A DIFFERENT KIND OF EVIL

Chapter 4

A DIFFERENT KIND OF EVIL
MLP:FIM FANFIC

Chapter 4:

The first time I saw Ditzy Doo (I prefer Ditzy because Derpy well... you’ll see) and Vinyl Scratch, my tied for second two favourite ponies after Applejack, they were sitting at a table together, while at the same time being made fun of by those douchebags that made fun of Rainbow Dash in sonic rainboom.
We were walking through what I’m guessing was a resturant district when I noticed them. It was kind of hard to miss, though. Even through welding-goggle dark sunglasses. They were sitting at a table, having a drink, and a few tables over the douchebag trio was yelling insults. Things like “Hey derpy, drop anything lately?” (Hint about my Derpy deal) or “Your music sucks DJ CHOKE-3.” I veered off in that general direction and strapped my vest back on. The three douchebags were facing away from me so I wandered up right behind them and did the deep voice again, this time with accent. “Is ‘ere a problem here?” the tall one spun around. “Why do you care?” I leaned in real close. “Ah asked ya a question. Is. ‘Ere. A. Problem. Here.” They all got up. The short one spoke next. “Maybe there is. What’s it to ya?” I looked at him through my glasses. “Well, ah don’t take very kindly to anyone who makes fun of others.” The shorter ones started to walk around me. The tall one just stood there. “Well that’s none of your business.” I kept good eyes on the other two. “All ah’m askin is that ya’ll stop makin fun of them two girls over there. They don’t look like they done anythin wrong.” The two short ones were on my right and left side. The shortest spoke. “Why don’t you leave before this gets worse.” Ditzy Doo spoke up. She had a... different voice. “Come on, guy’s. Just leave him alone.” The tall one turned to her. “Shut up Derpy. Both of you mind your own freaky-eyed business.” I took off my glasses and set them on the table. “Insult either of them again, ah’ll beat the shit outta ya.” He looked at me and almost jumped back when he saw my eyes. Then he started laughing. “Hey guys, looks like the big hero’s blind.” I rolled my eyes. “Ah’m not blind.” I don’t know when the girls noticed I wasn’t there, but now they were right behind me. At least Applejack was. “Geez, Jens. Ah take mah eyes off ya fer one second and ya get into a fight.” I looked back at her and smiled. “It’s not a fight yet. These here fuck-fucks still got the chance to apologize and leave here conscious.” The tall one got brave. Bad fucking idea. “We’re not apologizing to the goofy-eyed twins.” “Don’t test me.” Vinyl walked over. “This buck’s twice your size there, chubby. Just let it be.” Her and Twilight shared a quick hi before she turned to me and held out a hoof. “Name’s Vinyl Scratch, local DJ, fireworks tech.” She set me up to good. Had to do it... I shook her hoof. “Jens Kristiansen, escaped convict, murderer.” Everypony except us involved left in a screaming panic. Only Applejack, Pinkie, Dash, Twilight, and me were in control of our bodies. (As in, Vinyl, Ditzy, and the three douchebags were shaking in their hooves.) The girls and me all started laughing our asses off. “sorry, ah had t’ do that. Nah, ah’m new in town.” that was good for Vinyl and Ditzy, but the three fags were still scared. Probably because if we did end up scrappin, they might be fighting a killer strapped with weapons. (I thought that might have discouraged them in the first place, but...) Ditzy worked up the courage to come over then. “Umm, hi. I’m Ditzy Doo.” I shook her hoof. The three fags got over their shock right about then. “Hey, why don’t you little fillies let the bucks talk here?” Vinyl gave a dismissive wave of her hoof. “Shut up, hoops.” That was the tall one. He slapped Vinyl on the back of the head, hard enough to knock her glasses off. That was it. “It’s on now boy!” I jumped at him and started punching. One. Two. Three to the gut. Hard. One to the face, not hard, just enough to leave him dazed. The two short ones ran at me at the same time. I stuck a hoof out to catch one by the face and flip him onto his back, then a hard left to the face to knock his sorry ass out. The other one I flipped over my back onto the ground on his and quickly put him in a headlock. “Now, apologize.” He was pulling at my foreleg trying to get out. “I’m not apologizing to those freaky eyed little filly-foolers.” That was kind of surprising. I tightened my grip so he actually had trouble breathing. “We both know that aint true. In fact, ah’d say they have very pretty eyes.” Ditzy and Vinyl blushed hard. “So, apologize, or ah’ll make sure yer last conscious sight today is my hoof.” I loosened my grip a little. “You like them so much? You say it.” I squeezed his throat for a few seconds, then dropped him. His one buddy was starting to get up. “Ya know what the sad part o all this is?” I gestured to Pinkie with a hoof. “She can easily kick muh ass, when ah’m in perfect health...” I pulled the side of my vest open to expose the bandages, which were actually pretty bloody now, not good. “And ah just kicked all three o yer asses after ah just got shot.” Vinyl and Ditzy Doo stared in horror at the bandages. The two conscious douchebags did too. Rainbow Dash wandered over and had a look. “You should really let Twilight fix that.” the two douchebags did their last stupid thing of the day. “Why do you care? Rainbow Crash.” I dropped the short one with a hard right, then the tall one. “Let’s get outta here.” We started walking again, Vinyl and Ditzy following us, asking all kinds of questions. “Where did you learn that!?” “Ah kinda just made it up.” That was so true. I never learned any kind of martial arts, but that was some crazy shit. “Where are you from?” that was unexpected, but it had to have come up eventually. I lied. “Ah don’t really know.” She followed up with more questions as we went on our way, apparently with two more mares than before.

