Beavis and Butt-Head Do Equestria

Beavis and Butt-Head Do Equestria: Friendship Sucks

By NocturneD

"Now for your next lesson Twinkle." Butt-head said.

"It's Twilight." Twilight corrected him.

"Dumb ass says what?" Butt-head muttered.

"What?" Twilight winced.

The two teens laugh uncontrollably.

It's been a couple of days and Twilight was slowly picking up on their behavior. Writing down endless notes studying the two. While most of it interested her, other notes had her worried. She often wondered if there were more humans like them out there and if they acted like them, if so then humanity is really stupid. Cheerilee invited the three to attend a school day. Of course Beavis and Butt-head refused but Twilight talked them in because Cheerilee promised snacks. And so now...

"Hey Butt-head. I'm getting a stiffy in this desk." Beavis tried to move in the small desk then grunted.

"I don't even have room for a stiffy." Butt-head grunted.

"You know you two didn't have to sit down in those." Twilight beamed.

"Oh." Butt-head stood up still with the chair stuck around his waist as Beavis did as well. Twilight managed to find the two some chairs, not appropriate sizes but it will have to do. The purple unicorn sat down next to them. The school bell rang and the children got into their seats. Cheerilee came in last.

"Alright children take your seats we got some things to go over today." Cheerilee marched to the front of the classroom. She turned around and smiled, "I would like you all to give a warm clop for our guests Mr. Beavis and Butt-head joining our class for the day." The children clopped their hooves on their little desks except for Diamond Tierra and Silver Spoon. Cheerilee walked over to her desk to look for something. "Hmmm.. That's odd. I could of sworn I graded the tests yesterday and left them in my desk." She shuffled through her desk some more.

Just then Beavis let out a huge fart. The children roared in laughter along with Butt-head. Cheerilee looked up to see Twilight beaming at the two. She raised her hooves, "Okay children funny noise time is over." The children eased down.

Just then Butt-head let out a louder fart. The children laughed even harder. Twilight started to fan the smell away from her. Then out of nowhere Scootaloo thought it would be funny so she farted as well, not as powerful but it was noticeable.

"OH OH ME NEXT!" Sweetie Bell stood up on her desk and had her flank facing Diamond Tierra. "HUNGGGGH." The white unicorn grunted then set off an even louder fart powerful enough to blow the tierra off Diamond Tierra's head. By at this time, every one except Twilight and Cheerilee were laughing. Beavis and Butt-head applauded Sweetie Belle.

"Well tarnation it smells worse than cow pie in here." Apple Bloom sniffed.

"Next pony that farts gets a detention." Cheerilee tried to keep her cool, just then she farted. She blushed and gave a weak smile. "Do we all need to take a time out and use the restroom?"

"Snips is already in there." Sweetie Belle pointed at the door.

Cheerilee rolled her eyes, "When is he not in there?"

Twilight wanted to gag from the smell. Beavis and Butt-head continued to laugh as some of the children fell out of their seats from laughing too hard.

"FUS RO DAH!" Beavis shook his arms violently.

"Come on Twinkle it's your turn!" Butt-head turned his head to the purple unicorn.

"I can't!" She gagged.

"TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT!" The children cheered. Cheerilee just sighed, she knew it wasn't going to be a good day.

Twilight took a deep breath and asked, "If I do this will you two please just try to get through the day without being destructive?

"Uh. Probably." Butt-head chuckled.

Twilight tried to release gas but the only thing she felt was a light push. She concentrated her magic on intensifying the sound from one to twelve. Hopefully this would shut the two up. She grunted and pushed. Beavis shouted with all his, "DAMN IT! DO IT TWILIGHT!" He shook his arms more. Twilight shrieked and lost concentration. She released a fart so loud it blew out some ear drums and somehow the smell intensified. Soon the room was no longer had breathable air. Cheerilee ordered everyone out of the classroom as they gagged. The smell was so intense it flowed out the windows are started traveling around Ponyville. Beavis and Butt-head just stood there and laughed and gagged then laughed again.

Apple Jack was by her stand selling apples as usual. She just finished making a sale by selling some red and green apples to a random pony who needed it for a pie. Apple Jack ofcourse just loved talking about apples. Just not rotten apples. She smiled, "You have a good day ma'am!" Apple jack waved the customer off.

Rarity and Pinkie Pie came to the stand. Rarity smiled, "Well hello there Apple Jack how's business?"

"Been having a good day so far." Apple Jack nodded proudly, "My stock is almost gone and tomorrows shipment is going to be really good."

"Oh boy!" Pinkie bounced. She stopped then sniffed the air. "Pee u..."

"Did a sewage line break again darling?" Rarity waved her hoof in front of her face.

