Previously on Friendship is Pee
"Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
*Sounds of laughter and forceful urination*
And now the conclusion.

The six friends came upon a raging river.

"How are we gonna cross this?" Asked Pinkie.

"We'll have to find a way around." Said Rarity.

"Ya can't go around a river Rarity," Said Applejack, "We'll just have to find a place upstream where it's shallow enough ta cross."

Rarity looked agast.

"Y-you mean we'll have to wade through muddy water?" She asked.

"Yeah yeah," Said Rainbow Dash, "Your dress will get wet. Rest of us are dressed for the occasion."

"But you're not wearing anything!" Said Rarity.

"Exactly." Said Rainbow, rolling her eyes.

Rarity huffed.

"Oooh, I hope we find a place to cross soon," said Pinkie, "All this water makes me want to tinkle!"

"Oh," said Fluttershy, "me too."

"Ugh," said Rarity, "you all just went, come on, let's get going."

"Come ta think of it," said Applejack, "Why don't you have to pee? You didn't even go during Pinkie's song. Yer not gonna try to hold it in until we get back to Ponyville are you?"

Rarity gave an uncomfortable look and bit her lip. "I don't have to go yet. Unlike some ponies I went before we left!"

Applejack tried not to laugh at the prissy mare. Soon enough nature would take it's course, whether Rarity wanted it or not. Then her dress would be wet with more than river water.

There was a faint cry off in the distance and the ponies approached to investigate.

"Oh what a world, what a world!" Said a purple Sea Serpent.

"Excuse me," Said Twilight, "Why are you crying?"

The sea serpent's tears rolling down his face was reminding Twilight that she had her own hot liquid that wanted to force its way out of her body.

"Well, I don't know," said the sea serpent, "I was just sitting here minding my own buisness when this cloud of purple smoke ran straight through me and all of the sudden my bladder was overfilled and I couldn't help myself, I peed all over my brand new outfit and now it's ruined!"

The serpent continued to wail, thrashing about in the water.

"Oh give me a break." said Rainbow, grimacing at the fullness of her bladder.

A trail of rainbow was all that was left behind as she disappeared off into the distance.

"That's what all this fuss is about?" Applejack said, "Can't ya just wash it?"

"Why of course it is!" Rarity approached the serpent, "Oh, just look at him. He clearly takes such care of his appearance!"

"It's true!" said the serpent.

"All ruined along with that dashing outfit." Rarity said.

"It's true, I'm hideous!"

"I simply cannot let such a crime against fashion go uncorrected!"

Without warning Rarity grabbed one of the serpent's scales and started to hack at her own dress.

"Rarity, what are you doing?!" Asked Twilight

After a moment though, it became clear. She was making a new outfit for the seaserpent, but it was far too small.

"Twilight darling," said Rarity, "Be a dear and cast an enlargment spell on this."

Twilight tried to cast the spell, but she could never focus well with a full bladder, so she ended up letting it go all over the ground behind her, much to Rarity's disgust. When it was finished, Rarity levitated it over to the sea serpent.

"Oh-ho!" Said the serpent, "This is even better than my old outfit."

"You look smashing!" Said Rarity.

Meanwhile, Rainbow had returned from her potty break.

"But your beautiful dress..." said Twilight.

"Rarity your," Rainbow snerked, "Your diaper is showing!"

"Oh it's fine my dears," said Rarity, "Besides, poofy is in this season."

"Why did it matter if he wet his outfit?" Asked Rainbow under her breath, "He literally lives in water."

The other ponies ignored her.

The serpent made a bridge with his body and allowed the ponies to cross the river, taking special care to make sure that Rarity didn't get her diaper waterlogged with river water.

"So that's why you didn't have to go," said Applejack, gesturing to Rarity's diaper.

Rarity grimmaced at the reminder of her aching bladder.

"I'll have you know my diaper is completely dry," Rarity huffed, "Unlike some ponies I know how to control myself."

Pinkie appeared out of nowhere, pressing a hoof into Rarity's diaper.

"She's right," Said Pinkie, "It's dry!"

The shock of Pinkie's public diaper check was too much for her bladder to bear. Her flood gates, after being denied for so long, burst open and she began to flood her formerly dry padding.

Rarity's front legs became weak and folded, leaving her diapered rear in the air as her bladder continued to pump out urine with a tremendous hiss. She couldn't even think as relief shuddered through her and she let out an involuntary moan, lolling out her toungue.

After nearly three minutes she was left panting as she looked around at the bemused faces of her friends and managed to regain her footing.

"Some of us come prepared." Said Rarity. "At least I didn't go in the woods like some kind of animal."

