Beavis and Butt-Head Do Equestria

Beavis and Butt-Head Do Equestria

By NocturneD

Celestia looked puzzled at the two. "Yes, the discovery of friendship is a rather long mysterious road you two." She smiled, "But in due time you'll learn."

Pinkie Pie spaced herself in between the two teens, "Princess Celestia?"

Celestia looked down at the pink pony, "Yes Pinkie Pie?"

"My friends here did learn that being in a new place can be strange but as long as they try hard together they are never alone. I'm willing to help and so are my friends." Pinkie chimed, "My friends are their friends."

Twilight smiled, "Pinkie that was wonderful and from the heart."

Celestia smiled, "That's a good way of thinking about it Pinkie Pie." She looked at Spike, "Spike take a letter." The dragon did so, "I Princess Celestia hereby declare the Elements of Harmony and anypony in Equestria willing to help Sir Beavis and Sir Boot-head..."

Butt-head interrupted, "Uh that's Butt-head."

Celestia continued, "To ensure their safety and to become citizens of Equestria."

The ponies around them cheered, the two teens just stood there annoyed.

Celestia wistfully concluded, "Beavis and Butt-head, I trust that you will help my student Twilight Sparkle and her friends to discovery more about friendship. I also entrust you two to write friendship reports."

Again the ponies cheered.

"Uh... I learned something." Butt-head chuckled.

"I did too. Eh heh heh." Beavis added.

Celestia nodded and waited, "Wonderful. Care to share?"

"Uh... Beavis's mom is a slut. Uh huh huh." Butt-head chuckled.

Suddenly Beavis lifted one of his feet and swiftly kicks Butt-head in the testicles. Butt-head held his crotch and withered on the ground, coughing.

Beavis yelled, "Damn it Butt-head that's getting really old!"

The ponies were stunned, even Celestia and Luna with their mouths open wide.

Beavis chuckled, "Oh it's my turn I guess. Eh heh heh. I learned that... Twinkle Spickle clogged the toilet at Rarity's house the other day."

Rarity fainted at this point remembering the terrible mess.

Twilight was burning red from anger and embarrassment, "Beavis that's the worst friendship report I eve..."

"SHUT UP I'M NOT DONE YET!" Beavis shouted with his eyes enlarged and fists shaking.

"Such insolence." Luna gasped.

Celestia brought her arm to Luna's face, "No... no I want to hear more." Beavis went on and on, most ponies had a good laugh others weren't so happy. Princess Celestia took interest in the two, still scoffed at the idea of one friend hurting the other. She gave Twilight Sparkle and her friends another assignment to do. To study Beavis and Butt-head, if anything remarkable please send a letter quickly to her and arrange a meeting at the palace. Twilight wanted to give a report right away about the horn Beavis was wielding, but Celestia again told Twilight especially to keep an eye on it.

"Are you sure princess?" Twilight asked her teacher with a hint of worry.

"Don't fret my faithful student." Celestia assured hers student. "The horn could be a mere coincidence..." The princess turned her head and thought, "Or maybe something to fear if it fell into the wrong hands."

Beavis shoved the horn in his pants to make it look like he had a pointy erection.

Butt-head rose from the ground slowly, still chuckling, "I get the point Beavis."

Beavis started to rub the horn inside his pants, closed his eyes and smiled, "I wish for... some more nachos!" And poof, a tray of nachos appeared in his hands complete with tortilla chips and extra hot gooey cheese.

"Well this is enticing." Luna observed.

Beavis held out the tray and offered, "Want some?"

Luna took a single chip into her mouth, slowly letting it crunch and crunch. Her straight smirk, then turned into a happy delicious smile. "We are pleased with these nachos! We would like more!" The magic horn summoned another couple of trays, "HA HA! THE NACHOS HAVE BEEN DOUBLED!"

"Hey! Don't spoil your meal on nachos alone! I made a lot of cupcakes!" Pinkie protested.

"Shut up and have a taco. Uh huh huh." Butt-head shoved the taco into Pinkie's mouth.

Pinkie slowly munched and munched, then smiled, "Where have these been all my life?" She looked at Beavis, "Mr. Beavis summon up more tacos!" Later that night it was very gassy from all the Mexican food. Rarity never let Twilight use her bathroom ever again.

Three days later at the Sugar Cube Corner, Beavis and Butt-head were doing the morning shift again. Pinkie announced another party was going to be taking place that afternoon for Rarity's second fashion show. Famous ponies from Canterlot were invited from Hoity Toity, Photo Finish to Saphire Shores, Fancy Pants, plus more. They waited for Pinky to leave.

"Hey Butt-Head?" Beavis asked. "Why is it that this town is always throwing a party for something?"

"Uh... I dunno." Butt-head answered, "Parties are cool and everything but they do get boring because of who they throw them for."

"I know. Pinkie Pie is always making a party for the dumbest reasons..." Beavis grunted.

"What was yesterdays about? Uh huh huh." Butt-head asked.

"Eh heh heh. Probably to celebrate that she left a two foot poop in the toilet." Beavis picked his nose.

"I thought it was to celebrate that Tinkle Spray fat ass got bigger." Butt-head chuckled.

"Or maybe Spike stuck a diamond up his butt." Beavis chuckled fasted.

"Does he still want to stick his diamond up Rarity's butt?" Butt-head asked.

Beavis frowned, "That's not nice Butt-head eh heh. He really likes her or something."

"We should like... Help him with dating advice." Butt-head offered.

Beavis frowned, "Uh... I just got something... Don't you have to like... date someone already to give advice?"

Butt-head, "Well how many have you been on?"

Beavis picked his nose again, "None... you?"

Butt-head lied then chuckled, "Uh I went on like... three... Uh huh huh."

Beavis's eyes widened, "Whoa really? Well I'll be damned eh heh heh." Then his face went straight, "When was this?"

Butt-head ofcourse lied again, "Uh... When you weren't around."

Beavis asked, "So who were these chicks?"

Butt-head kept the streak going, "Uh... you wouldn't know them. They're from... Canada Dry or something..."

The two shared silence together.

"Want to make nachos again?" Beavis asked.

"Uh... I'm sick of nachos right now... Uh huh huh." Butt-head chuckled, "How about pizza?"

"Eh heh heh. Burgers?" Beavis suggested.

Butt-head's eyes widened, "Uh burgers sound good." His eyes went normal again then frowned, "Uh... didn't Pinkie say like... meat isn't a dell cunt sea or something?"

"Wonder where they keep the meat around here?" Beavis turned his head to look left then right.

Butt-head looked at the trash can nearby, "Well ponies practically eat flowers and crap..."

Pinkie Pie came back into the room all excited as usual, bouncing up and down, "Come on guys the morning to noon shift is over! Time to go feed Fluttershy's animals!"

Beavis and Butt-head looked at each other.