Beavis and Butt-Head Do Equestria

Beavis and Butt-Head Do Equestria:

By NocturneD

Chapter 4

Pinkie Pie offered Beavis and Butt-head to stay at her place for the night until things got sorted out. Spike for one was top priority getting his hand taken care of because of a certain firework incident. Twilight Sparkle wanted to sit down with the two teens to ask them many questions from what are they and where did they come from but that would have to wait as she tended to Spike. Pinkie Pie swore to Twilight that she would be a good host and make sure they get what they need until everything gets settled.

Since Mr. and Mrs. Cake were still filling a big order they left Pinkie to tie down the fort. Pinkie rolled out some extra beds for her guests, throwing extra pillows and blankets to make sure they would be comfortable. Butt-head sat down, a bit amazed that the bed was actually like sleeping on a cloud. Beavis excused himself to use the bathroom and Pinkie told him it was in the next room. Pinkie Pie then looked out the window to admire the night sky. "Good night ponyville. Tomorrow will be another exciting day." She was exhausted from the entire experience.

FLUSH

"Hey Butt-head!" Beavis called from inside the bathroom, "The toilet is like... eh heh heh tiny."

"Uh huh huh huh. Like really?" Butt-head sat up.

Beavis came into the room still laughing, "I'm serious. Eh heh heh heh. Everything in this house is small."

Butt-head stood up and walked to the bathroom to use it. He closed the door.

"Eh... Beavis?" Butt-head hollered from the next room, "You pissed everywhere but the damn toilet! Uh huh huh."

"Eh heh heh heh." Beavis chuckled uncontrollably.

Pinkie cringed at first but kept a smile for her guests. Butt-head finally emerged from the bathroom and laid on the spare bed, Beavis on the other. Beavis was amazed, "Wow. Eh heh heh. This is like... comfur...dable." Beavis tried to say comfortable but knowing his grammar Butt-head knew what he meant. "A lot better than sleeping on a couch. Eh heh heh."

"Well butt munch you can always go home if you don't my couch. Uh huh huh." Butt-head chuckled.

Pinkie crawled into her bed and started to doze off, suddenly she heard something flapping. "What in the name of Celestia is that sound?" She lifted her head to let it scout the room only to find Beavis's covers fumbling back and forth while he still chuckled but with his eyes closed. "Hmmm... better then him be then." Beavis continued giggling.

The next morning the two teens slept in while Pinkie Pie woke up at her usual time to start preparing for the bakery and shop to open. Pinkie opened up the back room to find the unfrosted cupcakes and cakes ready to be made for today. Shelf by shelf she dragged each tray to the table. Sorting through her frosting and order slips to see what treat goes to what pony and what they wanted. She got to work quickly. After she frosted the last cake on the list she figured she get breakfast started. Since she was in the cake mood, she made pancakes and a lot of them.

Eventually the two woke up, well Butt-head farted and woke up Beavis that way. The blonde coughed and called foul on his friend. Butt-head didn't care.

"Hey Beavis... uh huh huh." Butt-head chuckled.

Beavis covered his nose, "What?"

"Like something smells good. Uh huh huh." Butt-head noticed.

Beavis frowned, "Your farts don't smell nice Butt-head. Eh heh heh."

The two wandered down the stairs and followed the smell into the kitchen. There were three plates with pancakes stacked at a good twelve inches. Pinkie already set up the glasses along with a carton of milk and orange juice, buttered toast, and fried eggs.

Pinkie jumped in front of them and threw streamers, "Good morning you two!" She chirped, "Hope you had a good nights sleep."

"Uh... yeah actually." Butt-head admitted.

"Best night ever. Eh heh heh." Beavis replied.

"Just wished you didn't spank your monkey last night." Butt-head retorted.

Pinkie gasped, "You brought a monkey?"

"It's a figure of speech. Uh huh huh." Butt-head answered.

"Gotta remember that one." Pinkie chuckled and with excitement she said, "But please, sit down, eat, eat!"

The two teens sat down as ordered, amazed at the meal that was prepared for them.

"Whoa..." Butt-head widened his eyes, "Pancakes... eggs... toast..." He checked the side of his plate, "Eh... no bacon?"

"What's bacon?" Pinkie tilted her head.

"Comes from pig. Uh huh huh." Butt-head explained.

"You mean as in meat?" Pinkie asked with eyes widened, "Meat really isn't a big delicacy here."

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

"Why the hell not?" Beavis asked.

"Well the population around here is mostly ponies and we're pretty much on vegetables, fruits,

grains, candy and sweets." Pinkie explained.

"So... no hamburgers?" Butt-head asked.

"Or tacos?" Beavis frowned.

Pinkie shifted her shoulders.

"Beavis... this is going to suck like it has never sucked before. Uh huh huh." He chuckled.

"Eh heh heh." Beavis chuckled, "Well if it's a place with a lot of cakes I can live with it." Beavis picked up a nearby fork and took a piece out of his stack of pancakes, brought it to his mouth. He brought another piece, another, then another. "Hey this is pretty good. Eh heh heh."