Apple Jack sniffed, "I'm used to terrible smell but... dang."

Suddenly they heard the children screaming as Cheerilee was telling them to run.

"What in tarnation?" Apple Jack raised her hat. "Apple Bloom?"

"RUN SIS! IT'S AWFUL!" Apple Bloom coughed.

"What happened?" Rarity shrieked.

"Well..." Sweetie Belle brushed her hoof to the ground for a minute before saying, "We were having a farting session in school with Mr. Beavis and Butt-head. Then we were all cheering for Twilight to fart but she made one too big!"

Pinkie laughed at the idea of a fart contest, "Wished I went."

"HUH?" Scootaloo fiddled with her ear. Apparently she was the unlucky one that went deaf.

"I figured those two were involved somehow." Apple Jack smirked.

Suddenly the doomsday sirens came on and the police ponies were shouting for every pony to evacuate the city. Apple Jack lead every pony to her farm were they could seek shelter in their bomb shelter big enough to fit the entire town in. Half of the ponies were shouting and screaming, also gagging and falling over with green faces looking dead.

"Oh dear this is what it was like back during the Cold Pony war. Ofcourse after the bombs fell we had zombies to deal with." Granny Smith said aloud. "And you all thought I was crazy when I built this shelter back in the 50s!"

Doctor Whooves looked over, "Any pony want to trade seats?"

The mayor spoke up, "Don't worry every pony I called the Hazmat team and they should take care of this quickly. Let's just hope its not another terrorist attack using toxic clouds."

"That toxic cloud came from Twilight Sparkle's ass!" Apple Bloom shouted. Every pony looked at each other for as solid ten seconds, Derpy started cracking up then every pony started laughing. Apple Jack smacked her little sister over the head. "OW!"

"Has any pony seen Twilight Sparkle?" Apple Jack asked.

Every pony looked around then shook their head.

Meanwhile outside of town. Twilight Sparkle and the two teens were walking to Sweet Apple acres. The two continued to laugh as Twilight grunted. She messed up the spell and now she has what appears to look like wavy lines coming from her flank that looked like a greenish brown version of Nightmare Moon's tail floating upwards.

"Like. Damn Twilight." Butt-head chuckled.

"Yeah yeah. Didn't know you had it in you." Beavis chuckled.

"Can we please not talk about this?" Twilight grunted.

The hazmat eventually came and examined the town. Apparently it was labeled under a class nine toxic gas. The ponies on Ponyville were told that the town was obviously tainted and was no longer liveable, it was said that it was going to take a couple weeks to flush out the gas. So now every pony had to live somewhere else for two weeks.

"I'm so sorry you guys." Twilight apologized.

The camera zooms over to the other ponies wearing gas masks.

"Ah Twilight accidents do happen." Apple Jack said through her gas mask making her sound like a mosquito.

"You call that an accident?" Dash pointed out.

"Yeah. We all have accidents." Butt-head chuckled.

"Especially me." Beavis chuckled faster.

"So where do we go now?" Dash asked.

"Well. We can always give Appleloosa a visit." Apple Jack brought up. "Always wanted to go back and visit the cousins."

"Canterlot sounds cleaner." Rarity brought up.

"Hmm. Good point." Apple Jack replied.

"Might want to send a letter to princess Celestia first to say that we're coming. Spike take a letter!" Twilight said. The purple dragon did. He finished and sent it via flame mail. Celestia responded with a letter saying she would be happy to help the ponies along with the teens. She sent them train tickets for the next ride out to Canterlot. They arrived at the train station and got on. Unfortunately, Twilight's ass still smelled horribly and was told to stick her ass out the window for the rest of the ride and keep it there. Wasn't going to do any good because the smell was now traveling from Ponyville to Canterlot killing plant life all around.

"Jeez Twilight what did you eat?" Beavis waved his hand in front of his face.

"Guess it had something to do with those burgers we had at the fashion show." Twilight tried to recall.

Discord was in tears as he rolled on the floor from laughing so hard.

A

Meanwhile at the castle Celestia was sitting in her thrown room with Luna. The two were reading carefully to make sense of what Twilight Sparkle did, but only ended in snickering.

"Hey sister?" Celestia looked over to Luna.

"Yes dear sister?" Luna asked.

Celestia let out loud fart.

"OH SWEET... UGH!" Luna tried to cover her snout.

"Yeah. I'm still the big kahuna here." Celestia smiled.

"Oh yeah." Luna let out a quiet fart.

"I didn't hear anyth..." Celestia sniffed. "OH SWEET ME DID YOU DO THAT?" The sun goddess coughed and left the thrown room.

"HA HA! THE FOULNESS HAS BEEN DOUBLED!" Luna cheered. For once Luna won at something.