A parody story, a crossover story, a funny story, and a cloppy story (or 6, actually maybe more, or less taking into consideration threesomes and such).

A second person narrated poorodi, crossovers of fanfics, clopfics, a main character that could be a woman or a griffin all along, at least 1 thing that's actually new (I hope so), a Q-ish-esque voice narrating, outtsels, french rats, and with the immortality serum of Baccano!

This story is so bad no one should read it.
Actually that's a hook for you to go in and read it, but I warn you, I’m 23, no university, I never wrote something before, and I’m not even natural English speaker.

I just write this cuz a user page without a story is kinda sad.
It's not a trollfic, in fact it's all (or most) ideas I’ve had since I watch the show, it’s not mean to be sad, funny or cloppy, but a mix of all these things. Or anything at all depending on how critical you get with this.

Parody histories containing ideas from:
My Little Dashie by ROBCakeran53 (http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1888/My-Little-Dashie)
Banned From Equestria (Daily) (http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/wiki/Banned_From_Equestria_%28Daily%29),
Study of the Mind Delve by JakeHeritaguit and its Silent Ponyville (http://www.fimfiction.net/story/14864/Study-of-the-Mind-Delve)
Twilight Attempts a Fapfic by SwiperTheFox (http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27563/Twilight-Attempts-a-Fapfic)
Jack/Off by One Terrible Writer (http://www.fimfiction.net/story/11055/Jack-Off)
and all these HiE stories around (http://www.fimfiction.net/user/TAW)
and my random imaginary stories within the show, so sorry if anyone get offended, and sorry ahead for my weird English, I never took English composition class.

Image thanks to TehJadeh http://tehjadeh.deviantart.com/art/This-is-definitely-canon-281369209

Tagged Mature for sex, it doesn't involve gore. neither a lot of sex actually, but i wanna c at least 1 harem scene.

:Q harem... (i'm not putting it, i just would want to c 1)

Actually it's more for the language and suggestive situations than explicit scenes, dunno maybe it's Teen rated, if anyone would like to give me hints about that, they could be well appreciated.

Is a human self inserted character an original character anymore?
cuz "it"'ll be fired like for chapter 5 for rule of funny here anyways
should I said everypony always here in this site?
did anyone actually read cupcakes? for real? you monster.