We didn’t get far before I started to feel dizzy and get a little weak. “Uh, girls. Ah think... ah think ah... got a...problem here.” CRASH!!! Face first into a garbage can. I wasn’t out, but I was down. “Ah think ah’ll jus have a nap here.” Twilight picked me up with her magic... Out of the pile of garbage I was laying in. “Oh, this is bad. We have to hurry.” I won’t go into detail about the whole trip, just that I was acting like I was on acid from the blood loss.

Twilight blew through her front door, dropped me face up on the couch, and started looking for a book that might help. Didn’t take her more than five seconds to find it. Don’t remember the title, or much else. Just that she ripped off the bandages, closed the wound up, and somehow magically conjured up enough blood to keep me alive and to help me more or less feel better. (Fucking SWEET!) I was awake, but I was feeling a little weak. I wasn’t about to complain. I had six hot girls hovering over me. (Yes, I think Ditzy’s hot, deal with it.)

Twilight eventually got calmed down enough to remember she wanted to “examine” me. (I still think she was just looking for an excuse to check me out) she made me lay face down on a mat on the floor and spread out my wings. I insisted on recording this. Not that anypony cared. So I started up my mp3 player’s voice recorder. (Yeah I got one. Paid all of 20 bucks for it too.) Right around then Spike wandered in. “Uhh, Twilight? Who is this guy?” “He’s... a friend.” I was gonna get up and say hi, but I was feeling lazy. So I stuck out a hoof in his general direction. “What’s up? Names Jens.” He shook my hoof. “I’m Spike.” Twilight butted in. “Spike, take notes please. You ready Jens?” not really but... “Oh yeah, my body is so ready.” Vinyl giggled. She had the cutest one so far. “Your voice changed.” Right, just met her. “Yeah, my accent is weird like that. Comes and go- H-H-HOLY SHIT!!!” Twilight cast a spell that is basically the Equestrian version of an MRI. My skin turned clear, as did my blood, and all of the internal shit became visible. Couldn’t help but look back and check out what was going on. Sweet. You know your day isn’t so bad when you can watch your heart beat without ripping open your chest. Twilight had control over what she saw to. She could see organs, blood vessels, anything she wanted. Whatever she didn’t want to see was invisible. She got started. “Spike, write this down. Internal organs: normal positioning, appear to be healthy, WAIT! There is no appendix. This is strange.” I almost laughed. “Yeah, I got that taken out a few years ago.” Everypony (and dragon) stared at me. “What? I had an... accident... with a car jump a few years ago, it was... damaged, Doctors took it out to save my life, no big deal.” At the same time they all yelled: “OF COURSE IT’S A BIG DEAL!” I just shook my head. “Whatever, it’s gone. Let’s leave it at that.” that was apparently good enough. “Okay. Spike, keep writing. Skeleton: standard Pegasus structure, but, they’re thicker, and appear to have some kind of coating, they must be much stronger than regular bones, but the subject is still as light as a Pegasus his size should be. I’ve never seen anything like this.” Everypony besides Twilight was either looking at, or hearing something really scary, or really exciting, judging by the expressions on their faces. I was really excited. I was learning about all the “upgrades” whoever it was gave me. I picked back up on twilights observations. “...and appear to be in the normal position. Muscles: very strange. They are... big, overdeveloped. I don’t know if it’s magic, or what. But whatever made the changes to the subject is definitely more advanced than anything I’ve come across.” She started poking me in different places. And it felt good. “The muscles are soft when they aren’t being used, but they seem to be compacted for some reason. Jens, can you flex your stomach and chest muscles?” I did, and I heard more than one