I mean I thought you were just going to put in a good word for me.” He was both dreading and looking forward to that.

“Oh they’ll definitely take you!” Banana assured. “Especially since Caramel will put in a good word as well, and I can let them know you were the first human to bang Equestrian royalty!”

That just made him a bit more nervous since she basically confirmed that it wouldn’t just be a normal job supporting the performers, but actually doing things himself. Given how awkwardly his family reacted to the news that he’d marry a pony, he couldn’t imagine how they’d react to him working here.

“Honestly it’s taken forever to get at a human,” Cadance complained. “Most humans are alarmingly pent up. You can imagine my shock when the first ambassadors I met treated me asking them to bed like it was a war crime.”

George decided not to respond again since he didn’t particularly want that conversation continuing. Instead he glanced back at the viewscreen to find Shining mobbed by all three of his family mares, the position so convoluted that George couldn’t even tell which sticky mare had his dick in them at the moment. Still Shining managed to peek out from between the moist bodies of his daughter and mother to keep an eye on what his lewd wife was doing, and likewise Cadance was keeping an appreciative eye on the screen. What a relationship.

Just as George was a bit distracted, Cadance moaned out around his shaft, her body breaking into a fit of convulsions again as she went off. Her throat clamped down on his shaft like a fleshy vice and he could see her pussy exploding in juice all over Banana and Glitter’s ballsacks.

Of course it wasn’t enough for the princess to get off on her own, and George felt a jolt of magic surge up through him. Actually it felt more like one spell released and another rammed through his body, like she’d been keeping them from getting off before but now blasted them with that weird orgasm spell again.

George couldn’t complain. Expelling so much into her guzzling through probably should have hurt, but the more he unloaded into her, the better each burst of seed into her belly felt, and he could only squeak with the intensity of the moment. Banana and Glitter were making similar noises as they tensed and released heavy loads into the royal twin entries, and after a few long minutes all three of them collapsed atop the alicorn once again. George’s body gave out so abruptly that Cadance had to swiftly turn her head to keep from poking him with her horn.

“Mmm, that’s it,” Cadance purred as she slurped the last spurt of seed from George’s shaft and rolled the glob of sperm around her muzzle while she continued to speak. “It’s nice to know some humans are catching on to a better way of doing things. Maybe if enough of them do that, Congress will cancel that bill barring me from any more diplomatic meetings here. I’m soo glad I had another reason to stop by.”

“That’s… great…” George grunted before falling back onto the bed and sprawling out, dizzy with bliss until he felt his consciousness growing dim.

“Oh, did I overdo it? Is he passing out?” he heard Cadance say. “... hm, let’s see if I can prevent that.”

“You know…” George groaned as a jolt of energy coursed through him and he returned to full awareness. “This probably isn’t exactly healthy… for a human at least.”

“Oh?” Cadance tapped her chin as if it hadn’t occurred to her. “Well if you pass out again, I’ll let you, but no promises that I’ll stop fucking you. Anyway… I just brought you back up because I thought that maybe you’d like to try a gender switch as well? I mean you seem so fascinated when your wife got it.”

“A… shift?” George blinked. He looked over at his spouses to find both of them nodding enthusiastically, hard enough that sweat and various other fluids were spraying off them in a mist. “Yeah why not? Probably won’t have an opportunity to do that often.”

“Oh you definitely won’t,” smirked Cadance. “It’s actually a difficult spell! It’s even more difficult to do painlessly. Nothing puts you out of the mood faster than an excruciating body shift, but mine is almost always painless, so don’t worry.”

“I imagine…” George blinked slowly and felt slightly more nervous.

He didn’t have time to fret for too long though, because Cadance wasn’t waiting on additional confirmation. He felt his body suddenly go completely numb, making any movement feel like he was in a tub of molasses. Suddenly he felt his shaft go completely soft and then begin to invert, and it had to be the strangest thing he’d ever felt. His testicles were pulled into his body, disappearing before his penis seemed to completely invert into a now moist slit. What’s more, his chest started to feel a bit heavier, and he looked down to see it ballooning out until he had a pair of breasts as well.

“Oh your chest swelled up too much I think,” Glitter input. “It’s a little gross, no offense.”

“No, I think… these are about right,” George couldn’t help but smirk a bit as he smacked them back and forth a few times.

“I think humans like the weird swollen ones,” Banana advised Glitter.

“Oh well… that’s fine,” Glitter nodded. “Just don’t expect me to touch them.”

“Cut the chatter,” Cadance’s smirk far out shined George’s. “I’d say it’s time for another three-in-one.”

At this point, George realized that Cadance had cast a spell on herself as well, and was now packing an impressive meat flopped onto the bed where she lay. More impressive than Glitter’s, which started to make George nervous again.

“Oh,” Glitter was far more interested in that than George’s new parts. “Better go for the bum with that, it’s used to taking dick and you don’t want to choke him to death. I’ll choke him instead! Not to death though obviously.”