Twilight rolled her eyes. "Well I hope you brought a change, because that thing doesn't look like it can take much more."

"That's the ruin that holds the elements of harmony!" Said Twilight.

Twilight ran forward before almost falling off a cliff. She emptied her bladder without hesitation this time, to make herself lighter for Applejack to haul back up. The bridge that was supposed to cross the canyon was down.

"What is it with you and falling off cliffs today?" Asked Applejack.

Twilight blushed when she realised she was still peeing a little. Applejack wished she could join her.

Pinkie sighed, "Now what?"

"I think we should have another pitstop." Said Applejack.

"No, we have to keep going!" Said Rarity, "That castle probably has toilets!"

Applejack chuckled. "Honest truth Rarity," said Applejack, "That diaper ain't gonna last until we get back, ya may as well take a pit stop with us."

Sure enough, as impressively thick as Rarity's custom diaper was it was stained yellow and sagging heavily. Her dress had clearly been designed especially to conceal it, since none of them had noticed it's bulk until she removed the dress.

"Uh, girls?" Rainbow wiggled her wings.

"Oh yeah." Said Pinkie.

Rainbow Dash flew across the canyon to grab the other side of the bridge, but found herself trapped in oddly disorienting fog, forcing her to land.

"Rainbow..." A ghostly voice called out.

The some of the fog flowed in through Dash's nose an it went straight to her bladder which was almost immediately painfully bloated. A spurt came out, but the rest stayed locked away as the pegasus tried not to writhe in pain.

"Who's there!" Said Rainbow, "Show yourself!"

She tried not to wimper. Her bladder was so full, but with the disorienting fog she couldn't fly away.

"Rainbow..." Said the voice again.

Rainbow wanted to cry in frustration as her bladder throbbed.

"I ain't scared of you, show yourself!"

"We know your secret Rainbow." A pony made of glowing purple crystal walked out of the light.

"What secret?" Rainbow was sweating profusely. Another trickle of urine escaped, but not nearly enough to grant her any relief. Her bladder was going to burst. She wished she could just pee herself, anything to end this torment.

"We know why you learned to fly so fast." The glowing pony continued, "You have a shy bladder, any time you have to pee you race back to use your own bathroom."

"Please!" Pleaded Rainbow, "I'm gonna explode!"

"We can cure your shy bladder," said the glowing pony, summoning a glowing while toilet behind them and sighing in exaggerated relief as they used it, "You'll be able to pee wherever you like - think about how much easier it will be to join the wonderbolts without worrying about being so far from home..."

"Oh my gosh!" Said Rainbow, "That's just what I've always wanted! I'll do anything! Just do it quickly."

Rainbow tried to relax but her bladder just wouldn't listen, no matter how dangerously full it was. Seeing the other mare use the toilet in front of her made it even harder to let go.

"All you have to do," said the glowing pony, gesturing to the brightly shining toilet, "is abandon your friends."

Rainbow found a new level of determination she didn't know she had. She went towards the bridge and grasped around in the fog for the rope. Her bladder throbbed, and tears began to roll down her furry snout.

She found the rope and grasped it firmly.

"Wait," said the voice from the fog, "Don't you have to pee first?"

Pain lanced through Rainbows belly as the pressure in her bladder hit levels she'd never thought possible.

"If it's a choice between my friends and pee," Rainbow said firmly, "Then I'm picking my friends every time."

She dove from the cliff, rope in her mouth and barely managed to manuver to the over side with the swollen, painful mass of her bladder weighing her down. Her rainbow trail was brighter than ever, even in the moonlight, but the small droplets were still too small to make any practical difference to her desperate situation.

She landed hard next to her firiends, and she felt her wing crumple. Applejack grabbed the rope and swiftly tied it to the post, allowing her to raise the bridge.

Twilight walked over to Rainbow to see if she was okay, and found the brave pegasus bawling her eyes out.

Rainbow!" Said Twilight, "What's wrong? Your wing?"

"N-no," wimpered Rainbow, "I mean yes it's sprained, but... I have to pee sooooo bad."

Twilight was relieved.

"Oh, alright." Said Twilight, "Here, I'll help you up so you can take a break behind those trees."

Rainbow screwed her eyes shut and just moaned.

"You don't understand, I literally can't!" Rainbow sobbed, "I have a shy bladder, I can only pee if I fly back to my house - and my wing - and I can't and- and now I'm gonna explode and die!"

Twilight looked at the blue pegasus' bulging bladder - there was no way she wouldn't have had an accident by now if she was able to, no pony could hold that much pee.

"All right Rainbow, hang on," Said Twilight, "This might feel a little strange."