pony gasp. Talk about an ego boost. “Oh my... um...” she started poking again. Fuck. “I... uhh...” she stopped poking and started rubbing. Holy sweet fuck, I am so going to hell for letting her do this, not that I could move, much less speak. “So... the subject’s muscles drastically reduce in size when they are not in use, making him appear slightly weaker than he actually is. Not to say he is small. In fact, he is about as tall as Princess Luna, maybe taller.” Her rubbing got a little too close to my wings. POMF! The creepy part is that no one noticed. Except maybe Spike. Then she started rubbing my wings directly. Too good. I closed my eyes, plopped my head down, and started trying not to moan. She kept going, all the way along the underside, then along the leading edge. I started biting my tongue to try and avoid letting out a moan. It took a minute, but she did stop. “Uhh, it appears the subject’s wings are missing critical flight feathers.” I craned my neck to look at her. “What!?” she had an apologetic look. “Sorry, but it looks like you can’t fly, at least not right now.” Well fuck. That sucks.

After a few minutes of explanation I got the gist of it. Feathers needed to fly are gone, but they will grow back. Twilight continued examining me, now writing her own notes. She didn’t speak until she came across another difference between me and a regular pony. “Oh, this is interesting.” Applejack looked confused. “What is, Twi?” Twilight did something where everything, bones, organs, muscles, etc. turned invisible. All except tiny red glowing lines all over my body. There were barely any on my sides and legs, but there were so many on my back, wings, my entire underside, around where my cutie marks were, and on my... package, that they were pretty much solid red. Twilight pointed at my neck. “There appears to be a huge concentration on the back of his neck too.” Applejack pushed my head down and held it. “What are these? They’re even on his ears and in his mouth. Ah don’t think... oh. Ah get it. Thanks fer showin me these, Twilight. Ah owe you one.” Everypony except Twi, AJ, and me pretty much said in unison: “what are they?” I knew. I wish I didn’t, but I knew. Twilight answered them. “These are his nerves. The more concentrated they are, the more sensitive that area is. But his are not at all like a pony’s. Well, the pattern is the same, but the amount is different. It looks like most of the nerves from the less sensitive areas have been moved to more sensitive areas.” Twilight’s head shot up, her expression just screamed realization. “That’s why you didn’t feel it when you got shot!” I held a hoof out to stop her. “I felt it, but it didn’t hurt that bad.” She put a hoof on the back of my neck, and I locked up. That was new. NOT! “So, you can feel if something touches you, just getting injured in those areas doesn’t hurt as much?” I didn’t answer, because her hoof was on pretty much the second most sensitive part of my body. I think you can guess the one area more sensitive. (Two if you include my wings) Twilight shook her hoof. She might as well have started rubbing again. “Jens?” I grunted. I tried not to, but it was useless. She shook again. “You okay?” I tilted my head back and let out a big groan. Shuddering like a champ. I seriously tried not to, I really did. But you try getting a super sensitive area handled by Twilight and not make noise. The back of my neck is super fucking sensitive. Absolutely no part of the human body would come close. Not one part. Anyway, Twilight drew her hoof back. “OH! I’m so so- wait! You liked that, didn’t you?” it took me a second to recover, but I did. “I didn’t so much like it as was surprised by it. Never knew that my neck was so sensitive. Or that you had a natural talent for handling my body.” She was blushing with a vengeance. “Uhh... thank you?” everypony, including me, was wishing for a distraction, and blushing like a motherfucker. Awkward moment right here.

