Friendship is Pee

Previously on My Little Pony
"I have to pee!"

And now the conclusion (but not really):

"Don't forget to... Use the bathroom before..." Spike was falling asleep.

"Don't worry Spike, I'll handle this," Said Twilight, "you are a baby dragon afterall."

Spike started peeing because he really had to pee and he was too tired to go to the bathroom. Twilight's giggled.

"Elements, elements, elements..." Said Twilight, "How can I stop Nightmare Moon without the Elements of Harmony?"

Twilight's bladder was filling up too, but she didn't have time for that sort of thing.

"And just what are the elements of Harmony?" Rainbow surprised her, causing her to pee all over the floor, "Are you a spy?"

"Simmer down there Sally," said Applejack, "If she were a spy she wouldn't be peeing herself in fear. Also, can I use your bathroom? I really need to pee."

"Sure, it's just upstairs, and I didn't pee myself in fear!" Twilight objected, "I just don't have time for that sort of nonsense while I'm trying to save the world!"

"Save the world?" Asked Rainbow, who also needed to pee really badly but didn't want to admit it because it would make her look less cool, "What do you mean by that?"

"I read all about Nightmare Moon in predictions and prophecies," said Twilight, "I was trying to convince Princess Celestia that Nightmare Moon was returning so that she would ignore all the water damage I caused to her castle."

"Water damage?" Asked Rarity, who was also there for some reason, "Whatever do you mean darling?"

"It's not important!" Said Twilight, "What is important is finding the Elements of Harmony so I can stop Nightmare Moon!"

"Well whatever those are I'm sure there's time for me to, uh, freashen up first," said Rarity, "I did partake in a great many refreshments at the party."

"Go ahead," said Twilight, "But Applejack is in there right now taking a massive piss so you'll have to wait."

Rarity crossed her hind legs tightly and gave a strained smile.

Fluttershy was also there and she had to pee very badly, but she didn't say anything because everypony else was talking and she was too shy.

A pink blur rushed into the room and grabbed a book off the shelf.

"The Elements of Harmony, a Reference guide!" Said Pinkie, peeing herself in excitment, as she often did.

"Pinkie, dear," Said Rarity, "I really wish you would reconsider wearing some of the protection, relieving onesself on the floor is so unladylike!"

Twilight ignored this exchange. "Where did you find this?!"

"It was under Pee!" Said Pinkie.

"That doesn't even make sense..." Twilight said, "Nevermind, it says that the elements of harmony are in the Everfree Forest."

"The Everfree Forest?!" Said the rest of the Mane six.

"So, none of you have been in here before?" Asked Twilight.

She wished that all the other ponies had stayed behind because she really needed to pee and it would be more awkward to do it while they were all there.

"Ugh, heavens no!" Said Rarity, "There's not a single restroom in the whole place."

Applejack rolled her eyes, "More to the point, it's dangerous and unnatural."

"Yeah, because nopony that goes in, ever comes out!" Rainbow exclaimed.

Just then, the ground collapsed underneath them. Twilight scrambled for her footing but she ended up clinging to the edge of a cliff. Applejack grabbed her hoof, but she was too heavy to pull up.

"You have to let go!" Said Applejack.

"Let go?" Said Twilight, "Are you crazy?"

"No!" Said Applejack, "Don't let go of my hoof, let go of your bladder! Your pee is weighing you down!"

Twilight looked into Applejack's eyes and saw that she could trust her, so she released her bladder, and with her earthpony strength, Applejack tugged her back to safety.

"And once me and Fluttershy saved everypony else," Rainbow bragged, "Twilight totally peed herself in fear before Applejack saved her."

Twilight blushed. "I know Rainbow, I was there. And I didn't pee myself in fear, it was very intentional. You're not one to talk. I know what that rainbow trail behind you was."

"S-shut up." Said Rainbow.

There was a roaring sound and the ponies all froze. A trickle of urine snaked its way down Twilight's leg.

"A manticore!" Said Twilight.

The ponies all tried to fight the manticore, who was so mad that he was hopping from foot to foot. None of the ponies paid attention to Fluttershy telling them to wait until she finally raised her voice.

"WAIT!" said Fluttershy.

The other ponies were so surprised that they stopped what they were doing. She flew over to the manticore and patted it's head.

"Shh, it's okay," Said Fluttershy, "You're not really a mean kitty are you? You just have to go pee really badly."

Fluttershy looked down, and sure enough there was a purple magic ring which was coming from the manticore's penis. Fluttershy pulled on it and a urethral plug came out. The manticore almost sobbed in relief as it began releasing gallons of hot steaming urine onto the forest floor. Licking Fluttershy's face in thanks. Fluttershy giggled, and her own aching bladder started to release too.

"How did you know about the plug?" Twilight asked.

"I didn't." Said Fluttershy, "But I could tell that he really needed to pee. Sometimes all you need is a little kindness."

"Does anypony else need a pitstop before we go on?" Asked Applejack.

The ponies all nodded in agreement. Except for Rarity who stuck her nose up. "How uncooth."

The trees in the area the ponies had entered to take their much needed pit stop began to grow faces. They seemed to growl. All the ponies were scared and wanted to go back to the trail before even reliving themselves except one. Pinkie Pie was laughing.

"Pinkie, what are you doing?" Asked Twilight, "We need to get out of here!"

"I'm so frightened I couldn't even pee if I wanted to." Fluttershy shiverered.

"Oh girls," said Pinkie, "don't you see?"

Music began to play, as if from nowhere.

"When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...."

"Tell me she's not..." Said Twilight

"The Darkness and the shadows they would always make me frown"

"She is." Rarity confirmed with a strained expression from how hard she was trying to conceal her biological needs.

"I'd hide under my pillow,
And hold it all night long,
But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way
To stay dry until dawn!"

"Then what is?" Asked Rainbow, crossing her hind legs in desperation.

"She said pinkie, you gotta brave the hall,
Learn to face your fears,
You'll see the potty's easy,
Just laugh and there'll be no more tears."

"Ha. Ha. Ha." Pinkie laughed as she began peeing full force against one of the trees.

"Sooooo, giggle if you can't pee,
Guffaw at the grossly,
Crack up at the creepy,
Get up if you're sleepy
Chortle at the the kooky
Snortle at the spooky

And tell that big scary potty monster to take a hike and leave you alone, and if he thinks he can make you wet the bed he's got another thing comming and you're just gonna get up anyway and go to the bathroom so you can...

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The mane six all burst out in hysterics at the sheer absurdity of what Pinkie Pie was doing, causing their bladders to finally release, hosing down the formerly scary trees as they giggled and sighed in relief.

With their minds clear, and bladders empty. The fellowship of the pee- I mean elements cotinued their trek onwards to claim their powers and defeat Nightmare Moon.