Screw the rules, I have an Alicorn!

Your Little Celestie has learned nouns at a very fast rate, as these genius babies you saw once on TV and you thought they were all made up inventions for a reality show (they were used to be called documentaries not long time ago, did u know that?). You end up buying a lot more of veggies too, in fact that actually has more healty repercussions in yourself since an increase of fiber in your diet can’t be bad at all for you (or anyone), in the other hand (HANDS!, you should appreciate to find that expression again while reading a story from this site) you find amazing the rate at which she seems to grow up, and how clever she can be, I mean, at the beginning you tried to walk her off at mornings and evenings (because as soon as the sun is set she falls asleep), but she gave you a weird sight and preferred to simple use the bathroom, she washes her hoofs and all, and since she’s around you are doing all you can to keep your floor cleaner (so pretty much you’re a better person if only having a pet around, you see?)..

She’s an early waker, and that’s a little annoying for you, but since the whole situation is very interesting you can’t complain, she doesn't like coffee so her morning beverage is only hot milk with sugar (cuz you don't actually have a selection of early beverages, for you is coffee or nothing). Wondering about the nutritional value she finds living with you, somehow you hope the holt milk contrarrest the sugar rush such drink could ignite in her, luckily for you seems like colorful ponies living from a sugar rush are only a myth once more (or less, you just don't know anymore).

So your days go more or less in explain words to her, teach her on how repair refrigerators, watch old unaired tv show, like Animaniacs or Tiny Toons in the computer, and act like not talking alone, luckily for you she gets, instinctively maybe, pretty sleepy as soon as the sun comes down.

You aren’t very sure about show her a lot of TV by the fear of she finding out a cartoon full of ponies like her, or kinda like her, you are surely telling her about it, but in an age in which seems to have a little more knowledge about herself and her feelings (or maybe you’re just making up excuses), you just don't wanna screw her young mind with this now, and plus to all that, you don't wanna end in the moon by mistake when she starts to play with that horn of hers, you don't know how much of a demi-goddess like portrayed in the show she is, but she surely will try to find out as soon as she can.

Actually you’re starting to feel like this all is a big coincidence, after all her coat is full white and there can’t be such a thing like instantly puberty thanks to a cutie mark, in any case if that even happens it won't be the same since the sun doesn't need to be lifted manually here.

That night you dreamed about anyone somehow lifting the sun everyday, not a single person knew him before, but in fact the sun, as illogical as it seems, need to be lifted in your world too. you wake up finding that you shited your pants, again, so it wasn’t a very pleasant night.

Time passes and the world spins. Is easy now for you to have a complete conversation now, and she tells you that she did know the meaning of words but that she didn’t knew a sound to refer to them in her thoughts, which is an idea that runs in circles around of you cuz you can’t catch up, but you don’t wanna look like an idiot in front of her, so you keep on teaching her more complex words like “meaning” and “unexplainable”.

When you ask again about it, she told you that a bring light in front of your door was the way that the world was created, but you kinda suspect there was a little more before that, so noticing her completely clueless about her origin you drop out inquiring her with that, you have now that other doubt in how she can keep invisible around other people since her horn isn’t even glowing at all, and if there’s more ponies like her doing that, keeping themselves invisibles from you, but there’s nothing like that from what she can see, in fact these questions are what seems to show her how different she is from you.

By this time you try to explain her the world in the better way you can, actually you’re impressed for how well she does to understand complicated matters like wars over history based in motivations and feelings, you didn’t caught things like that until middle school or so, in any case she doesn't get bored with your dull stories either, is hard to tell if she does see the differences from a mythological tale, bedtime tales, or real history (of which you don't know a lot, but you pay your internet bill, so you can play to be the wise guy about it anyway), but you start doubting that line yourself considering who are you telling them.

Her wings seems to have a lot more of feathers lately, and she even moves them now, just a little in its place, never opens them, doesn't seem to be fully aware of what they are, but is fully conscious of them being there, even her horn looks a bit larger now, and her legs are starting to get higher and slimmer lately, it’s just impossible for her to walk with just two legs, but, without count her horn, she can almost reach your chest in her non-straight almost-human standing pose.

Very early you found out that she likes things like fruit, juice, milk, cereals, cookies or bread, and sugary stuff, but she can’t stand things like meat or its smell when grilling it, smell that otherwise you find fascinating, in exchange she can eat thing like grass, or flowers (the ones from neighbors’ backyards seems especially appealing to her). One day you found her in front of the bathroom mirror, standing in her hind legs, leaning on the sink, she was holding something white in her hoof, she didn’t seem to be scared at all but as soon you figured out what that was you shited your pants back, again, which doesn't seems to be unlikely of you, but giving a near inspection to her mouth (you changed your pants first, and washed thoughtfully your hands first) you found a new tooth was growing back in place of the lost one, and even new ones growing deeper in her mouth, after asking google about it, that seemed to be normal at least for a common pony, but since then you have teached her to brush her teeth, which isn't easy for her with hoofs so you help her sometimes, and, since she asked by watching you in the computer, to read.

So you’re now “teaching” her to read, a little worried of what she can find on internet, in any case she seems to be a prodigious memory because as soon as you teach her a letter she learns it, so in your first day she can now read her name and yours without problems, along with some other words containing most of these same letters.