Luckily Equestria’s timing is awesome like that. Spike cane running down the stairs. Not sure when he left. “Twilight! The princesses are here!” Not surprising, still shocking. Almost expected both of them to show up. I looked to Twilight after AJ let me get up. “Twilight!? I thought you only wrote to Luna. You did, right?” “Calm down, Jens.” Celestia said as she walked in. She knew my name!? Oh, now it makes sense. I was still scared though. She continued. “It’s good to see you’re adjusting to being a pony, though I do wish you would have waited before getting into two fights and sending three griffins and ponies to urgent care.” I hung my head down. “Sorry, ma’am.” Then Rainbow Dash came to my rescue. “It wasn’t his fault, really. Those griffins were gonna rob us, and-” Celestia cut her off. “I know, Rainbow Dash. I also know what the fight in the middle of town was about. I actually wish to thank you, Jens, for starting your main job early.” I just stared at her, confused. “Huh?” she rolled her eyes. “Not for beating up some bullies, but the griffin robbers. I don’t know if you know this, but Equestria’s... local forces, aren’t exactly top notch. Ponies just aren’t killers. Even the wonderbolts couldn’t take down those griffins, much less anything more serious, and they were the best we had. Until we found you, of course. And gave you some toys.” I was starting to get it. “So... ah’m your... what, spec-ops? Black-ops? Assassin? Give me a hint here.” Another roll of the eyes. “You are needed for a number of things. The most important one is to protect Equestria’s citizens from whatever is threatening their safety. There are many other things that will be asked of you in time. Some will be very simple, and most likely enjoyable. Others will be dangerous, perhaps even life-threatening. I need to know right now. Will you put yourself in harm’s way for Equestria?” I stood at attention and saluted. Mostly for show. “MA’AM YES MA’AM!” she almost looked surprised. “Would you please tell me why you seem so eager?” I figured I was pretty much Equestria’s entire capable military force, so I decided it would be fine to keep the show up. “MA’AM, BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL PROUD, AND I WOULD BE A BITCH OF AN EXCUSE FOR A MAN IF AH DIDN’T, MA’AM!” she giggled a little bit. “Well, in that case, I need to speak to you, Twilight, and Applejack in private.” I noticed that Vinyl and Ditzy were looking at me funny. Might as well show them. I turned back into a human. They jumped, and pretty much had a seizure. I noticed something too, pony with no clothes on equals human in boxers and shorts. At least I wasn’t naked. Vinyl choked out a few words. “W-w-what a-are you?” I went back to being a pony. Not doing that again without clothes on. “Ah’m just a regular guy, with some small differences.” Luna took that as her cue. She pointed her horn at me and it started glowing. “That reminds us, we forgot to make one change.” I felt what she was doing. “Woah there, Luna. Ah don’t think ah need ya’ll messin around with muh private areas.” Everypony looked at Luna. “Did thou not want to impress mares that might make love to him?” I had to laugh. “Fuck sakes, Luna. Ah know ya’ll might not have wanted to look there, but ah think ah’m good enough. Besides, ah know how to impress a girl in the sack, it’s more than just size.” With that I followed Celestia, Twi, and AJ into Twilight’s bedroom. Everypony else was staring at me, jaws on the floor. And at least two mares in fantasy land.