Rainbow Dash's world exploded. Her vision flashed with colours and her whole body felt like it was pressed in cotton wool. Her bladder felt different, and for a moment she was worried it actually had exploded inside her, but the sound of gushing water revealed the true reason.

She was peeing!

She couldn't believe it. She could finally breathe, she let out a long equine whiny as she continued evacuate her bladder. It was going all over her hooves and her rear legs but she didn't care. Everything felt so warm. She saw Twilight looking at her in shock and grabbed her into a hug as the pee continued to flow out of her with no resistance.

It was several minutes before she felt like she was finally empty. The magic fog had really done a number on her bladder. She felt... drained, but euphoric.

"Thankyou so much Twi!" Said Rainbow, "I thought I was a goner. How did you do that?"

"Well..." Twilight looked sheepish, "I kinda use a paralysis spell on your holding muscles."

"Well whatever you did, it worked." Said Rainbow, still drunk on the euphoria releasing her bursting bladder. "You're my best friend now."

Twilight winced.

"Rainbow, with those muscles paralysed," said Twilight, "You're going to be incontinent."

"What now?"

"Untill the spell wears off you won't be able to hold your pee at all," She explained, "You'll just wet yourself before you even feel an urge to go."

"W-what?!" Rainbow exclaimed, "For how long?!"

"Err," said Twilight, "A couple weeks? A month at most. You uh, might want to see Rarity about getting some protection."

"There they are, the elements of harmony." Twilight said.

"But there's only five." Said Rainbow, "Where's the sixth?"

Rarity was doing a very noticable potty dance, her thoroughly drenched diaper swinging back and forth with her movements.

"D-darlings, let's let Twilight focus while we find a bathroom!" Rarity said.

"I'll stay with Twilight," said Rainbow, "I er, don't need to go."

Rainbow had been dripping a trail of pee for the last few minutes, so her bladder was empty.

"Come on," said Twilight, "Just one spark. The book said a spark would make the sixth element appear!"

Twilight's bladder was starting to bother her so she joined Rainbow in peeing on the floor. She had more important things to worry about than a puddle, even if Spike wasn't here to clean it up this time.

Twilight approached the elements again with a clear mind and an empty bladder, she was sure she could -

In a flash of purple she, and the elements were suddenly somewhere else, and above them towered nightmare moon.

"You annoying little foals think you could defeat me?" Nightmare Moon cackled, "You were never a match for me. All you and your friends have done is distract me from finally going to the bathroom after a thousand years of torment! I'll crush all of you and the pee will last forever!"

Twilight smirked.

"Night! I meant the night will last forever!" Nightmare Moon corrected.

She reared up and crushed the elements beneath her hooves.

A look of relization came over Twilight.

"You think you can destroy the elements just so you can take a potty break?" Said Twilight, "Well you're wrong because the real elements of harmony are right here."

"What?" Nightmare Moon took a step back.

"Applejack who told me the honest truth that I should pee myself in life threatening situations is the element of Honesty! Fluttershy, who tamed the manticore by helping it empty it's bladder is the element of, Kindness! Pinkie Pie, who made us all laugh until we peed when we were too scared to go is the element of, laughter! Rarity, who gave up her own dress to help someone who had an embarassing bathroom accident is the element of, Generosity! And Rainbow Dash, who was willing to let her bladder explode rather than abandon her friends is the element of loyalty! The spirits of these five ponies got us through every challenge you threw at us, no matter how badly we needed to pee!"

"Why does everything have to be about pee?!" Nightmare Moon yelled, wishing they wouldn't remind her of her own dire need release her waters. It took her pee-addled brain a moment to do the basic arithmatic, "That's only five elements! You still don't have the sixth. The spark didn't work!"

"But it did." Twilight grinned, "A different kind of spark. I felt it so many times today, but every time it somehow brought us closer together. It resides inside all of us, but it doesn't want to stay there. The sixth element, the force that a princess and a pauper are equally powerless to resist. The element of... Pee!"

The six friends began to glow and rose up into the air. Necklaces with glowing gems formed around their necks. Something was wrong though. Rarity was writhing in the air, hooves pressed to the front of her saturated diaper.

"Twilight, we never found the bathroom!" Rarity yelled over the magically generated winds. Sure enough, her other friends looked uncomfortable as well.

"It's time to let it go, girls," Said Twilight, her eyes beginning to glow, "Friendship is pee."

Her friends sighed as urine pattered to the floor. Rarity's overloaded diaper was overwhelmed with the new rush of urine and she added to it. Her friends closed their eyes in relief, and when they opened them, their eyes were glowing too.

"Nooo!" Yelled Nightmare Moon, "Wait, don't send me back! I never even got a chance to peeeeee!"