She has too what seems to be an excellent metabolism alongside to her wonderful memory, you aren’t really sure of how fast a dog grows up you can bet your Celestie beats any dog growing up, in a fact of months she is the size of you when you were a kid. She keeps herself invisible to other people, but she is surprisingly light, so the feeling of her weight rarely is noticed by anyone, and even if, it’s discarded immediately as a mistake, and her slender body doesn't seems to pull a lot of air alongside with it either, and as time passes it’s only growing more and more aerodynamic, her hoofs aren’t solid at all either, they have a consistency of a very hard sponge even if they don't look porous at all, she can’t avoid walking with them, even if the middle and back part of her hooves still plain skin, but can walk without make any noise, and even if your house seems to be haunted sometimes, you start singing in home, or start acting like talking over your cellphone (even if you don't have anyone to talk over with it, or have a cellphone at all) as soon someone finds you speaking “alone”, and sometimes when you weren’t doing a noise before, she start mocking you humming the animaniacs’ song, or any other she has in mind, and even if that lets you as a very good hummer because she actually is good humming songs, you get very nervous of anyone finding about her, and you don't even know why, so you even move like dancing a little in your place too look like the one singing, one bad day she’ll forget she can be heard and she’s gonna say something like... dunno, something like “that stupid human can’t even see me” or something, and everything will be ruined from there on. but what do you know, she’s way smarter than you.

She claims that she can see, by looking at the eyes for a moment, if a person is trustworthy to let her be watched herself, but most of these people will sell her on ebay, or will open her “for science!” (actually you find the rape rate kinda low after your spectatives), even people that could keep her secret, could always treat her as an inferior being (thing that you could never do or believe since you know she’s way smarter than you, and that she’s probably a demi-goddess from another dimension)

Each passing day you feel her mentally more like a peer than a little filly, she can read pretty well now and even you can ask her about spelling being certain that she will know better than you, she’d read a site with all these spelling rules, and even if you don't let her alone in the computer arguing it’s not a device for someone without fingers, you let her be, trusting in her since her mind seems to be developing just as fast as her height. You gave her the best things you could think to read already starting with “The Little Prince“ by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry at which she cried a lot at the end, and started to inquiring you about a lot of things like death and such, questions to which you didn't have an answer, so you let her read “The Sandman” by Neil Gaiman, “Buddhist Teaching About Love And Tolerance” by Buddha most probably, and “And Then There Were None” by Agatha Christie, maybe you aren't a “books person” since one of these is a comic, but you think that they all are good answers for someone so smart like her, and that has lived so shortly.

Then that’s that terrible moment.
In which you talk to her
About You-Know-What
My Little Pony TV cartoon
(You aren’t expecting to fuck her, right? thats until chapter 3, you freaking monster, she’s like your daughter, I hope she rapes you rawly with her horn for you to learn a lession)

So you pretty much sit down and watch the cartoon, at the beginning she was like “oh... LOOK!, LOOK! SHE’S LIKE ME!” when she sees a purple pony in an air balloon, fact that you find kinda amazing since twilight is pretty purple, and she’s pretty white (you’re kinda racist in this history, had i told you before?), anyways it keeps on but then she heard that song and thought that was some kind of bad sync, or a joke when you told her that that’s the normal way the song sounds.

so you started with the first 2 chapters, at the beginning she doesn't give a lot of attention as she’s just happy watching somebody that looks like her (did you notice that I didn't say somepony? i'm kinda regretting that I didn't say somepony there), but at the end her jaw dropped when she sees something that really looked like her, fully decorated with golden horseshoes, jewelry necklace, and a crown, and was named “after” she (she thought) “I’m like her” she told you not very enthusiastically. At the end she just look at you hoofing her cheek, and mostly in doubt.

In that moment you knew she was going to make you pay for not telling her about this before, or somehow she’s gonna try to control the sun from now on, and she’s gonna break it for sure (not that she breaks a lot of things since she is here, but that’s the reason why her first broken thing as to be an epic broke), or maybe she’ll start taking over the world now, you have no way of imagining what crazy thoughts cross the mind of somepony that just found out is a goddess.

All she says is “Don’t you think one hundred years is too much?”...

So ok, that night is the first time you actually see her doing something at night, even if this is just watch a show in your PC, she seems tired but you can’t blame her, you think she can't help it, she just want to know more about her peers. Luckily she doesn't seems to identify herself with the Celestia in the show so she’s not like bragging about being a princess, an immortal, or a goddess.

Not very later after, she's snoring profusely in your chair, she used to sleep there when she was small, but she’s too big for it now, you cares her wings and pull out one of them, they feel much more stronger from the last time you did this same thing, she moves the head and says something intelligible about a sister, you kinda suspect she’s dreaming about her world, or the world in the cartoon at least, so you stop mess with her wings anymore to let her sleep, she seems to be very sensitive with that part of her body.

A couple of blankets always were a good place for her to sleep, she never complained before, each night you sleep right in the floor too, in a mattress you tend everynight, in that lonely garage not so lonely since she is around, this night you tend your mattress for her, you pick her up almost effortlessly since she’s incredibly light, and you sleep over the hard floor with just a couple of blankets under you that night, strangely hopeful of doing a good job raising her.

To Be continued...