As soon as the door to Twilight’s room was shut, Princess Celestia got down to business. “Jens, you won’t understand this, but I think I should tell you regardless. Equestria is in danger. Not from any specific species, but from a group calling themselves the NEW RULE.” I was almost freaking out. She was telling me this, knowing I’m one guy. One guy that is definitely not special forces or anything really. Besides airsoft wars with a bunch of other teenagers, I have never really had actual combat experience. Even as good as I am this is some heavy shit. I mean, sure I’ve been shot at... multiple times... and that has probably been one of the safer things I have been involved in, but still. I turn eighteen in what? One, two... holy shit. Three days. Three days until my birthday.
It took me a second to realize I was my train of thought derailed and killed everyone on board. After a good shake of my head I got back on track. “So... Equestria is being threatened by terrorists?” Celestia nodded. “Yes. They want a war. Their people versus Equestria. Normally, I would have the royal guards confront them and imprison them, but as I said, ponies just aren’t killers. These people calling themselves the NEW RULE are, and they have the means to do so. That is the real reason you are here.” My jaw was on the floor at yes. “The means to do so?” she hesitated before telling me. “You aren’t the first human to come to Equestria, and the others had weapons too.” I almost fell over. Equestria could still surprise me after all. “What kind of weapons? And how long have they been here?” Celestia just came right out. “They came here forty years ago. They have guns that would have been around during that time on earth, but they have been building them for about six years now. Any advancements they have made will be unknown to me. They have about two hundred... I guess you would call them insurgents, scattered around camps in different parts of Equestria. Exactly where, I don’t know. But I do know they plan to strike Canterlot in ten to twelve days.” I was borderline on insanity. “HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS!?” she started sounding more positive. “One of their own... defected... about two weeks ago and has been providing us with everything he knows.” “Another human?” she shook her head. “A pony.” I thought ponies just weren’t killers. Whatever. “Okay, okay, what you know about tactics, squad deployments, that kind of shit?” she raised an eyebrow. “Not much. I have tripled the number of royal guards on duty, and put watchers on all the roads near Canterlot.” I shook my head and facehoofed. “Don’t do that.” the eyebrow went higher. “Why?” “They’ll know someone is informing you and will change all of their plans. Then your Intel is worth precisely, dick.” She lowered that eyebrow. Finally. That thing is creepy. I started walking towards her. “Ah gotta ask ya somethin.” I took to staring at the floor right about then. “Look, ah’ll do anythin ah can to help, but ah need to know, why me? Ah mean, ah’m good, but ah turn eighteen in three days, ah aint exactly good with smart people stuff, an we both know ah ain’t very stable in the brain. Why didn’t ya choose someone more... educated?” Celestia giggled. Yeah, giggled. “That’s why.” I must have looked so confused. “Huh?” She put a hoof on my shoulder. “You are exactly what we were looking for. An unusual person. Someone who is very good at what he does, and can be good at other things if he needs to be, and will do what he needs to do. Someone who takes little notice to change, and simply adapts to suit the situation, which you seem to do very quickly. I won’t lie; Luna and I have been... watching you... for quite some time. We had to make sure we were bringing the right human. I don’t think we could have made a better choice. You say you aren’t smart, but you are. In a different way. I have seen some of your creations, and I must say, they are very good considering you built them by yourself in an afternoon, and you really are good at driving them. Nobody on this entire planet would dare to attempt the things you seem to do on a weekly, if not daily, basis.” She paused, like she was wondering what to say next. “I watched when you last went hunting. You move through the forest with such grace, such speed, but you hardly make a noise, and that outfit you wear makes you all but invisible when you aren’t moving. (She’s talking about my ghille suit) You handle your weapon perfectly judging by what I’ve seen, and I’ve seen that you are a good shot, even when you are moving. It’s a beautiful thing to watch. Except for the killing, I enjoy watching you hunt.” I had on one serious blush. I’m pretty sure she was just trying to flatter me into something. It was working, I would have jumped out a window if she told me to. “Thanks, ma’am.” She took her hoof off my shoulder and walked over to Applejack. “Applejack, I know about you two.” The face Applejack made was so freakin cute. Blood red cheeks, giant eyes, all that good stuff. “Well, ah, um, ya see, it’s just, um...” she was silenced by celesta’s hoof on her shoulder. “It’s alright, Applejack. I was hoping you two might find each other.” Both of us had our mouths open. “What?” Celestia giggled again. I hate myself for this, but I think it’s really cute. “You two seem like the perfect couple. Strong, dependable, loyal, and according to Twilight’s letter, very affectionate towards each other.” Applejack didn’t look too happy about that. “Twi, just what did ya’ll write in that letter?” it was Twilight’s turn to be red faced. “Oh, well... I wrote about Jens here, and his eyes, and about how he seemed so settled in almost immediately after getting here, and... I may have written a small paragraph about you two being so... drawn to each other... and how I was concerned you two might be getting... intimate... after just meeting each other, and that he isn’t exactly a real pony.” FINALLY!!! At long last, THAT came up. Applejack did pretty much the same thing she did at the spa, except her words were different. “Ah told ya, Twi. He’s MAH buck. Ah don’ care what ya’ll think about him, cuz AH like him.” I tackle-hugged her. Had to. “You’re so fucking awesome, I love yooouuu.” I really squeezed her at the end. Her and Celestia started laughing. “Well thanks, ya big softie.” I got right serious... kinda. “Only for you... and maybe a couple other girls... we’ll see.” Applejack burst out laughing, Twilight stared at me confused, and Celestia cleared her throat. “About that. You might consider not letting three mares do things to you outside... especially when Luna and I are flying overhead.” I let go of Applejack and stood straight up. More horrified than surprised. Twilight was switching between staring at me, Celestia, and Applejack. “WHAT!? You saw that?” Celestia giggled again. FUCK! “Yes. We were looking for you and when we found you... we decided to give you some time alone.” She gave me an evil smirk, then added. “With Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash.” Twilight took off down the stairs yelling something about something. The three of us that were left started laughing. I had to admit, as embarrassing as that was and will be, that was a good one. “Nice, Princess. Tactical trolling. Gonna add that one to my list of things to try on the battlefield.” We laughed a little longer before deciding to go and see how badly Twilight was overreacting.

