Beavis and Butt-Head Do Equestria

Beavis and Butt-Head: Do Equestria

By NocturneD

"So what about Gilda?" Pinkie raised an eyebrow.

"Well she wrote me and said she wanted to make amends." Dash answered with a bit of hope in her voice. She rubbed the back of her neck, "I want to say sorry again for Gilda giving you a hard time."

"It's okay Dash. As long as we all can be friends that's all that matters." Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash embraced each other in a hug.

"Awwww... Eh heh heh." Beavis giggled in a mocking tone.

"I know Pinkie. Thanks for understanding." Rainbow replied, she broke the hug and smiled.

Butt-head interrupted with a loud fart.

ooo

After an awkward reunion Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash figured it was time to give Beavis and Butt-head a tour of Ponyville. They started in the center of town where the party from the previous night was formally; now back to looking like a respectable building. Despite having severe burn marks on half of the building thanks to Trixie's faulty pyrotechnics.

"This is city hall where the mayor lives and does her job." Pinkie pointed to the building. "You might of saw her last night but unfortunately a meeting with her today isn't possible. You know with... fire." Her eyes bulged as she added a strong vibe on the word; fire.

"Fire is cool. Eh heh heh." Beavis chuckled.

"You two already saw the Sugarcube corner where I live and work. Anytime you want a treat; don't be a stranger." Pinkie winked, "Or if you need to earn some extra bits I could persuade Mr. and Mrs. Cake to give you some work around the place."

"Eh..." Butt-head frowned.

The tour continued.

"And here we have the boutique owned by our good friend Rarity." Dash explained proudly, "Though I'm into the cool stuff, Rarity here is rather posh and makes a living making dresses."

Beavis was picking his nose at this point.

"Rarity is off visiting Spike in the hospital with Fluttershy and Twilight so she won't be back until later." Dash focused on Pinkie.

"Poor Spikey wikey..." Pinkie said sadly.

Rainbow Dash smirked, "Hey... let's go down to Sweet Apple Acres for a bit, I forgot Apple Jack wants to show us something."

ooo

And so the four walked to Apple Jack's farm to find the orange pony apple bucking as usual. Kicking numerous trees numerous times to get numerous apples along with her big brother Big Mac.

"Hey Apple Jack! Bic Mac!" Dash and Pinkie greeted.

"Hey there girls! Just in time too!" Apple Jack waved.

Butt-head was sniffing his fingers for some reason.

"So Apple Jack, what's this thing you wanted to show us?" Pinkie bounced up and down anxiously.

"Hold yer horses hun I'll show it you instead." Apple Jack tried to calm her friend down, "Big Mac I'm going to show my friends the surprise."

Apple Jack lead the four to the family barn, opened the large doors and trotted in. "After what happened to Spike last night I figured why not make him a welcoming home present, it's not finished of course as I wanted to ask you girls something." The blonde pony showed the four the present for Spike, a gift basket with apples inside.

"How fitting..." Dash rolled her eyes.

"The present is a great idea!" Pinkie bounced up and down again.

"Yeah apples are okay, but usually gift baskets need more than one item." Dash added.

"What do you mean? There's red apples, green apples and yellow apples. That's three." Apple Jack defended.

Beavis and Butt-head were eying something else in the barn. A rather large tool with a saw blade on one end and a motor on the other.

"Well if ya girls want to add sumthin then go right ahead. Supposed to be all of us anyway." Apple Jack offered.

"OH! Cupcakes! CANDY!" Pinkie chimed in.

"A toy I guess." Dash rubbed her chin.

"Yeah Yeah And PORN!" Beavis shouted from the background.

Apple Jack frowned and turned her head, "What in tarnation are those two yammering on about?"

"Oh..." Pinkie waved her hoof around and rolled her eyes crazily, "Mr. Beavis and Mr. Butt-head say all sorts of funny things."

"Guess you could say that's whatever they do back in where ever they're from." Dash added.

"Seem rather... dumb don't ya think?" Apple Jack whispered to them.

Pinkie gasped, "Apple Jack I'm surprised at you!"

Apple Jack tried to ease Pinkie down, "Now now sugar cube. I didn't mean it like that, its just they seem rather..."

The two teens were too busy looking at Big Mac as he walked around doing other chores.

"Hey Butt-head. Eh heh heh. You know why they call him Big Mac?" Beavis asked. "BOIIIIINNNNNGGGGG..." The blonde shook his arms and head as he made the sound.

"Eh Beavis. You were looking at that horses' wiener the entire time?" Butt-head asked.

"Uhhhhh..." Beavis tried to come up with something, "You notice that he's the only guy pony here right?"

"Oh yeah... uh huh huh. He probably get's all the chick's here." Butt-head chuckled.

"Come on Apple Jack they helped me back at the Sugar Cube corner when the morning to noon rush came in." Pinkie pointed her hoof at Apple Jack, "They did an adequate job! Though the cash register broke somehow."

"Alright, alright. If you think they're good then it's fine with me." Apple Jack eased back.

Minutes later the ponies and teens went back outside to help buck some apple trees. The mares took three trees of their own while Beavis and Butt-head watched the ponies kicked the trees for apples to fall down them. Apple Jack gave them instructions on how to do it. Beavis kicked the tree but nothing came down. Apple Jack figured that the tree was too thick for them to kick so she moved them to a nearby apple tree near the barn. Beavis kept kicking the tree as Apple Jack left.

"Wuss. Uh huh huh." Butt-head laughed.

"SHUT UP!" Beavis continued to kick the apple tree. "STUPID SON OF A BITCH TREE!" Butt-head continued to chuckle.

Beavis stopped kicking the tree, "Damn it... Eh heh heh." He wiped the sweat from his forehead, "This is like... harder than it looks."

Suddenly a dim light bulb fizzed out above Butt-head's head.

"Eh... Instead of trying to get the apples to come down." Butt-head explained and pointed to the base of the tree, "Why not just cut it down here?"

"Yeah... YEAH!" Beavis's eyes widened and turned back to Butt-head, "With what? eh heh heh."

The three ponies continued to apple buck with success even though Bic Mac was pounding away way more. Apple Jack figured it was time for a lunch break and thought it would be nice to have lunch outside. Everything was set up with peanut butter and apple sandwiches, apple pies fresh from the oven and a pitcher of apple juice.

"Those two workin hard?" Big Mac asked.

"They don't seem to be catching on so I gave them the tree next to the barn. Pretty flimsy even for Apple Bloom to buck so it should be easy." Apple Jack smirked and handed her brother a sandwich. When the heard a loud cutting sound being made.

"The hey is that?" Apple Jack asked.

"Well that sounds like my new chainsaw..." Big Mac pondered.

Suddenly they heard a loud crash.

The four ponies got up from the picnic lunch and raced over to the barn to find the tree that Apple Jack left Beavis and Butt-head to buck is now pretty much fallen and damaged the side of the barn leaving a giant gaping hole in it. Apple Jack walked up to the barn with her face still with a stunned look on it. Big Mac bewildered. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash knew this didn't look good their view slowly moved to the two teens. Butt-head holding the chainsaw and Beavis stood there laughing.

"Uh huh huh. Timber." Butt-head chuckled.