“So if he’s never had a pusspuss before, does that mean it’s virgin?” Banana asked with interest.

“Oh yes, I made sure to do it like that,” Cadance nodded with a wide grin. “It sounds like we all have our spots now too!”

George had gotten busy squeezing his own breasts, feeling how the pliable flesh gave a bit too much at his fingers like they had a bit of pony pliability to them, but he couldn’t complain. He paused though and looked to see the others staring at him with various predatory expressions and he paused.

“Oh, I’m about to get pounced aren’t I…” George keenly observed.

They answered with confirmation by doing just that. Banana was somehow first, her soft but drenched body colliding with him and pushing him back onto the bed, her shaft pulsing against his belly as she rolled to the side with him. The much larger Cadance edged up behind him more casually, sliding a hoof down his side and then experimentally prodding at the breasts as her own massive shaft flopped out against his thigh. Glitter in turn turned to face opposite the two mares, and before George could say else, the more familiar shaft was flopped out wetly against George’s face, still smelling like bubblegum from having been recently inside Cadance.

Even before anything penetrated, George was overcome with the intensity of being surrounded by soft pliable pony flesh. As Banana and Cadance moved to either side and Glitter covered him from above, it felt like he was inside a soft, warm tummy getting digested into bliss.

Though the pulsation of the three shafts against him quickly reminded him of what was cumming. Cadance’s magic held his rump still, tugging him closer to her in her front hooves and then wrapping her wings around the entire mess of ponies. She prodded her tip against his entrance, making him tense up in anticipation.

It might have been more difficult had it not been for Banana introducing him to his newer hole, rubbing her tip between his folds and rubbing against his clit with one hoof before pressing inward. Pulling herself closer as well, he felt his drooling slit stretch over her, the briefest of pains immediately fading into the pleasure as he felt himself stretched over the magical shaft. Cadance seemed to wait until he was reacting to that to give a firm shove from behind, her seemingly pre-lubricated shaft pushing his rear open as well and grinding against his prostrate as it drove deep. Taking both at once was definitely an experience to remember.

But it wasn’t all there was. As soon as George opened his mouth to moan, he found it stuffed full of Glitter’s familiar taste, swallowing against the tip as soon as it touched the back of his throat. George very much still had his gag reflex, but he had learned to not even bother resisting it, but rather just let it convulse as it would to massage his partner’s shaft pushing down his esophagus.

George heard Shining’s grunt of malcontent from the direction of the view portal as Cadance’s spread wings covering them was blocking most of the view. Cadance only responded to him by sticking her tongue out in that general direction.

“If you want to experience human sex that bad, you should be visiting Earth yourself,” taunted Cadance to her husband.

“Daaaddy…” Flurry’s voice came from the view screen again, followed by more wet noises so George assumed it had become her turn again.

But he could hardly watch the view screen or much of anything else in his current position. He could barely even move, squished between squishy softness as he was. The three worked into a rhythm, pushing into him together rather than alternating, and he felt like he might explode from internal pressure. He managed to get a hand down to his belly to feel and widened his eyes slightly at how much his stomach was bulging with each thrust, to the point that he was certain more of Cadance’s magic was involved.

His rear was stretched more by Cadance than it ever had been, and the sensation of Banana pushing up inside him was incredible. He was certainly her heavy knocks had managed to break open his cervix and push all the way to the back of his womb at this point. Yet rather than feel pain as he probably should at that point, his body was awash in the strangest of pleasures yet.

Glitter had quite a task to outdo the others since George was rather used to taking his dick down the throat at this point. He was up to the challenge though, and even with the magic involved George wasn’t sure how he got the energy to slam his hips as hard as he did, large wet sack smacking George’s face repeatedly in the process.

It felt like this went on for almost an hour at least, and it might well have with Cadance able to hold back their orgasms for as long as she pleased. That whole time he felt pressure building within him, like a dam ready to burst as all his holes seemed to clench up and he started having increasing difficulty breathing.

Cadance released them from the magical hold at once, so a wrecking ball of an orgasm hit all of them at once. George’s thoughts were drowned out by the moans from around him, not to mention all three holes drowned in seed. Cadance packed his behind with more seed than it had ever felt, compounded by his ass being clenched too tightly around her for any to escape. Likewise Banana pumped his other hole full, her hips working into a buzz before finally expelling a womb-filling and overflowing onto them both.

Glitter held George around the neck with his front hooves as he packed the load into his neck, giving him a belly full as well. Far more profuse than usual, George felt like it amounted to a whole meal worth of protein just with the first blast, and his belly continued to swell with more.

The whole thing was too much for him, and by the end George felt his consciousness fading again. His body shivered as he was vaguely aware of them pulling their gooey shafts free, thick spunk pouring out of him from all ends and leaving him in a deep puddle oozing over the bed.

“Mmm, he’s passing out again,” Cadance chuckled. “Well I promised I’d let him sleep, but I also said I wouldn’t stop. And I won’t.”