We made our way down the stairs eventually. They weren’t so much stairs as a big ramp. Twilight was taking that news better than I expected. She only was screaming a little bit. “Why would you do that!? You hardly know him!” Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie seemed to be calm as can be. “Well, Applejack trusts him. Shouldn’t that be good enough?” Twilight jabbed a hoof at Pinkie Pie. “But YOU were the ones having sex with him.” Everypony except Twi, Vinyl, and Ditzy exploded in laughter. “No, no, Twi. We were jus makin out. The furthest those two got was muh wings.” Luna spoke up. “The way you were squirming, we could have gotten the wrong idea.” My face turned beet red. “Ah think that had somethin to do with your little modifications. Thanks, by the way.” Luna raised an eyebrow. Not as creepy as her sister. “Why are you thanking us?” I passed a hoof over my body. “Fer this. Ah like bein a pony way better than bein a human. Minus the fact ah don’t have hands.” Everypony looked at me. Vinyl and Ditzy looked at me funny. “What? Somethin wrong with that?” Applejack stuck her face right in front of mine. Her eyes were huge. “Ya mean... ya’ll... don’t like bein human?” I put a hoof on her cheek. “Not when this is the alternative. Besides, ah don’t think a six foot tall hairless monkey has much... sexual appeal to ya.” Applejack leaned forward and kissed me, then pushed until I was on my back again, keeping contact the whole time. Fuck Equestria is awesome. She didn’t stop until Vinyl started talking. “Aww. They look so cute together.” Applejack broke the kiss and jumped up, leaving me stunned. Takes me a second to wrap my head around the fact someone is kissing me.