Butt-head stuffed a couple into his mouth but still talked, "Pancakes rule."

"Wished my mom could cook like this." Beavis took another bite.

"Yeah... uh huh huh... but she's too busy being a slut." Butt-head laughed.

"Oh oh oh... yeah." Beavis chuckled.

Pinkie found this strange, Butt-head clearly insulted Beavis's family but Beavis shook if off like he wasn't denying it. She wondered if these two were really friends at all but she kept this observation to herself. Pinkie asked, "Does your mom cook for you Mr. Beavis?"

"No..." He took another bite, "Pretty much she tries to lose me every chance we go to the store and spends the welfare checks on beer and smokes."

"Yeah, beer and smokes are cool." Butt-head chuckled.

Pinkie was shocked by this, "How about your mother Mr. Butt-head?"

Butt-head replied quickly, "Uh... my mom pretty much is never home and she gets a new boyfriend pretty much every month."

"And you call my mom a slut. Eh heh heh" Beavis chuckled.

"What about your fathers?" Pinkie asked.

"Who?" Beavis asked.

"Your dads. Where are they?" Pinkie tilted her head in curiosity. Beavis and Butt-head couldn't piece that question together if they wanted to.

"Well... I guess that's another sad story isn't it?" Pinkie asked.

"I dunno." Butt-head shifted his shoulders.

"Probably..." Beavis took another bite and didn't care.

"I'm sorry to hear that then. My family and I were rock farmers, they never really liked having fun as it was always so gloomy and depressing there." She perked up, "Then I moved here with Mr. and Mrs. Cake and I couldn't have been any happier."

"Huh?" Beavis wasn't paying attention.

"Well that story sucked. Uh huh huh." Butt-head remarked.

Pinkie asked if the two could assist her with the cakes and other desserts as she cleaned up. The two had nothing better to do and as instructed they put the cakes on display where she told them to put them. The pink pony also told them if any customers came in to pick up an order just ask for their name and look for their receipt on the dessert box in the back or if they wanted something from the shelf just ring them out. She explained the currency of Equestria as bits, it was simple along with the price tags marked in front of the desserts. From their experience from their jobs back at Burger World this should be easy... or atleast something...

The front door opened with a chiming sound to signal that a customer walked in. In came a grey pegasus pony with blonde hair. Butt-head watched as the grey winged pony trot up to the counter, first thing he noticed was one eye, "Eh... what's wrong with your eye?"

"Muffin." The grey pony wanted.

"Would you like some fries with that? Uh huh huh." Butt-head asked.

"Muffin." The grey pony nodded her head at the muffin pyramid display next to Beavis who was taking a bite out of one of them already.

Beavis took another muffin from the display and was going to wrap it up in the pink boxes nearby until he tripped and the muffin landed on the dirty floor. He brushed himself off and put the dirty muffin in the treat box and laid it on the counter. Butt-head was trying to get the cash register open, it was a lot different from the one in Burger World as it was electronic. This was was old fashioned.

Butt-head scratched his head, "Uh... how do you open this thing?" He mashed buttons over and over again.

"You should break it! Eh heh heh." Beavis got excited as usual.

Pinkie Pie finished the last of the dishes.

CRASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

Pinkie Pie ran into the front room to find the cash register on the floor split into half, money all over the floor.

"Uh... we got it open now. Uh huh huh." Butt-head chuckled. Beavis also chuckled. Pinkie Pie

was shocked. Derpy just stood their being derpy.

"Is everyone alright?" Pinkie asked, pacing back and forth to make sure no one was hurt.

"Uh... yeah I think your cash register was broken." Beavis explained, pretty lousily. "Then it fell over."

"Derpy is that what happened?" Pinkie asked.

"Muffin!" Derpy managed to say.

Pinkie shifted her shoulders and chirped, "Well accidents happen." Pinkie swept up the money and the remains of the register as the tray was the only thing salvageable. The three worked for the rest of the morning selling the baked goods, one of by one Pinkie introduced Beavis and Butt-head to the ponies who wander into the shop. The ponies were amazed to see the strange creatures and gave them compliments for the show last night. Also wanted to get the recipe for nachos that was provided the other night because they were a big hit.

A little orange pegasus with purple hair walked into the shop and up to the counter. She looked up at the two, they looked back down at her. "Hey Butt-head... is that a chicken?" Beavis asked. The orange pegasus frowned and narrowed her eyes.

"Beavis you dumb ass! That's too small to be a chicken. Uh huh huh." Butt-head scolded his friend.

"Maybe it's a nugget. Eh heh heh." Beavis chuckled.

Pinky couldn't help but laugh at that one.

Then Rainbow Dash walked in, not very happy but rather unfocused.

"Oh hey Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie hopped up and down.

Rainbow Dash put on a rather weak smile, "Hey Pinkie Pie.."

"Something the matter?" Pinkie blinked.

"You remember Gilda right?" Dash asked.

to be continued...