A rainbow of magic greater than anything Dash could have produced crashed down on Nightmare Moon, before the whole room faded to white.

"Ugh, my head." Said Rainbow, feeling the stone under her to reveal a puddle she'd made in ther sleep.

"Everypony okay?" Said Applejack.

"Oh, thank goodness!" Rarity exclaimed, realising that her diaper had magically been replaced with a fresh one.

"Why Rarity, it's so lovely." Said Fluttershy

"Yes, well," said Rarity, "The leak guards certainly do have a certain flare to them."

"Not the diaper," Fluttershy clarified, "Your necklace!"

"Oh," said Rarity, "Well I guess that's nice too. It matches yours, well, except for the cutie mark."

The six friends spent some time time comparing their necklaces, finally found the bathrooms, and after a brief explanation an embarassed looking Rainbow Dash was wearing Rarity's diaper. She needed it more, afterall.

"Gee Twilight, I thought you were just spoutin' a lot of hooey," Said Applejack, "but I guess pee really is an important part of friendship.

In a flash of light, Princess Celestia appeared in the room with them.

"Princess Celestia!" Twilight ran over to the Princess and leaned her face against her neck.

"Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful and weak bladdered student. I knew you could do it."

"But-," said Twilight, "You told me that I shouldn't pee in front of other ponies, why didn't you tell me that pee was the secret to friendship all along?"

"You- that's..." The princess looked flustered in a way Twilight had never seen before, "I sent to you to ponyville to make some friends. What in Equestria are you talking about?"

"Pee," explained Twilight, "the sixth element, the spark the binds everypony together, it's pee. Everypony pees."

Princess Celestia smiled nervously, glancing left and right. "Of course. Pee. That's was my plan all along. That's why I chose my least continent student for this task. Now there's another pony that seems to have become incontinent. My sister, Princess Luna."

The assembled ponies all looked over to the spot where nightmare moon had been struck by the rainbow. A small blue alicorn was in the center of a steaming, rapidly expanding puddle.

"We- we're sorry," said Luna, "avert thine eyes. Our bladder has decreased in size drasticly, but our waters hast not. We could contain ourselves no longer."

"It's been a thousand years since I have seen you like this." Princess Celestia said, "When you still struggled to contain your nightly waters. We were meant to rule together, little sister. Will you accept my pee- I mean friendship?"

"I'm so sorry, I missed you so much, big sister!" Luna ran to Celestia and embraced her, coat still dripping with pee.

Celestia sighed and considered what her student had said. Perhaps there really was something to this friendship peeing. Her sister was drenched in the stuff and her own bladder ached from the pee she'd been intending to release at the summer sun celebration. Celestia peed herself as well. To help her sister feel less self concious about her accident.

Pinkie jumped up behind them "You know what this calls for?"

"We do not," said Luna, "What does it call for?"

It took several hours with at least a couple pitstops to reach Ponyville. When they arried Pinkie dashed off and began knocking on doors, calling on all the ponies she knew to prepare the biggest celebration they could on short notice.

"A PARTY!" Pinkie yelled.

Princess Celestia approached Twilight who was looking disapointed.

"Why so glum Twilight?" Asked Celestia, "I've already said that the 'water damage' you caused to my castle is forgiven, you're welcome to return to your studies."

"That's just it." Said Twilight, "Just when I learned how wonderful it is to use pee to make friends, I have to go back to Canterlot."

"Spike, take a note please." Said Celestia, "I Princess Celestia hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall continue her study of the connection between peeing and friendship and report her findings from a safe distance away from the carpeted areas of my castle, from her new home in Ponyville."

Ponies cheered, but many of them seemed to be searching in vain for the portable toilets that Pinkie seemed to have forgotten to set up.

"Oh thankyou princess, I'll study harder than ever before!" Said Twilight.

As Princesses Celestia and Luna rushed back to the castle in their chariot, having given up on trying to find a bathroom locally, Pinkie jumped in front of the reader.

"Isn't this exciting? Are you excited? Because I'm excited and I pee when I'm excited! I've never been so excited, except for that time when I saw Twilgiht and I peed so hard it was like a firehydrant and I flew up into the air. But I mean really-"

My Little Pony
I used to wonder when I'd get to pee
My little pony
Until I peed right under this tree

Big adventures
and so much pee
Some bladders are tough
Some not so strong

Desperate ponies
And Rainbow streaks
And our pee makes it all complete
You're all, my little ponies
Did you know that friendship really is peeeeeeeeeeee

Author's Note

Should I do the episodes in order, or do you guys have specific pee- I mean episodes in mind.