After all of the awws and giggles stopped I remembered a bunch of things I wanted to know. “Hey, what’s it look like when I go between human and pony?” Rainbow Dash answered. “It’s awesome! You like... EXPLODE in lightning and then you’re changed.” That is awesome. I found my vest and strapped it on. Celestia asked. “What are you doing?” I looked up at her. “I’m just trying some things. Give me a sec. I turned human, and I was clothed. So, pony with any clothing on equals fully clothed human. Good. I went back to pony and pulled a knife out. This is kind of where I get weirded out. The knife was kind of in my wrist, but I had a good grip on it. Equestrian physics prove useful. I flipped it around my hoof a few times. Worked good, better than I used to be able to. Modifications include hand-eye coordination, or hoof-eye, depending what form I’m using. I did some more shit but I will skip that. Celestia had some more shit to finish.

Celestia asked us all to sit around while she explained some shit. Ditzy left after remembering she had something to do, but that still left nine of us including Spike. Anyway, Celestia started with the bad news. “Twilight, I have a favour to ask.” She turned to me and Applejack. (Of course we were sitting together, well, she was sitting on my lap, and I was sitting like Lyra hugging her. That got some laughs.) “Now, as much as I would like to let you stay with Applejack. I need you close to town in case I need to contact you. So I have to ask you to stay here, with Twilight.” SHIT. SHIT. FUCK. SHIT!!! That made both me and Applejack sink. Celestia did look apologetic. “I’m sorry, but that’s the way it has to be. You are free to do what you want during the day, as long as we can find you, but you have to be here during the night.” She put on a big idea face. “At least, you have to be in town. Deal?” I pouted like a little kid. “Okay.” Celestia looked to the window. “Speaking of which. It will be sundown in a few hours.” She pulled a bag out from under her wings and tossed it to me. I gave it a quick look. “What’s this?” Luna stood up. “We are asking a lot of you. Did you not think we would pay you?” I thought about it. “Never crossed my mind.” That’s when my day took a bad turn. Celestia stood up. “I almost forgot. I wanted to wait until you were awake before I did this. Applejack, you may want to move.” She did, and went to the other side of the room with the others. I stood up, looking really worried. Celestia added. “Let’s just call this an early birthday present.” Her horn started glowing and she pointed it at me. “Now this may hurt a bit.” I felt her magic pick me off of the ground. Then it started hurting, really bad. As in, worse than when I was still in my room. Way, way worse. I was thrashing around screaming. “AAAHHHH!!! F-FUUUCCK!!! GAHHHH!!!” I managed to look at a foreleg. Electricity was arcing over my skin. I felt that, and a serious burning on my head and around my tail. It didn’t stop either, it kept getting worse. The burning got really fucking bad, and I felt something pulling at my wings so hard I thought it would tear them off. Even screaming was painful, and I couldn’t stop. The best I did was let out a gurgling scream. I heard Applejack screaming too, but she was screaming words. “Please, Princess. You’re hurting him! Just stop! PLEASE!!!” Celestia let up a bit. Enough so I could kind of speak. “w-what the fuck? AAHH!!!” I saw everypony standing behind her. They looked absolutely horrified. Luna walked up beside her sister and her horn started glowing. “We are almost done, just one last push. This will hurt much more, though.” My eyes were wide open, but my irises were the smallest they could get. A ball of blue light formed just in front of me and started moving towards my chest. “N-NO! PLEASE, STOP!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!” as soon as it touched me everything got a lot brighter, and the pain was back. It was way worse though, just as Luna promised. I lost the ability to scream. At least, I lost the ability to hear myself scream. I watched Applejack start to tear up. I felt my chest getting ripped open and something really fucking hot stuck inside. My hearing came back and I managed to scream one more time before I heard the loudest explosion I ever heard, and saw the brightest flash I ever seen, and I’ve been a test subject of police flashbangs for the local SWAT team. The blast sent me through the front door, blowing it apart. I remember flying through the air, my head hitting something hard, and then blackness.

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